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Agree that Ralphie was the biggest piece of shit on that show by far.

Idk. Richie and Phil give him a run for his money. And don’t forget Minnie Matrone. She was a malignant cunt.

Other than possibly Meadow and Dr. Melfi, was there anyone on that show even remotely likable?

I had a love-hate thing going on as I watched it.  For me, there was no one to root for or against, I hated everyone and I wanted to see them all get whacked. Yet I couldn't turn my head away, it was like watching a car accident.

2 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

Other than possibly Meadow and Dr. Melfi, was there anyone on that show even remotely likable?

Carmela, Christopher, Paulie, Sylvio, Bobby, Junior, Adriana, Artie, Hesh, Carmine...

edit: the sleazy detective/dad from Home Alone

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2 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

Other than possibly Meadow and Dr. Melfi, was there anyone on that show even remotely likable?

I had a love-hate thing going on as I watched it.  For me, there was no one to root for or against, I hated everyone and I wanted to see them all get whacked. Yet I couldn't turn my head away, it was like watching a car accident.

I always liked Rosalie and Svetlana. 

2 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

For me, there was no one to root for or against, I hated everyone and I wanted to see them all get whacked. 

 

I'd like to whack Charmaine Bucco.

I liked the Silvio character and for the "non actors" who were cast on the show, I thought Stevie Van Zandt was the best.

3 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

Other than possibly Meadow and Dr. Melfi, was there anyone on that show even remotely likable?

Finn seemed like a good guy.  In way over his head, but basically a good kid.

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Carmela, Christopher, Paulie, Sylvio, Bobby, Junior, Adriana, Artie, Hesh, Carmine...

edit: the sleazy detective/dad from Home Alone

You know, other than the fact he screwed a bunch of black artists out of their royalties on hit songs and was a loan shark, pretty good guy. 

3 hours ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I always liked Rosalie and Svetlana. 

Federal and FICA wizholding?

9 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And the only actor Sopranos regular who'd actually been in the mob. 

Guido the killer pimp was in the mob?

20 hours ago, Wyatt Mann said:

Paulie Walnuts was probably the biggest asshole on the show, the most unlikable character, and one of the few to survive!

 

12 hours ago, Augustus said:

He was a pretty unredeemable character.

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I fuckin love Paulie.  You gotta take him for what he is.  Which is everything Celery Man just said.  Then his character is genius.

And Celery Man is also correct that Ralphie was easily the most hate-able character and it’s not even close.  (Well, and Tony’s mother and sister...but he sucked the worst of all the mobsters.)

Although I do crack up every time I hear Ralphie’s outgoing voicemail message after he dies.  “Leave a message and be sure to leave a phone number.  With my schedule, I don’t have time to look up numbers.”  Guy was a fucking prick even in death.

I'll take the new tennis instructor in Season 3, or settle for watching her and Adriana together

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Yeah, Paulie was stuck in middle-management hell and extremely bitter about it. 

24 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

I'll take the new tennis instructor in Season 3, or settle for watching her and Adriana together

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My favorite guest starlet was Alicia Witt. I've had a thing for her since Cybill. 

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i'll take the saleswoman from the mercedes dealership.

(annabella sciorra)

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i'll take the saleswoman from the mercedes dealership.

(annabella sciorra)

You must have finished at the top of your fucking class!

I'll take the vegas chick, Sarah Shahi. Even though she was in only one episode, definitely the hottest on the show. 

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Yeah, Paulie was stuck in middle-management hell and extremely bitter about it. 

I think he kind of accepted it at the end. He tried to turn Tony down when he offered him capo of the Aprile crew. He would have killed several dozen people for that position in previous seasons. 

And by default he was Tony's de facto underboss by the final episode. 

 

16 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Agree that Ralphie was the biggest piece of shit on that show by far.

Ralphie was kind of human at the end. He wasn't a good father, but he did love his son. 

Again, Richie was the biggest POS on the show. What he did to Beansie remains messed up. He should have just killed Beans, but he paralyzed him instead. 

I think Beans was connected enough that Tony probably could have had Richie clipped if he pressed the issue. Tony's hesitation with Richie for all of Season 2 was frustrating, and he gets bailed out by Janice. It was one hell of a plot twist, but not a satisfying end. 

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10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ralphie was kind of human at the end. He wasn't a good father, but he did love his son. 

Again, Richie was the biggest POS on the show. What he did to Beansie remains messed up. He should have just killed Beans, but he paralyzed him instead. 

I think Beans was connected enough that Tony probably could have had Richie clipped if he pressed the issue. Tony's hesitation with Richie for all of Season 2 was frustrating, and he gets bailed out by Janice. It was one hell of a plot twist, but not a satisfying end. 

Good point. Just the way Ralphie beat that pregnant stripper to death stuck with me as the real piece of shit-ism.

2 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Good point. Just the way Ralphie beat that pregnant stripper to death stuck with me as the real piece of shit-ism.

Yep. Gawd what an awful scene.

Has Joey Pants ever played a good guy? 

One of the saddest characters to me was the poor bartender at the Bing. Kept saying stupid shit and Tony would just beat the fuck out of him.

21 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep. Gawd what an awful scene.

Has Joey Pants ever played a good guy? 

He was one of TLJ's guys in The Fugitive. He also helped equip the expedition in Congo.

1 hour ago, drewcifer said:

He was one of TLJ's guys in The Fugitive. He also helped equip the expedition in Congo.

But he was a shithead in The Matrix!

I don’t like how they changed Furio from a bad ass motherfucker into a housewarming handyman type of dude. 

10 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I don’t like how they changed Furio from a bad ass motherfucker into a housewarming handyman type of dude. 

He symbolized how America turned the mob into pussies. 

The mob turns people into pussies, not countries.  

Speaking of the tennis instructor, it's funny how bad she looks at actual tennis.

And in S1, it's hilarious how awkward and un-athletic Meadow looks playing goalie in her soccer game. 

And somehow both those girls got athletic scholarships to UT .   It’s who you know, it’s who knows you.  

6 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Speaking of the tennis instructor, it's funny how bad she looks at actual tennis.

And in S1, it's hilarious how awkward and un-athletic Meadow looks playing goalie in her soccer game. 

I never even noticed her tennis ability and I've rewatched that scene numerous times.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I never even noticed her tennis ability and I've rewatched that scene numerous times.

Wait...there was tennis?

I don’t like how they changed Furio from a bad ass motherfucker into a housewarming handyman type of dude. 


I did love his “Mike from Breaking Bad” moment



On 3/26/2019 at 7:23 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

My favorite guest starlet was Alicia Witt. I've had a thing for her since Cybill. 

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Mine too. I mentioned this before. She played Alia Atreides as a child:

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Michael Franzese, aka the Yuppie Don, Captain in the Colombo Crime Family, has said in a couple interviews that any made member in LCN that visited a psychiatrist would be killed very quickly. Not because they were concerned about what was being said in sessions, but for showing mental weakness. Basically if Tony is willing to talk to a shrink, who else will he talk to? 

4 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Yeah after it blew up.  

Fair enough. Franzese's point is that Tony would have been killed, but it's a TV show. 

I don't know if you knew, but his father was the boss. If you didn't know, he'll tell you

On 3/25/2019 at 8:41 PM, Wyatt Mann said:

Paulie Walnuts was probably the biggest asshole on the show, the most unlikable character, and one of the few to survive!

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