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5 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Katy's always hot, but Season 3 is pretty peak.

Gonna need you to take about 20% off there, squirrely Dan

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Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Gonna need you to take about 20% off there, squirrely Dan

Your sister's hot, Wayne.  I REGRET NOTHING.

 

 

TOO FAT TO RUN.

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Season 1 was kinda rough. (WTF was the Fartbook episode all about?) Turned legendary during their argument with the Frenchmen.

3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Season 1 was kinda rough. (WTF was the Fartbook episode all about?) Turned legendary during their argument with the Frenchmen.

Fartbook was maybe my least favorite episode

Every time this thread is bumped I go watch this scene 

You don’t know that ant 

 

I found one playing possum one time, thought it was dead and buried it. It dug itself out a few hours later and fucked a hen right in front of her chicks.

S08e01..... Katie in that sports bra. 

Katie existing.

Give me her and Alexis from Schitt’s Creek in a Tim Horton’s Three Way Special please.
18 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Katie existing.

Give me her and Alexis from Schitt’s Creek in a Tim Horton’s Three Way Special please.

Alexis isn't in the same universe as Katie


Katie existing.

Give me her and Alexis from Schitt’s Creek in a Tim Horton’s Three Way Special please.

Bonnie McMurray???

Fact is, basically all of the womenfolk, sans Gail, are smoke, and they all bring something to the conversation that the others don't.

  • Marie-Fred - can hang with Wayne (well, *could*)
  • Anik - legit model, ain't afraid to use it
  • Katy (stop spelling it Katie, please) - the complete package
  • Bonnie - girl next door 
  • Gaye (I LOVE GAYE SEX) - give-a-fuck meter permanently pegged at 0
  • Ms. McMurray - straight-up freak
  • Angie - ain't nothing wrong with a little hate fuck every now and again

 

 

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I'm glad that all of you are stalking Katie, because Gae is fucking MINE

 

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8 hours ago, capnamerca said:

Fact is, basically all of the womenfolk, sans Gail, are smoke, and they all bring something to the conversation that the others don't.

  • Marie-Fred - can hang with Wayne (well, *could*)
  • Anik - legit model, ain't afraid to use it
  • Katy (stop spelling it Katie, please) - the complete package
  • Bonnie - girl next door 
  • Gaye (I LOVE GAYE SEX) - give-a-fuck meter permanently pegged at 0
  • Ms. McMurray - straight-up freak
  • Angie - ain't nothing wrong with a little hate fuck every now and again

 

 

Marie-Fred - Curves in the right places

Bonnie - Girl next door, only better

Angie - part Marie-Fred, part Bonnie

Katy

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Ants on Seadoos is one of the funniest conversations I’ve seen on this show 

Finger up my bum intro had me rolling




On 12/7/2020 at 8:38 AM, GottaB said:


Finger up my bum intro had me rolling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lulz.  I just watched that episode last week.  Still in the middle of Season 2.

On 12/7/2020 at 8:38 AM, GottaB said:


Finger up my bum intro had me rolling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goddamn every time i re-watch an episode I pick up something new. "that's why you're called squirrely dan." ... "Yeah, reason fuckin' five million."   LOOOOOOL.

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Reminder the new season drops tomorrow. We all know what happened to (Big Dick) Dierks, but we need details. Tik tok!

Goddamn every time i re-watch an episode I pick up something new. "that's why you're called squirrely dan." ... "Yeah, reason fuckin' five million."   LOOOOOOL.

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About halfway through the new season, and I definitely prefer it to either of the past couple.  The Gail/Jimmy Dickskin story line is hilarious.

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On 12/25/2020 at 6:47 PM, DDD Dad said:

 

 

One of my favorite moments in the show.  Right up there with the baseball scene and the ants on Sea-doos conversation.

3 episodes into the new season and I’m not impressed so far. I’ll still watch the rest, but something’s just... off.

Season 8 was good, we just finished it last night.  Then took the sex jokes to 11.

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Really don't care how one season compares to others at this point. I'm in no matter what. 

Note: I grew up in a pretty small town, so it his close to home.

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I liked this season better than the last, honestly.  More dialogue, less extended musical shots.  Character development seemed to be a bigger focus, and I enjoy that.

I also think they're setting up a happily-ever-after where Katy and Darry get together.  It was hinted at in multiple spots this season.

On 12/30/2020 at 5:32 PM, texhorn said:

3 episodes into the new season and I’m not impressed so far. I’ll still watch the rest, but something’s just... off.

I agree. I love every other season of this show. I think I made it through four this season, not sure I'll even bother finishing. 

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My only complaint with this past season was the lack of McMurray.

Squirrel Dan's use of 's' on the end of words drives me mad.

Squirrel Dan's use of 's' on the end of words drives me mad.
Yous wannas takes tens to twenties percents offs the tops there, Post Oak?
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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Squirrel Dan's use of 's' on the end of words drives me mad.

I don't know anyone that goes to his extent, but I know a shit load of people that drop unnecessary "S's" on the ends of words.  Saying "anyhows" instead of "anyhow", in particular, is very common here.

On 1/5/2021 at 3:25 PM, Not a cat said:

Too much Shoresy would get old, but damn if I don't laugh my ass off every time he's on.  

Fuck you Not a cat. Tell your mom to stop adding me on Linkedin.  I already know what she's good at.

Yeah, it's a fine line, but we laugh our asses off whenever he's taking a dump and talking about Riley and Jonesy's moms.

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Still a fan. Some of the formulaic bits are getting a bit tired but I’m not quite complaining yet. I did miss the McMurrays, are they out for good? I’m also still not sure if I find Tannis attractive or scary. Probably both. She does have a bit of a box face but I’m not quite complaining too much.

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On 1/16/2021 at 11:55 AM, 'stache said:

Still a fan. Some of the formulaic bits are getting a bit tired but I’m not quite complaining yet. I did miss the McMurrays, are they out for good? I’m also still not sure if I find Tannis attractive or scary. Probably both. She does have a bit of a box face but I’m not quite complaining too much.

McMurray was in the opening episode so I'm thinking he isn't gone for good.

I’m about midway through season 5.

So good.

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Also, I think Tannis is hot, partially because she terrifies me.

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Fuck you ya tit fuckers. Give yer nuts a tug.

 

You two are so pathetic I founded a 15k charity run to raise awareness for you two losers.

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Fuck you ya tit fuckers. Give yer nuts a tug.
 
You two are so pathetic I founded a 15k charity run to raise awareness for you two losers.

Fuck you Shoresy.

Fuck you @DDD Dad.  Your mom molested me 2 Halloweens ago.  Shut the fuck up or I'm taking it to Twitter.

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:


Fuck you Shoresy.

Fuck you Jonesy. 

Last night I made your mom so wet Trudeau had to call in the guard to put sand bags around my bed.

Just finished this season. Thought it was pretty meh. Had some great scenes though. 

Breakfast after beating up Dierks and the body builders walk in.  

Angie when she comes back from "holiday"

The sleepover was pretty good. 

Marie Fred and Dierks whatever.

Roald and Gail continue to be electric.

I'm gonna go ahead and put it out there, the past couple of seasons have sucked. They've played out their schtick. The wordplay back and forth has become tiresome. I used to love the show. Now, not so much. 

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