December 28, 20213 yr Warm seats are too evocative of someone else's ass sitting there very recently.
December 28, 20213 yr 19 minutes ago, nnm said: It’s not that the seat’s too cold on a non-heated seat. It’s that you never knew how much you liked the warmed seat until you used one. Yeah, I'll agree with this as I still remember the first time I had a car with heated seats...even in Texas. 3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Warm seats are too evocative of someone else's ass sitting there very recently. And also this. I don't miss having a warm seat just as I don't miss having warm water, even in the winter. Edited December 28, 20213 yr by Hate
December 28, 20213 yr I'm thinking a water pik might be a nice finishing touch to add to the travel bidet toolkit.
January 29, 20223 yr I just realized this week is my 5th anniversary of getting a bidet. So to whomever it was (lukeduke?) on the other site that started that thread- thank you, you changed my life. I'm planning to do some RV travel in the near future and my single biggest priority is how to get a bidet set up. I'm thinking of just threading the bidet supply line into one of those gallon sized pump sprayers. Fill it with water, give it a couple of pumps, turn bidet on, clean ass. As long as I can fit the bidet on the RV toilet seat I should be good to go.
January 29, 20223 yr Author I just realized this week is my 5th anniversary of getting a bidet. So to whomever it was (lukeduke?) on the other site that started that thread- thank you, you changed my life. I'm planning to do some RV travel in the near future and my single biggest priority is how to get a bidet set up. I'm thinking of just threading the bidet supply line into one of those gallon sized pump sprayers. Fill it with water, give it a couple of pumps, turn bidet on, clean ass. As long as I can fit the bidet on the RV toilet seat I should be good to go. Thank you, thank you. Please think about me every time you take a shit. I keep one of these in my travel bag and one in my travel trailer. If your faucet is beyond arm’s reach of the shitter you’ll need to have a water bottle handy to refill. Brondell GS-70BLK GoSpa Travel Bidet, Midnight https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09BBGR1JZ/
February 4, 20223 yr On 1/29/2022 at 2:35 PM, luke duke said: Thank you, thank you. Please think about me every time you take a shit. I keep one of these in my travel bag and one in my travel trailer. If your faucet is beyond arm’s reach of the shitter you’ll need to have a water bottle handy to refill. Brondell GS-70BLK GoSpa Travel Bidet, Midnight https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09BBGR1JZ/ Why not the battery operated models? I have one of those Brondells...never really got used to using it. Edited February 4, 20223 yr by Baboontyme
February 4, 20223 yr has anyone added a backflow preventer to their bidet set up? I have a cold water Neo and it says it comes with the check valve but I've seen plumbers talk about adding the preventer to be safe. Has anyone done that? The Neo Series bidets have passed sections ASME A11218.1-2012/CSA and ASME A112.4.2-2009 in a test conducted by the IAPMO Lab. They also have a patented design (U.S. Patent number D714428) that is unique and upgrades your bathroom instantly. These bidets come with a built-in check valve, which works like a vacuum breaker and does not allow backflow.
March 2, 20223 yr In Rotterdam for 10 days on my first international trip since C19 (used to make the trip across the pond monthly for many years). Among the many disconcerting issues in re-adjusting to business travel is leaving the cleanliness of my home BioBidet 2000 behind (so to speak). I feel like a freaking savage out here.
March 8, 20223 yr Let me join in the chorus's praise of the bidet. After first use, I'm as clean as I am after a shower!
March 8, 20223 yr On 5/12/2018 at 2:47 PM, GSU&UT said: You only poop once...per day. Not if you have diarrhea or gamble gas...
March 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, FartingDreamer said: Let me join in the chorus's praise of the bidet. After first use, I'm as clean as I am after a shower! You're not supposed to bath with it. It's just for your ass.
March 9, 20223 yr Can't recommend this bidet, enough! I might buy a 2nd so I won't have to refill each time. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082DM2GWJ?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2_dt_b_product_details
March 10, 20223 yr On 1/29/2022 at 11:52 AM, Not a cat said: give it a couple of pumps, Thanks, NowThis.
