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Well slimeball typically means he has a bunch of skeletons in his closet, is a bad human and has done shitty things. Which as far as anyone knows he hasn't?
Instead you think he's because he annoying he's a slimeball.
If you think middling talent = slimeball then Idk what to tell you.
Being your opinion is fine, but doesn't mean he's a slimeball - so whatever.
Also GFY right back.

Typing with Matty’s sweaty ballsack in your mouth is a real talent
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4 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:


Typing with Matty’s sweaty ballsack in your mouth is a real talent

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Anybody attempted Bodies yet?  I'm 3/4 in and though it was a slow start it falls into place.  It's like Dark in trying to keep up with the characters.  

New season of Untold premieres on 8/20. 

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This season will focus on three new stories:

  • The 2009 murder of Steve “Air” McNair, best known for his exciting run to the Super Bowl a decade earlier with the Tennessee Titans, and the unanswered questions still surrounding his death. 
     
  • The alleged 2023 sign-stealing scheme in Michigan, told directly by viral villain Connor Stalions, who forever changed college football thanks to his role in the scandal. 
     
  • The life and times of US soccer icon Hope Solo, who unpacks the unique mix of glory and scandal that accompanied her rise to fame — fame that transcended her sport over two tumultuous decades. 

I watched Bloodhounds over the weekend. Solid Korean movie with action and interesting characters. 

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On 1/11/2023 at 1:56 PM, VABuckeye said:

Don't forget Vikings Valhalla season 2 starts tomorrow!

 

 

Season 3 out 

New season of Untold premieres on 8/20. 
This season will focus on three new stories:
  • The 2009 murder of Steve “Air” McNair, best known for his exciting run to the Super Bowl a decade earlier with the Tennessee Titans, and the unanswered questions still surrounding his death. 
     
  • The alleged 2023 sign-stealing scheme in Michigan, told directly by viral villain Connor Stalions, who forever changed college football thanks to his role in the scandal. 
     
  • The life and times of US soccer icon Hope Solo, who unpacks the unique mix of glory and scandal that accompanied her rise to fame — fame that transcended her sport over two tumultuous decades. 

Will they gloss over Jeff Fisher’s culpability in Steve’s murder? I saw this dude play at Alcorn. In the hands of a great QB coach on a great team he might have been one of the greatest. Damn shame.
17 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

watched Bricklayer. kinda meh. 

BUT

The leading lady is gorgeous

Picture of Nina Dobrev

 

NINA DOBREV at Amfar Gala in Cannes 05/26/2022 – HawtCelebs

You’re just finding out about Nina Dobrev? She’s been famous for like 15 years.

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You’re just finding out about Nina Dobrev? She’s been famous for like 15 years.

She has also been in 99% trash.

Are they gonna show Hope Solos gash?

If so I am out. That image is already burned into my brain. Do not need a refresher.

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Are they gonna show Hope Solos gash?

If so I am out. That image is already burned into my brain. Do not need a refresher.

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28 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Are they gonna show Hope Solos gash?

If so I am out. That image is already burned into my brain. Do not need a refresher.

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

You’re just finding out about Nina Dobrev? She’s been famous for like 15 years.

I guess so. Look like she is in a lot of movies I don't watch. She is still fine

1 hour ago, huge said:

She has also been in 99% trash.

but she is 100% beautiful. Sooooo, must see movie

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

You’re just finding out about Nina Dobrev? She’s been famous for like 15 years.

She was snubbed by the Academy for her performance in XXX: Return of Xander Cage

I finally got around to watching Guy Ritchie's The Gentleman. It's really good two episodes in.

Who knew Theo James and Kaya Scodelario were such good actors. 

On 5/7/2018 at 9:37 PM, D_Goose said:

Meru. Bad ass mountain climbing/adventure doc about a trio of climbers' attempts to climb one of the hardest routes on one of the most dangerous peaks in the Himalayas. Amazing story and awesome scenery.

This is a really good watch.  If you liked it, then hunt down Touching the Void.  It will make Meru look like a Sunday afternoon picnic.

On 6/11/2018 at 10:41 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

Just watch Backcountry.  Intense for you campers out there.  Based on a true story, apparently.

True story...yes.  But there is a very big twist to the ending...

 

1 hour ago, joeycovers said:

Rogan live comedy special was a mess 

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It's YA -- though well-written enough that you're not put-off by it (at least I wasn't) but the wife and I enjoyed "A Good Girl's Guide to Murder." For her project to gain entry to Cambridge, a cute, nerdy small-town British teen tries to solve a murder that happened in her village 5 years previous. Not great but solid. 6 eps. 

i tried to watch your honor last night. had to turn it off after ~12-13 minutes due to writing so lazy, unoriginal, and insulting to the viewer that there was no way to keep watching.

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bryan cranston is ham fistedly shown to be a judge who is “tough but fair”, followed by him breaking what has to be a million ethics rules and federal laws as he, a judge, investigates a case which he is presiding over, and then during the trial, actually comes down from the bench and assumes the role of defense attorney, and cross examines/really goes after the dirty white cop who is lying on the stand, replete with a coldly delivered punch line. he also plays the role of “white savior”, as this whole show that he’s putting on is so that he can save a single black mom and her kids from being torn apart from a false accusation from the crooked white cop. i will never understand how anyone watches this shit.

