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15 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Que the "Never be the head of a major corporation" jokes.

In Madison county, those jokes are a bridge too far. 

at least she'll never have to live in Florida now... or Oklahoma.

 

On a serious note, if you fucking with cartels, fulfill your obligations... or shit ain't gonna go your way.

Edited by slorch

Cartels don't always care about you meeting your obligations. Some times they just want to send a message. RIP Young lady. 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

at least she'll never have to live in Florida now... or Oklahoma.

 

On a serious note, if you fucking with cartels, fulfill your obligations... or shit ain't gonna go your way.

Awesome take, as usual.

Reading the story, it doesn’t sound like the cartel had a lot to do with it. Just crazy dudes killing an ex-gf in an argument over drugs, and then beheading her autistic granddaughter for being a witness to the 1st murder. Sick fucks

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In Madison county, those jokes are a bridge too far. 

golf clap

Edited by futureman

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Reading the story, it doesn’t sound like the cartel had a lot to do with it. Just crazy dudes killing an ex-gf in an argument over drugs, and then beheading her autistic granddaughter for being a witness to the 1st murder. Sick fucks

This. Dude got pissed off at a hot-blooded Latina grandmother and things headed south in a hurry.

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

I saw sicario 2 last week so this hits close to home. 

 

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But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side...

 

 

x, x, x, 3, 2, x, 1, x, x

Edited by Bullneck
Missed an "x." It was very important to fix this.

Props for the absolute worst Soul Asylum song ever.

 

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Edited by jimmyjazz

8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

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You’d start drawing on yourself, too, if you were separated from your mother. 

Sounds legit. They just wanted to cover their tracks by eliminating the witness to the murder...and the ONLY way they knew how to do that was to decapitate her.

JFC these people are savages.

32 minutes ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Sounds legit. They just wanted to cover their tracks by eliminating the witness to the murder...and the ONLY way they knew how to do that was to decapitate her.

JFC these people are savages.

Racist

Sounds legit. They just wanted to cover their tracks by eliminating the witness to the murder...and the ONLY way they knew how to do that was to decapitate her.

JFC these people are savages.
Watch out, you may get banned or suspended by the liberal mods on here.
6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I fully support the deportation of Juggalos. 

I think this is something that people on both sides of the political aisle can agree upon!

22 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

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Have you ever seen anyone in America who looks like that who was not some methed-up white trash biker?

DAYUUUM!  My company has a store in Madison so this hits close to home.  Gonna call the manager there tomorrow and see what his read is on this.

10 hours ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Sounds legit. They just wanted to cover their tracks by eliminating the witness to the murder...and the ONLY way they knew how to do that was to decapitate her.

JFC these people are savages.

May not be directly connected to cartels, but clearly cartel-inspired.

3 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Have you ever seen anyone in America who looks like that who was not some methed-up white trash biker?

Spend some time in the APD booking photo thread. Then you’ll see plenty that are just in Austin.

6 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Have you ever seen anyone in America who looks like that who was not some methed-up white trash biker?

yo mama

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