March 10, 20223 yr Let me join in the chorus's praise of the bidet. After first use, I'm as clean as I am after a shower! Yea it’s great. If you ever get questioned by anybody, “when you get mud on your hands, are they just as clean by wiping off with a paper towel or are they cleaner by using water and a paper towel?”I don’t have the heated unit like some of you high rollers do, but my cold water unit is great.
March 10, 20223 yr WSJ discovers bidets: https://www.wsj.com/articles/bidets-does-your-bathroom-need-one-11646861531
March 10, 20223 yr 21 hours ago, FartingDreamer said: Can't recommend this bidet, enough! I might buy a 2nd so I won't have to refill each time. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082DM2GWJ?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2_dt_b_product_details I guess that would work in a pinch……
March 10, 20223 yr On 3/8/2022 at 3:45 PM, Jerry Callo said: You're not supposed to bath with it. It's just for your ass. You telling me you never washed out the crack of your ass with a detachable shower head?
March 13, 20223 yr Just ordered two of these. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B077PMM9NC/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
June 16, 20223 yr On 1/29/2022 at 2:35 PM, luke duke said: Thank you, thank you. Please think about me every time you take a shit. I keep one of these in my travel bag and one in my travel trailer. If your faucet is beyond arm’s reach of the shitter you’ll need to have a water bottle handy to refill. Brondell GS-70BLK GoSpa Travel Bidet, Midnight https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09BBGR1JZ/ On 3/2/2022 at 5:25 AM, nnm said: In Rotterdam for 10 days on my first international trip since C19 (used to make the trip across the pond monthly for many years). Among the many disconcerting issues in re-adjusting to business travel is leaving the cleanliness of my home BioBidet 2000 behind (so to speak). I feel like a freaking savage out here. Luke has you covered here. I have a Brondell travel bidet permanently stashed in my carry on, and I just got one for my desk at work now that we are RTO.
June 17, 20223 yr I got a Biobidet USPA 6800U 3 years ago. Changed my life. I managed to put a hole in the seat last month when I accidentally slammed the lid after a bout with a nasty stomach bug. Fearing that an errant urine stream could get through the hole and fry the insides, I decided to replace it. I ordered a Biobidet BB 2000, this baby is supposed to be the Rolls Royce of bidets. Last time I was this excited was when I got on the plane to LA in 2006 to go to the National Championship. I fucking love bidets.
June 17, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Zone Read said: I got a Biobidet USPA 6800U 3 years ago. Changed my life. I managed to put a hole in the seat last month when I accidentally slammed the lid after a bout with a nasty stomach bug. Fearing that an errant urine stream could get through the hole and fry the insides, I decided to replace it. I ordered a Biobidet BB 2000, this baby is supposed to be the Rolls Royce of bidets. Last time I was this excited was when I got on the plane to LA in 2006 to go to the National Championship. I fucking love bidets. You will not be disappointed with the Bio Bidet BB-2000. Best $471 I have ever spent.
June 17, 20223 yr Just moved into a new house recently that has a bidet in the master. Still haven’t used it. It’s very intimidating. It’s got lights. Automatically opens when you walk up to it. Even has an option to play music. Hi tech shitter.
June 17, 20223 yr Just moved into a new house recently that has a bidet in the master. Still haven’t used it. It’s very intimidating. It’s got lights. Automatically opens when you walk up to it. Even has an option to play music. Hi tech shitter. Why are you disrespecting that Cadillac by not using it? Get in there and wash your ass!
June 17, 20223 yr My first reaction to seeing an awesome bidet is to work a turd out so I could try it. Maybe you can find the manual online and figure it out? As long as you can figure out how to get the water to squirt your butt, you are in business. What is the make and model?
June 17, 20223 yr Holy shit, imagine having walk up music for taking a dump. “do you smell what the rock is cooking?”