 

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10 hours ago, Derka said:

i tried to watch your honor last night. had to turn it off after ~12-13 minutes due to writing so lazy, unoriginal, and insulting to the viewer that there was no way to keep watching.

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bryan cranston is ham fistedly shown to be a judge who is “tough but fair”, followed by him breaking what has to be a million ethics rules and federal laws as he, a judge, investigates a case which he is presiding over, and then during the trial, actually comes down from the bench and assumes the role of defense attorney, and cross examines/really goes after the dirty white cop who is lying on the stand, replete with a coldly delivered punch line. he also plays the role of “white savior”, as this whole show that he’s putting on is so that he can save a single black mom and her kids from being torn apart from a false accusation from the crooked white cop. i will never understand how anyone watches this shit.

 

Hey man, not movie related but, glad to have you back

10 hours ago, Derka said:

i tried to watch your honor last night. had to turn it off after ~12-13 minutes due to writing so lazy, unoriginal, and insulting to the viewer that there was no way to keep watching.

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bryan cranston is ham fistedly shown to be a judge who is “tough but fair”, followed by him breaking what has to be a million ethics rules and federal laws as he, a judge, investigates a case which he is presiding over, and then during the trial, actually comes down from the bench and assumes the role of defense attorney, and cross examines/really goes after the dirty white cop who is lying on the stand, replete with a coldly delivered punch line. he also plays the role of “white savior”, as this whole show that he’s putting on is so that he can save a single black mom and her kids from being torn apart from a false accusation from the crooked white cop. i will never understand how anyone watches this shit.

 

Yeah.  We watch a few episodes when it first came out, then bailed.  Just wasn't very good.

2 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

Hey man, not movie related but, glad to have you back

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Watching this new Matt Rife special. I’d never heard of the dude.  100% crowd work special which could be awful but I was dying. 

12 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Watching this new Matt Rife special. I’d never heard of the dude.  100% crowd work special which could be awful but I was dying. 

He's a genius with Crowd work. He will have a plant or two to keep things going, but always enjoy his shows.

On 8/1/2024 at 1:35 AM, kingkoopa6 said:

Season 3 out 

 

On 8/1/2024 at 4:31 AM, VABuckeye said:

Yep and it was a great season.

Finished finally. Got tied up with other shit. 
 

damn. The empress was sneaky hot. 
 

damn fine naked body. 
 

would love to see more of her work 

23 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Watching this new Matt Rife special. I’d never heard of the dude.  100% crowd work special which could be awful but I was dying. 

His fanbase is 100% chicks that just think he’s hot. As far as material goes he’s fucking terrible

His fanbase is 100% chicks that just think he’s hot. As far as material goes he’s fucking terrible

I didn’t like him to stay with it. The mom with a blowjob school was interesting. I think he works the room like Kreskin, or more likely like a faith healer like Benny Hinn with folks planted in the audience. He’d have too since if he got a crowd of duds that can’t converse in a crowd. Fakey.
On 8/15/2024 at 7:47 PM, A-Tex Devil said:

Watching this new Matt Rife special. I’d never heard of the dude.  100% crowd work special which could be awful but I was dying. 

I violently change the station whenever a radio host lets some dumbass audience member talk, so this one may not be for me.

Watched Unstable with Rob Lowe and his son. Binged both seasons this week traveling for work. I thought it was funny. I hope they get a season 3.

I've been watching Fire Country. I surprisingly like it. It's got a lot of cheese and a little bit of over-the-top-ness to it, but you genuinely like the characters. It's just a nice show and the point of it isn't to be dark. It's honestly nice to have a show where the characters are constantly in conflict, but work to resolve those issues in a healthy manner instead of killing each other or trying to turn people against each other.

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10 hours ago, Helobious said:

His fanbase is 100% chicks that just think he’s hot. As far as material goes he’s fucking terrible

 

9 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:


I didn’t like him to stay with it. The mom with a blowjob school was interesting. I think he works the room like Kreskin, or more likely like a faith healer like Benny Hinn with folks planted in the audience. He’d have too since if he got a crowd of duds that can’t converse in a crowd. Fakey.

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Whatever. Clearly there were plants.  I still laughed. 
 

I remember seeing Stephen Lynch in Austin then again in Chicago and thought it odd some dude heckled at same song and got the same response.  Still enjoyed the shows. 

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Derry Girls is funny shit, made even funnier by the accents and slang. I’m going to start calling my kids wains. Lots of great characters but I think my favorite is the dad. 

^^ About ready to watch again. And I usually go much much longer, if at all, before revisits.

Watching the Steve McNair documentary about his murder and every time smarmy fuckface Jeff Fisher comes on I yell at TV “fucking piece of shit Fisher”. He is such a fucktard. 

Seeing a bunch of AMC shows in the recently added.  Any of them worth watching?  Don’t recommend Walking Dead, I watched enough of that live to know it’s garbage. 

On 8/19/2024 at 7:13 AM, blacklab said:

Kleo is great. 
East German assassin goes on a rampage on the people that did her wrong during unification 

What is this show?

I see others have mentioned it….and we just stumbled into it….

Loudermilk is fanfuckingtastic

On 8/1/2024 at 2:01 PM, ajax said:

I finally got around to watching Guy Ritchie's The Gentleman. It's really good two episodes in.

Who knew Theo James and Kaya Scodelario were such good actors. 

I enjoyed it. In fact I have rewatched it a few times. 

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