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    Cooter Brown never had the makings of a varsity Sopranos watcher.

  • Jerry Callo
    Jerry Callo

    A bit hypocritical for you to making jokes about the size of a woman's ass.

  • You thought Little Carmine sucked?  You're at the precipice, BigDHornfan, of an enormous crossroad.

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Tony only paying Hesh after Renata died was some dark shit. 
 

Just a very dark Tony episode. Taking Carmela’s money from the spec house to pay off a gambling debt was also pretty fucked up. 

27 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Tony only paying Hesh after Renata died was some dark shit. 
 

Just a very dark Tony episode. Taking Carmela’s money from the spec house to pay off a gambling debt was also pretty fucked up. 

I thought he went to Slava for that.  Was that explicitly depicted in the show?

4 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I thought he went to Slava for that.  Was that explicitly depicted in the show?

It’s been a minute. I remember Tony asked Carmela for the spec house money to gamble on the Jets or some degenerate bullshit. Carmela just looks back in shock, so you might be right. Tony pulled the $200k out of something else, and Carmela kept the money she earned. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

It’s been a minute. I remember Tony asked Carmela for the spec house money to gamble on the Jets or some degenerate bullshit. Carmela just looks back in shock, so you might be right. Tony pulled the $200k out of something else, and Carmela kept the money she earned. 

What I never understood is that Tony gave her $600k for the lot. There is no other discussion about how she paid for the materials or After she closes, Tony asks her how much she made and she says "after closing costs close to $600,000."

I don't flip houses but it seems like they didn't earn anything.

6 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

What I never understood is that Tony gave her $600k for the lot. There is no other discussion about how she paid for the materials or After she closes, Tony asks her how much she made and she says "after closing costs close to $600,000."

I don't flip houses but it seems like they didn't earn anything.

Episode recap says Carmela and Hugh cleared $600k on the spec house. Carmela declines to gamble it. Tony’s bet of course wins and he gets into a physical confrontation with Carmela.

I believe Bobby floats whacking Hesh and not paying the debt. Pretty dark coming from Bobby. I remember Tony dresses down Carlo for not earning like Vito. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Episode recap says Carmela and Hugh cleared $600k on the spec house. Carmela declines to gamble it. Tony’s bet of course wins and he gets into a physical confrontation with Carmela.

I believe Bobby floats whacking Hesh and not paying the debt. Pretty dark coming from Bobby. I remember Tony dresses down Carlo for not earning like Vito. 

My recollection is that Bobby tells Tony just to stiff Hesh. I think Carlo suggests killing Hesh.  He does dress Carlo down though. Carlo starts talking about an episode of the Twilight Zone he watched and Tony tells him "maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land because Vito brought  in 3x what you do on construction!"

Maybe Carmela is a shitty business woman who built a piece of shit house that's gonna cave in and kill that fuckin' unborn baby any day.

15 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Tony didn't kill her.  She died in her sleep.  Stroke or heart attack.

Really I thought he had her killed because he owed Hesh all that money. 

16 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Any nudes of Meadow out there?  Definitely had a crush on her.  

 

 

Speaking of Bobby acting out of character, no way he could whip Tony's ass

She married Lenny Dykstra's kid.  So, probably.

22 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Maybe Carmela is a shitty business woman who built a piece of shit house that's gonna cave in and kill that fuckin' unborn baby any day.

That whole "house will collapse" story line is bullshit. Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn...he'll straighten it out.

16 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I think Brian Camarena, his wife and the baby are dead.

Karma from the HUD deal

  • 3 weeks later...

Happy 64th to Gandolfini. All time / Mt. Rushmore television character.

Went way too early. Dead 12+ years now which seems insane.  RIP.

I'm starting what seems like my 12th re watch and one of the first episodes is denial, anger, acceptance. It took me so many viewings to realize those three emotions/feelings synced up with Tony's visits to Melfi in order. Hopefully that makes sense...

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Milfi

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I don't find her attractive. 

23 minutes ago, lateshow said:

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I don't find her attractive. 

She still had it maybe the first couple seasons. Got pretty fat in the later seasons.

Regardless, Melfi was a shadow of Karen Hill. 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Being gay is A OK!

NTTAWWT.

The best Melfi episode is Employee of the Month. My dad and I were traveling, and he had never seen an episode. He was entranced for an hour and was hooked afterwards. Such a good episode. The strength and restraint Melfi showed was incredible. Tony could have gotten her justice, but at what price? Likely her soul. 

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3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Artie outkicked his coverage on that one.

yeah, she was hot.  I just looked at her wikipedia and her father was killed in a mafia related murder. 

  • 2 weeks later...

HBO just started running the entire series again last night. It was wild going back to the Pilot and hearing Gandolfini w/ Tony's voice still a work in progress. The accent wasn't as nasal or harsh, and his speech pattern made Tony sound more educated & not as street smart, mobbed up.

4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

HBO just started running the entire series again last night. It was wild going back to the Pilot and hearing Gandolfini w/ Tony's voice still a work in progress. The accent wasn't as nasal or harsh, and his speech pattern made Tony sound more educated & not as street smart, mobbed up.

The voice change from season 1 to the last season is dramatic.  The pilot is almost a comedy.

Gloria Trillo went down hill to The Rock's sister (in Tulsa King).

EXCLUSIVE: Sylvester Stallone Personally Invited Tulsa King Season 1 Star  to Become a Series Regular

 

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20 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Thats Annabella Sciorra?

Yeah.  I heard the voice and knew it was her Gloria immediately.  It took an internet search to prove it to me though.  65 years old now.  I learned she was 41yo playing Gloria 2001.  That's pretty good.  I always thought Gloria was a little younger.

1 hour ago, Elvis said:

Yeah.  I heard the voice and knew it was her Gloria immediately.  It took an internet search to prove it to me though.  65 years old now.  I learned she was 41yo playing Gloria 2001.  That's pretty good.  I always thought Gloria was a little younger.

She was my favorite of Tony's mistresses. 

22 minutes ago, lateshow said:

She was my favorite of Tony's mistresses. 

I couldn’t believe she got with tony. He never had the makings of a varsity athlete 

24 minutes ago, lateshow said:

She was my favorite of Tony's mistresses. 

1. Gloria

2. Irina

3. Valentina

5. whores from the Bing and that spinner from Barone Sanitarion.

8 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

1. Gloria

2. Irina

3. Valentina

5. whores from the Bing and that spinner from Barone Sanitarion.

Is this based solely on looks? Almost all of your list ended very badly.
 

Tony had to threaten to kill Gloria so she’d leave him alone, and then killed herself.

Irina called the house, and then of course tried to kill herself. Later got her hooks into Councilman Boon from Animal House and ended a long friendship and business partnership between him and Tony. 

Valentina while cooler than the aforementioned was still kind of a bitch, and got horribly burned. 
 

The GOAT was Sonya from Vegas. No attachments. Likes peyote. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The GOAT was Sonya from Vegas. No attachments. Likes peyote. 

Yeah I was about to say, who was the one in Vegas? Winner. 

35 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

1. Gloria

2. Irina

3. Valentina

5. whores from the Bing and that spinner from Barone Sanitarion.

Irina and Svetlana are bookends on my list.

 

Tony belt spanking Boon.

"Tony NO!" 

Edited by dcbc

On 12/4/2025 at 3:29 PM, Bogeywon said:

I couldn’t believe she got with tony. He never had the makings of a varsity athlete 

well, he certainly had penissary contact with her vulvo

Svetlama would get it, even with the missing leg. 

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