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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

My Grandmother has gone through 5 husbands, so there's a running family joke about her being a black widow. Sometimes I wonder though...... 5 times.....

my grandmother has outlived 3 (she's 102 currently, and on the prowl).  i always joke that she's "murdered three husbands...that i know about."

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39 minutes ago, futureman said:

well is she divorcing these poor saps or are they turning up dead?

They are most definitely dead. One was obviously cancer, but the others I am not so sure about. 

If you ever can’t find anything to watch, keep in mind that Heat is on Netflix. One of the best action flicks of all time.

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

They are most definitely dead. One was obviously cancer, but the others I am not so sure about. 

My god!  She gave them cancer!  How is she not in jail?  

Watching Velvet Buzzsaw right now.  This is one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen.  Granted, I'm only about halfway through, but geez.  It's about a bunch of uber douches in the art world and paintings come alive and kill people or something.  

@Pato del Muerto should I keep going?

The most fucked up part, to me, other than the horrific crimes was the ending.  People tailgating his execution.  Celebrating like it was NYE or College Gameday with signs, beer, tents, etc.  Celebrating death.  Cheering it.  Slogans.  Shirts.  I still am wrapping my mind around it.  TV crews streaming the scene from hundreds of yards away, watching the light in a window of the "death chamber" as the guards prepped it for TB to be strapped to a chair and have his body surged with electricity till dead. 


I thought that at first, but then remembered that Ted Bundy was evil incarnate. He killed 30+ young women and destroyed countless other lives. Families and communities still live with the pain he inflicted.

A lot of people were happy to know he was gone and no longer a threat. People celebrated the death of UBL and Saddam Hussein for similar reasons.

Watched Bundy.  Just so many levels of creepiness.  The murders of course, his personality, details I didn't know about.  Haven't googled about the kid yet.

26 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How many episodes is it?  

Four. 

 

The new new Ray Romano special was decent 

22 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It doesn’t change. If you don’t like it, you won’t. 

It got a tad better towards the end.  I'm just not a big fan of horror movies in which things happen for no reason.

Spoiler

So the mysterious painter had a bad life, died, and his paintings weren't destroyed.  This led to them coming to life or something and killing people?  Whatevs.

 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It got a tad better towards the end.  I'm just not a big fan of horror movies in which things happen for no reason.

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So the mysterious painter had a bad life, died, and his paintings weren't destroyed.  This led to them coming to life or something and killing people?  Whatevs.

 

I think it had to do with using blood as paint

Watched Abducted in Plain Sight last night. Bloody hell those people. Every damn one of them should be drawn and quartered. Except for Jan, of course. 

jan seems to be normal, which might be the most amazing part of the story.

Just watched the first episode of Trigger Warning With Killer Mike. Damn.

Just watched the first episode of Trigger Warning With Killer Mike. Damn.


Ok episode one was thought provoking (especially since I grew up in Athens and I’ve watched it change). Episode two was ridiculous.

To bad Bundy didn’t do us all a solid and off himself with Kahula and heart meds. Damn lol

7 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Just watched the pilot of Sex Education. Legit laugh out loud funny. Maeve is really hot.

Margot Robbie lite

Started kominsky method. Is it great all around, or is it great because Alan arkin is heroic with every piece of material he gets?

Watched the bundy show.
What a fucking narcissistic creep.
How he escaped was utter bullshit.
Getting nuked to hell was what he deserved.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Started kominsky method. Is it great all around, or is it great because Alan arkin is heroic with every piece of material he gets?

I watched the whole season.  The acting and dialogue are great.  Arkin is a genius.

Big Mouth just dropped a Valentine’s Day ep. Ultimate Fuck Machine had me dying.


I love Lola....I fucking laugh at her ugly ass every time

IM STARVING......CHOMP CHOMP
234 seconds!  Come on Ricky....
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On 1/23/2019 at 1:45 PM, wutang75 said:

 


Watch it - it’s fantastic. It’s shocking how unbelievably naive people are, and how crazy this story is. Almost as infuriating to me as Dear Zachary (but not quite).


