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Enjoying the hell out of Dark Crystal.  Just fun and enjoyable and is amazing to look at.  Far more involved than I was ever expecting.  I wouldn't say game of thrones.  More LoTR.  I I'm surprised I'm not annoyed by some of the sillier aspects, because they keep it fun.

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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

British bake off, but one episode per week?   

I think this season is also airing in the UK right now, so I'm sure it was the only way Netflix could show it at the same time instead of waiting several months.

On 8/28/2019 at 11:01 AM, 4th&Five said:

siap

 

Okay, did not see this coming.  Drops the 6th, 6-part series.  True story.

Spoiler

Borat's origin story.

 

2 episodes into Money Heist...it’s awesome so far. I’m a sucker for heist movies, so an entire series about one is perfect. And, after watching Dark, I’m all about foreign language drama shows. 

Didn't know he was still doing Between Two Ferns. Absolutely love that show. 

On 8/30/2019 at 10:03 PM, rantanamo said:

Enjoying the hell out of Dark Crystal.  Just fun and enjoyable and is amazing to look at.  Far more involved than I was ever expecting.  I wouldn't say game of thrones.  More LoTR.  I I'm surprised I'm not annoyed by some of the sillier aspects, because they keep it fun.

I am hanging in there.  It is good enough I suppose  

I swear I’ll get distracted by my phone and look away from screw.  Then all the loud breathing by the characters sounds like I accidentally have Cinemax on. Then I look up and it’s just a bunch of Gelflings pushing a wagon. 

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21 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I am hanging in there.  It is good enough I suppose  

I swear I’ll get distracted by my phone and look away from screw.  Then all the loud breathing by the characters sounds like I accidentally have Cinemax on. Then I look up and it’s just a bunch of Gelflings pushing a wagon. 

I don't know how anyone (besides the dorks around here addicted to star wars cartoons) can keep watching. I wanted to like it for nostalgia reasons, but it just boils down to many, many hours of muppets. Creepy looking muppets.

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

I don't know how anyone (besides the dorks around here addicted to star wars cartoons) can keep watching. I wanted to like it for nostalgia reasons, but it just boils down to many, many hours of muppets. Creepy looking muppets.

To each their own.  Better show than 95% of the bullshit on Netflix

Definitely only hanging in there with Dark Crystal for nostalgia purposes.  The story line isn't bad.  

Cool. Just saw Bill Burr is on Joe Rogan also.

Burr’s new show is good.  Damn good watch over breakfast.   Not finished with it, but it starts strong.  

Watching more over lunch.  Man, he's going to piss off a lot of people with this show.  It's awesome.

This is a bloody good special.

Edit: His bit on the porno store was too accurate.

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The new Bill Burr standup is outstanding.  It is like what goes on in my own head.  So very un PC, he is going to take heat, and he gives no fucks about it.

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

The new Bill Burr standup is outstanding.  It is like what goes on in my own head.  So very un PC, he is going to take heat, and he gives no fucks about it.

Bill Burr is the spirit animal of Surly.  

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bill Burr is the spirit animal of Surly.  

Nah, we’re more of a hybrid mix of Doug Stanhope and Anthony jeselnick

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nah, we’re more of a hybrid mix of Doug Stanhope and Anthony jeselnick

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On 9/6/2019 at 10:35 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Bill Burr on the 10th.  Gonna be good.  

Eh I couldn’t get past the first 10 min. His voice combined with constant yelling, just couldn’t watch anymore  I get it’s his style and all. 

Bill Burr was much better than the last one. Fuckin crushed all of it as he would say.

Yeah Bill killed it. Awesome special. Many laugh out loud moments. 

I just finished the Bill Burr special.  It wasn't that funny.  I just didn't laugh all that hard at any of his jokes.  I love a lot of his older bits and was looking forward to this.  Chappelle's was far and away funnier.

The hardest laugh I got from Bill was the airbag joke.

14 minutes ago, Longhorn Al said:

I just finished the Bill Burr special.  It wasn't that funny.  I just didn't laugh all that hard at any of his jokes.  I love a lot of his older bits and was looking forward to this.  Chappelle's was far and away funnier.

The hardest laugh I got from Bill was the airbag joke.

Clearly triggered

14 minutes ago, Longhorn Al said:

I just finished the Bill Burr special.  It wasn't that funny.  I just didn't laugh all that hard at any of his jokes.  I love a lot of his older bits and was looking forward to this.  Chappelle's was far and away funnier.

The hardest laugh I got from Bill was the airbag joke.

The airbag was my favorite as well, huge laugh from that.

20 minutes ago, Longhorn Al said:

I just finished the Bill Burr special.  It wasn't that funny.  I just didn't laugh all that hard at any of his jokes.  I love a lot of his older bits and was looking forward to this.  Chappelle's was far and away funnier.

The hardest laugh I got from Bill was the airbag joke.

I'm the exact opposite. I don't remember audibly laughing at Chappelle's latest (though I'm not entirely sure that's his primary goal anymore). Where this seemed to be a return to form for Bill after a couple of lackluster specials in a row.

Speaking of Bill Burr...anyone know when F is for Family comes back? I fucking love that show.

Probably because I was in a good mood to start it but the opening bit killed me.

Well it all started when I dove head first into the shallow end of the pool at 23.

I have a cousin who has been in Alaska for around 20 years.  I now know why.   

The bit in the Burr special (about how the evolution of what kind of Me Too allegation it took to cancel someone) where's he screaming at the knocked over mic stand "BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DICK AND BALLS!" had me in tears.

Overall, outstanding special.  Better than his last.  More viscerally funny to me than Chappelle's, but not quite as heady/intelligent.

The bit in the Burr special (about how the evolution of what kind of Me Too allegation it took to cancel someone) where's he screaming at the knocked over mic stand "BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DICK AND BALLS!" had me in tears.
Overall, outstanding special.  Better than his last.  More viscerally funny to me than Chappelle's, but not quite as heady/intelligent.

You know what? I think we got ‘em all. It started out with these horrific stories with guys beating off in plants and shit.
1 hour ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Glow - Season 3 - Episode 3.  Holy fappable shit, Allison Brie.  

To help pinpoint the glorious breasts, start at 22 minutes.  They're unleashed 22:28.

Finished The Dark Crystal last night....thought it kicked all kinds of ass

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