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4 hours ago, Elvis said:

I don’t know if I could rewatch that.  7th grade Elvis knew how to pop and lock a zippo because of that movie.  Oh!

 

Little miss Marry sat on a tuffet.  So I fucked her! Oh!

 

is that close?

 

It's underrated

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's probably been mentioned already, but I re-watch The Legend Of Boggie Creek once a year.  Awful movie.  I love it.

Good call. 

4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's probably been mentioned already, but I re-watch The Legend Of Boggie Creek once a year.  Awful movie.  I love it.

*Boggy

15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I thoroughly enjoy Waterworld.

Peak Tripplehorn’s bare ass. Passable Costner performance. Dennis Hopper. Interesting premise. What’s not to like? 

On 2/19/2025 at 12:04 PM, MaxHorn said:

i have watched "Steel Magnolias" many times. Many, many times-- including last night when I stumbled upon it on one of the movie channels.

MacLaine and Skerritt are hilarious in this film. Hannah is the weak link, but she’s so bad it’s funny. Sally Field’s monologue smacks you in the face and reminds you why she’s one of the greats.

Peak, peak Julia Roberts. What a piece of ass back in the day. 

3 hours ago, MrBig said:

This thread when I say I like Showgirls.

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I’m so glad Jessie did Showgirls. She probably thought she was taking a swing at a bigger career. Hollywood knew she was already washed, but let her swing away. We all benefited because we saw Jessie Spano’s goods. 

29 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m so glad Jessie did Showgirls. She probably thought she was taking a swing at a bigger career. Hollywood knew she was already washed, but let her swing away. We all benefited because we saw Jessie Spano’s goods. 

The movie would probably win a few Oscars if it came out today. It’s so bad it’s good. If I was Ms. Spano I would’ve done the movie. The 3 movies Paul Verhoeven directed before this were RoboCop, Total Recall, and Basic Instinct. 

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

The movie would probably win a few Oscars if it came out today. It’s so bad it’s good. If I was Ms. Spano I would’ve done the movie. The 3 movies Paul Verhoeven directed before this were RoboCop, Total Recall, and Basic Instinct. 

Good point. Mikey Madison took a swing and won an Oscar. 

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