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31 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Hopefully they'll finally make a JW movie that is realistic and not riddled with plot holes.

 

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I think the formula they have used so far is pretty good. Although the addition of a scantily clad Halle Berry is a nice turn of events.

Boy if you’re going into John Wick movies hoping to avoid plot holes I don’t know what to tell you.

They need to bring back Theon somehow.  So hateable.  

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I mean I was already going to pre order the tickets before the ninjas...

I've never liked Halle Berry. And now she is 52. But whatever, they had me at ninjas.

I've never liked Halle Berry. And now she is 52. But whatever, they had me at ninjas.


Yeah, gross

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DAMN!!

johnny put a book in dudes mouth!! ahaha

i want him curb stomping folks too 

30 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

DAMN!!

johnny put a book in dudes mouth!! ahaha

i want him curb stomping folks too 

Didn't Jason Bourne do the book thing already?

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Didn't Jason Bourne do the book thing already?

But was Bourne decapitating Boban fucking Marjanovic with it? I think not.

Always a big fan of Halle Berry's puppies...

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Yeah, I think I might take in a showing of this here little flick.

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Yes. The plot is very intricate and you won't know wtf is going on.

JK
1 and 2 are badass movies and you should watch them. The fact you haven't already is proof your a communist hippiefag.

Didn't Jason Bourne do the book thing already?

Black rain did the motorcycle sword thing.... but cool.
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Matt Damon is Barbara Streisand compared to John Wick. How dare you make that comparison.

My son and I got to witness a couple of hungover, methed up, possibly inbred brothers re-enact JW2 in a coffee shop one morning. I’d rank it just slightly ahead of JW2

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Didn't Jason Bourne do the book thing already?

Yup one of my favorite Bourne fight scenes.  Would pay double to see Wick vs Bourne. 

2 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

Should I watch 1 and 2 never have seen them

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Millenial ninjas probably won't be as cool as their parents. Watching anyway.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Matt Damon is Barbara Streisand compared to John Wick. How dare you make that comparison.

Dude, either Matt Damon is Barbara Streisand compared to Keaunu Reeves, or Jason Bourne is Barbara Streisand compared to John Wick.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

WvB coming February 2021

Somebody is pitching this right now.  Wood easily pull down a billion without breaking a sweat. 

19 hours ago, Parliament said:

Matt Damon is Barbara Streisand compared to John Wick. How dare you make that comparison.

"You know, i always thought Damon was a bit of a Steisand but he's kicking ass in this movie"

20 hours ago, Parliament said:

Yes. The plot is very intricate and you won't know wtf is going on.

JK
1 and 2 are badass movies and you should watch them. The fact you haven't already is proof your a communist hippiefag.

 

19 hours ago, Parliament said:

Matt Damon is Barbara Streisand compared to John Wick. How dare you make that comparison.

Well...he's not wrong.

 

18 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Dude, either Matt Damon is Barbara Streisand compared to Keaunu Reeves, or Jason Bourne is Barbara Streisand compared to John Wick.

Keaunu is Wick.  Not sure how this isn't understood by now.

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Great call back to the Matrix with the "Guns. Lots of guns" line.

All of this for a puppy?

 

Yes.  Yes it was.

They can charge me twice for this movie. I won't care. 

I like these movies and I'll see this one. But the fan boy in me would like to have seen more Matrix actors cast. I'd have gone full chub for Carrie Anne Moss instead of Halle Berry. And the lady who played the Oracle instead of whoever that was (Angelica Huston maybe?).

I'm just here to point out that Jason Mantzoukas is awesome. 

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On 3/21/2019 at 4:27 PM, Buzzrock said:

I'd have gone full chub for Carrie Anne Moss instead of Halle Berry. 

So you’re the one 

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