June 17, 20223 yr Star Wars Imperial March Benny Hill theme song Who Let the Dogs Out? Also sprach Zarathustra The slide whistle portion of Groove is in the Heart One Brass Monkey
June 17, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Star Wars Imperial March Benny Hill theme song Who Let the Dogs Out? Also sprach Zarathustra The slide whistle portion of Groove is in the Heart One Brass Monkey
June 17, 20223 yr My first reaction to seeing an awesome bidet is to work a turd out so I could try it. Maybe you can find the manual online and figure it out? As long as you can figure out how to get the water to squirt your butt, you are in business. What is the make and model?Kohler numi.
June 17, 20223 yr I found manual online but can't link right now. It says that manual buttons are located on right side of toilet. That when you use manual buttons, all settings default to middle temp, pressure and position settings. It also has a dryer button! Baller. You should be able to use the manual buttons easily until you learn all its bells and whistles.
June 17, 20223 yr It says dont use cleaners with chlorine (calcium hypochlorite) as it can seriously damage your fittings in the tank which can cause leakage and property damage.
June 18, 20223 yr It says dont use cleaners with chlorine (calcium hypochlorite) as it can seriously damage your fittings in the tank which can cause leakage and property damage. This is good info actually. Thanks.
June 18, 20223 yr The SO and I were in Hawaii over New Years Eve. Great hotel and the toilet had a bidet seat. That made me remember how much I do like them. So, returning home, I found a Brondell Bidet for about $300 at Home Depot. The blue night light on it is handy. The quality is pretty sound. We liked it so much that I got another one and had it installed in the bathroom used mostly by guests (and me since it is just outside of my home office.) Am a confirmed Bidet Man. Bring on the naysayers. Haters gonna hate,
July 24, 20223 yr Will be in Austin this weekend for the game against ULL. The wife (no pics) and I stayed at the Omni downtown about a month ago. Great view from our room. Have no complaints about the hotel itself. But I do have a complaint about the lack of bidet. For two days I felt like a fukn savage and just hated the idea of taking a damn dirty crap. I obviously showered immediately after each dumpsky but I couldn’t help but feel like I could avoid all the extra clean up if only there was a bidet available. So I ask you…is there a hotel (or any other establishment) in the downtown area that has bidets available for a traveler who drinks copious amounts of alcohol during the home opener and will almost assuredly have mudd butt? I know there are traveler bidets but the reviews thus far on this thread seem less than stellar. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Here we are almost a year later. I started talking about road games the wife might be interested in going to this year. This got delivered today. The wife ordered this because she didn’t wanna hear me moaning and groaning when we head down to Austin here in the near future.
July 27, 20223 yr Author Here we are almost a year later. I started talking about road games the wife might be interested in going to this year. This got delivered today. The wife ordered this because she didn’t wanna hear me moaning and groaning when we head down to Austin here in the near future. Do they make an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5gal water jug?
July 27, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, luke duke said: Do they make an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5gal water jug? No kidding. I can splash myself with 5.7 oz. just from the turd's hitting the water in the bowl.
July 30, 20223 yr On 6/17/2022 at 3:43 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: Star Wars Imperial March Benny Hill theme song Who Let the Dogs Out? Also sprach Zarathustra The slide whistle portion of Groove is in the Heart One Brass Monkey That Smell- Lynyrd Skynyrd
August 11, 20223 yr The master bath at the new house. And this house actually has good water pressure, which is very unusual for most mexican houses.
October 7, 20223 yr Whelp, I am out of the "no bidet" game. Wife asked for an install. I reluctantly agreed. Now, tp is dead to me. It is a far inferior product to a bidet. Tp industry can eat a bag of dicks. Now I want to know if any hotel chains stock them as a standard because I don't want to go without on travel. Edited October 7, 20223 yr by pacman
October 18, 20223 yr I am about to quit my job because they make me go in to the office once a week. That's once a week I don't get to use the bidet for my post-lunch deuce and that's a cross I can no longer bear. Edited October 18, 20223 yr by pacman
October 31, 20223 yr $13 right now, cheap enough to throw away instead of cleaning https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B31QXV4Z?tag=slickdeals&ascsubtag=16eaa41c594611ed9b0826bedd00fd3a0INT&th=1
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