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This is a circle of trust, right? Yes you get to see Dakota Johnson naked, but besides that there are no redeeming qualities in them.  But, I like the Fifty Shades movies. They're not good movies, and I'm ashamed to admit that I get stuck on them whenever I come across them when I'm channel surfing. I deserve and negs and derision given. 

5 hours ago, Frieda’s Boss said:

Blue Streak

Blue streak with Martin Lawerence ? That movie is amazing

7 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

This is a circle of trust, right? Yes you get to see Dakota Johnson naked, but besides that there are no redeeming qualities in them.  But, I like the Fifty Shades movies. They're not good movies, and I'm ashamed to admit that I get stuck on them whenever I come across them when I'm channel surfing. I deserve and negs and derision given. 

Fifty shades ain’t bad. Better than twilight 

Far and Away,  Legends of the Fall.  Chick flicks with a good story.

My wife always makes fun of me when the Notebook comes on how we always end up watching it.

55 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Far and Away,  Legends of the Fall.  Chick flicks with a good story.

You’re ashamed to admit you like Legends of the Fall?

9 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

This is a circle of trust, right?

 

20 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You’re ashamed to admit you like Legends of the Fall?

Yes

Legends of the Fall is a chick flick? Why? Because it has Brad Pitt in it?

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You’re ashamed to admit you like Legends of the Fall?

Damn fools. 

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Legends of the Fall is a chick flick? Why? Because it has Brad Pitt in it?

I have brothers and cry my ass off when I watch it....but don't tell them that.

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Just now, TankedBevo said:

The Muppets take Manhattan. It is absurdly hilarious 

You should never be ashamed of liking The Muppets. 

Step Up Revolution. It's a terrible movie with stupid characters, but it is absolutely hilarious to watch these completely unrealistic people come together and pull off the most insane dance sequence mobs.  It's like a kid friendly version of Fast and Furious where the crazy underground car racing scenes and rivalries are replaced with spontaneous dancing. Just look at this shit:

 

 

Man of the House.  It's not great, but it still makes me laugh and entertains me.

Fever Pitch, no real rhyme or reason just like it. 

3 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

My wife always makes fun of me when the Notebook comes on how we always end up watching it.

She's laughing because she keeps your testicles in her purse 

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins.  I enjoy ogling Nicole Ari Parker, and Mo'Nique and Mike Epps crack me up in this one.

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Which one?

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or

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The Tommy Lee Jones/Texas cheerleader one.  Totally forgot the other one existed.

2 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

The Muppets take Manhattan. It is absurdly hilarious 

and the songs are catchy as hell.

great movies do not belong on this thread.

You know, my answer to this used to be Armageddon. But I tried watching that a few years or so ago and made it about 20 minutes. It's awful.

I guess that belongs in the "movies you used to be ashamed to admit that you like but now you find them to be garbage" thread.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

and the songs are catchy as hell.

great movies do not belong on this thread.

Great Muppet Caper > Muppets take Manhattan 

Any Madea Movie 

A Walk to Remember

Save The Last Dance

Ice Princess (2 main chicks were hot as fuck to me as a kid) 

The Electric Horseman.

It has Willie. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Great Muppet Caper > Muppets take Manhattan 

This is the one I was thinking of, actually. Good call.

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

You’re ashamed to admit you like Legends of the Fall?

Julia Ormond has not aged well.  Jeez.

Beaches is my guilty pleasure.

Pride and Prejudice (2005) and only because of how much I love it.

2 hours ago, Felix said:

Man of the House.  It's not great, but it still makes me laugh and entertains me.

Same, same. "Where's your happy faaaaaace?"

Leap Year with Matthew Goode and Amy Adams, supporting cast includes Adam Scott and John Lithgow. It also makes me laugh, the premise is far fetched but two good actors that just went with it and made something with it.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Point Break.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

the second one

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3 hours ago, Classic Rock said:

Steel Magnolias

Pretty damn funny scenes. The Drum v. Ouiser rivalry is great. M’Lynn’s grief is so raw and real. Sally Field is an amazing actress. Also peak Julia Robert’s hotness. 
 

I always group Steel Magnolias and Terms of Endearment together because of Shirley MacLaine and the mother-daughter dynamic. A terrific movie shot in Houston in the 80s. Peak Jack Nicholson charm. The lunch scene at Brennan’s is a personal favorite of mine. Also I like Debra Winger. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Julia Ormond has not aged well.  Jeez.

Looks like she ate Julia Ormond.

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6 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Goddammit the obvious answer is Grease. Buncha homos

You think homos are ashamed to enjoy Grease? 

Better question is why you feel shame watching Sandy become a leather goddess?

Tell us about it, stud.

Every Tremors movie past the first one

I used to love Drumline until I realized that DCI was a thing that existed and it ruined it for me.

6 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

The Muppets take Manhattan. It is absurdly hilarious 

You should be ashamed that you put any Muppets movie on this list. 
 

7 minutes ago, locodos said:

Top Secret

what’s wrong with some of you people putting good movies on here?

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Battleship

The scene where the Missouri and the alien ship unload on each other is fucking awesome

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