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Texas, Ohio, Florida and Wisconsin are definitely all on point. Some pretty funny ones interspersed in there overall.

Lotta whites.

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Lotta whites.

Well it is Europe so in that way they are like us.  

Holy shit did they nail it, other than making the man & woman in Oklahoma good looking with full sets of teeth.

Not a bad waste of 5 of my minutes.

 

Arizona - known for drinking? news to me

Colorado - That due is high as fuck

Hawaii - Not fat enough; add 300lbs

Illinois - Cheech Martin is from Illinois

Indiana - I have old family photos of my ancestors that looks exactly like that.

Missouri - AI doesn't know what barbeque looks like.

New Mexico - That picture is just Win.

Texas - That fat ass needs to learn how to hold a gun.

Utah - I'm pretty sure the ladies on the left and right are sister-wives. Creepy as fuck

 

I like how in Utah that you can't tell which are wives and which are daughters....

Rhode Island is way off. Redneck state.

Tennessee and Kentucky should be flipped.

Otherwise great stuff.

They really went white with all 50? Even Georgia?

Holy shit did they nail it, other than making the man & woman in Oklahoma good looking with full sets of teeth.
Trixie can get it.

This is so unbelievably on point. Except they make Oklahoma look fun, and rude. 
 

the jersey guy eating spaghetti with his hands. lol. 
 

and the Colorado hiker needs a beanie. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

I mean seriously, these all look like album covers for Blues Traveler.  Is the simulation not even trying anymore?  

18 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Illinois looks like an undercover cop.  Or a snitch

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I'm guessing all Europeans know about Oklahoma comes from the musical?

Amazing how many of them feature obscene portions of food. We really do have the reputation for gluttonous fat asses

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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This is so unbelievably on point. Except they make Oklahoma look fun, and rude. 
 

the jersey guy eating spaghetti with his hands. lol. 
 

and the Colorado hiker needs a beanie. 

Oklahoma should’ve been some meth head fats 

nicole kidman looks pretty pissed off about being in indiana

8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I'm guessing all Europeans know about Oklahoma comes from the musical?

Amazing how many of them feature obscene portions of food. We really do have the reputation for gluttonous fat asses

Hmmm, I wonder why ( Speaking as a gluttonous fatass)

Edited by Grande Mart

It's not anywhere close to enough to create a stereotype, but I know a few guys that completely fit that description.  They grow weed that they sell to 15-20 friends and relatives, usually go by a nickname like Whisper or Swinger or something like that, and are usually bachelors.  They'll generally have some form of menial legitimate income too, to keep anyone from sniffing around too much.

On 2/15/2024 at 6:22 PM, tfoolry said:

You Betcha

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Europeans hear Minnesota and think Mike Lindell and Louie Anderson.

I enjoyed this quote:

"While it is unclear why Europeans see Mississippians as screaming in a courtroom, it could be in part of the state's passion for debating."

Sure.  That's why they envision angry white people screaming in a courtroom.   It's not the countless movies set in Mississippi courtrooms involving racially motivated crime.  Nope, that couldn't be it.  It's definitely the well-known Mississippian passion for debate.

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