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Oof dear Zachary... thanks for reminding me how absolutely horrible people can be and why if there is another plague, I should probably just shrug and think we deserved it...great but absolutely tear jerking, aggravating, sad fucking flick. I should watch it tomorrow. Is it still on Netflix?

On 1/29/2019 at 10:43 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Ant-Man and Wasp.  Keep thinking no more Marvel/Disney is going up, but here we are.  Get your Evangeline Lilly fix. 

And Incredibles 2 is tomorrow.   

Hotel Transylvania 3 was last week.  

First two ok for popcorn flicks and incrdibles was actually better than that. Hotel was meh at best and I really liked the first two

On 2/1/2019 at 10:48 AM, Horn80 said:

Watched Solo Star Wars.  Went to bed about half way through it.  Woody Harrelson is not aging well and hard to look at.

You watched it for the looks of the dudes? Ntttiawwt but at least pick better looking dudes ...

Anyone seen High Flying Bird yet?  Soderbergh, NBA, filmed on iPhone.  Plan to watch tonight.  

33 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Anyone seen High Flying Bird yet?  Soderbergh, NBA, filmed on iPhone.  Plan to watch tonight.  

Watched the preview last night and was intrigued. Please report back. 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Watched the preview last night and was intrigued. Please report back. 

It’s Soderberg so very good. Not great. 90 minutes helps.  The lead is great. Zazie Beets is hot and great.  Basketball player is same dude from Americans Vandal season 2 so, yeah, he’s typecast. 

But I enjoyed it and it leans a little on what LeBron has been able to do with the league. 

The Dirty Dozen is available now. Growing up, my dad and I would watch old WWII movies together during the football offseason. Nice little memory. 

There’s a shitload of good ones on there now, like cool hand luke and Logan’s run and jaws. Just watched the birdcage again tonight. 

The Break second season is up.  French language Belgium crime series.

5 hours ago, Finkle_Is_Einhorn said:

I thought Russian Doll was incredible. Highly recommend.


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Man, I did too. Loved it and she knocked it outta the park. 

Schitts Creek is fantastic! EW, David!

 It’s also interesting when you think about the fact the father and son are father and son in real life as well.  

1 hour ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Man, I did too. Loved it and she knocked it outta the park. 

It’s the same intelligent sarcastic smartass jewess she always plays. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s the same intelligent sarcastic smartass jewess she always plays. 

It is, and I've never particularly cared for her as an actress, but her personality really fits in this role.

I had low expectations since it's about the sixth version of the Groundhog Day plot device in a movie (and like Happy Deathday, this even features a female who keeps dying and reliving her birthday).  I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it and really liked the way they wrapped the season up.

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

It is, and I've never particularly cared for her as an actress, but her personality really fits in this role.

I had low expectations since it's about the sixth version of the Groundhog Day plot device in a movie (and like Happy Deathday, this even features a female who keeps dying and reliving her birthday).  I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it and really liked the way they wrapped the season up.

Well she’s a co-creator. She and poehler and some other chick basically wrote it around her. 

10 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Schitts Creek is fantastic! EW, David!

 It’s also interesting when you think about the fact the father and son are father and son in real life as well.  

Funny as shit. Catherine O'Hara is genius.

Lazy, rainy Sunday afternoon.  Watched The Upside at the theater, came home and cracked a bottle of wine with the wife and watched a few episodes of Bordertown.  A Finnish mystery series.  We liked it.  

tv show - friends from college.  decent first episode so far, and that robin chick is easy to look at

^^^I really liked the first season. Have not got around to starting S2 yet

Velvet Buzzsaw - it’s like some LA take on Stephen Kings short story Road Virus Heads North. Pretty hollow but not Io levels of terrible. Detach yourself from reality and it’s ok to watch.

“14 minutes from earth”

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