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I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to. 

Edited by ztejas

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to. 

dribble like shit, no elevation.  fuck class. 

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1 minute ago, MontereyMX said:

dribble like shit, no elevation.  fuck class. 

Nice. These are the comments I'm looking for. 

Oh also I don't think I'd handled a ball in 6 months so I apologize for the dribbling. 

Let's focus on the jumper though I think it will lend itself to a better thread. 

Edited by ztejas

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to. 

you need to rename the thread, "rate my set shot"

I read this as "rate my dumper", and I thought "gross".

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I'm so glad I posted this. 

For entertainment... 😋

Two Handed Set Shot: How Basketball Was Played in the 50s

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38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not a jumper... That's a set shot

 

 

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

For entertainment... 😋

Two Handed Set Shot: How Basketball Was Played in the 50s

You're actually stupid as fuck.

Yeah... That's not a jump shot. Aside from that, your left hand is way too involved in the release, your base is a bit narrow and your balance seems a little off (right leg dominant). 

I can’t rate your sweater until you post a picture of it. 

I'm not sure how this thread will get to 1,000 pages, but it really needs to do so.

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16 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Yeah... That's not a jump shot. Aside from that, your left hand is way too involved in the release, your base is a bit narrow and your balance seems a little off (right leg dominant). 

Alright let's see yours then, Mitch. 

Derka's got you beat stone cold on the ball handling skills....and sweat.  

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm so glad I posted this. 

I mean, did you really think it was going to go any other way?

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29 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I mean, did you really think it was going to go any other way?

I didn't think Mitch was going to give me shooting pointers so yeah it's already going better than imagined. 

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check out Slim Creeper over here.

13 hours ago, ztejas said:

Alright let's see yours then, Mitch. 

At the risk of doxxing myself, I might actually go take some video. Just so you and everybody else can see just how pure and silky smooth my J is. 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I didn't think Mitch was going to give me shooting pointers so yeah it's already going better than imagined. 

Whaddya expect? You post a jumpshot video or pictures of tacky shit in your house, it's like a moth to a flame for me.

Don't know about the jumper, but looks like we need to start a GoFundMe to get you some new shoes.

4 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

At the risk of doxxing myself, I might actually go take some video. Just so you and everybody else can see just how pure and silky smooth my J is. 

Whaddya expect? You post a jumpshot video or pictures of tacky shit in your house, it's like a moth to a flame for me.

I’m interested to see if you have a home backboard and if so what all manner of bric a brac are hanging on it. 

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

he created a whole new shot! A hopper!

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

Credit card thickness? Braggart.

2 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

set shots are much more accurate and easier to master than jumpers and obviously have a quicker release.  

Thanks Mr. Naismith!

You shoot like one of those guys in Greg who is always calling a foul on his defender.

On 2/18/2024 at 6:19 PM, ztejas said:

I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to. 

 

Very flat shot, would be blocked by anyone taller than 5 foot 5.

6.0 for making the bucket. 

form is pretty good. elbow is tucked in, good wrist finish.  Needs more leg bend to get higher elevation.

f the haters, looked wet to quite wet

On 2/19/2024 at 2:33 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

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Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Brandy Perryman

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Brandy Perryman

Don't feed the Perryman!

Don't even fix a lunch!

Don't feed the Perryman!

Unless he's already had chips to munch!

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