June 1Jun 1 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/business/toto-toilet-japan-bidet.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LE8.3JDk.S6Iw2ENR8Px9&smid=url-share
June 1Jun 1 On 5/30/2025 at 10:24 AM, nnm said: If you can’t get your Toto to work, just get a family Tersorium Nope
June 1Jun 1 On 5/29/2025 at 1:08 PM, luke duke said: Please livestream the eulogy and service so the rest of us can pay our respects. You need to give the body of a fallen warrior and a dutiful servant a position of honor and reverence in your home.
June 3Jun 3 Author I’ll bet @Brisketexan was wishing that he had a bidet last night. Edited June 3Jun 3 by luke duke
June 3Jun 3 23 minutes ago, luke duke said: I’ll bet @Brisketexan was wishing that he had a bidet last night. I do have a bidet. And I did use it last night. And it made things much more pleasant than the last time I went through that procedure. Highly recommend.
June 6Jun 6 The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping. One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great? I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks.
June 6Jun 6 11 hours ago, Superhero said: The hotel we’re staying at has a bidet. It’s an older model and the water pressure can be better, but still light years better than wiping. One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great? I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks. I'd guess the Hawaii hotel TP sucking is due to the plumbing infrastructure being a problem
June 6Jun 6 4 hours ago, thunderlounge said: All hotel TP sucks. True. But some are definitely worse than others……
June 9Jun 9 Home sweet home to a bidet with much stronger water pressure. It actually cleans my butthole instead of just moistening my poop.
June 14Jun 14 Vacationing in Italy and these have been in all our accommodations. Pretty much worthless. Impossible to hit the crucial area(s). Plus I'm supposed to put my hand on the nozzle to try to aim the damn thing? Could really use some Japanese engineering around here.
June 15Jun 15 17 hours ago, Deej said: Try straddling it in reverse cowgirl. I did to give my balls a wash. It’s better than nothing as far as cleaning after a shit, but my $30 bidet add on from Amazon is 1000x better.
July 20Jul 20 This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion. https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF
July 22Jul 22 On 7/20/2025 at 6:51 PM, Baboontyme said: This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion. https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF Doubles as a water gun in the pool?
July 22Jul 22 I generally don’t like to talk about shit and poop and pee and all that, consider me traditional and old fashion that way. But… it’s good to be home to my bidet after a near month in Mexico. Edited July 22Jul 22 by troph
July 22Jul 22 On 7/20/2025 at 6:51 PM, Baboontyme said: This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion. https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF "Sir, you are not supposed to insert it in your ass."
July 22Jul 22 2 hours ago, troph said: it’s good to be home to my bidet after a near month in Mexico. A month? I look forward to it every day. I've been going into the office early, and before my typical bowel evacuation schedule. This means I've been wiping my ass with toilet paper which is gross. First 5 things I do when I get home... check if dinner is cooking, yell at the kids, pour a whisky, change into my silk house robe and slippers, and wash my ass
July 22Jul 22 50 minutes ago, Superhero said: A month? I look forward to it every day. I've been going into the office early, and before my typical bowel evacuation schedule. This means I've been wiping my ass with toilet paper which is gross. First 5 things I do when I get home... check if dinner is cooking, yell at the kids, pour a whisky, change into my silk house robe and slippers, and wash my ass I always thought you were a silk robe guy. also everyone had their "if we move to Mexico here are my non-negotiables" and while a bidet was on mine (goes without saying) the wifey made it crystal clear that was a non-negotiable. duh. Edited July 22Jul 22 by troph
July 22Jul 22 3 minutes ago, troph said: also everyone had their "if we move to Mexico here are my non-negotiables" and while a bidet was on mine (goes without saying) the wifey made it crystal clear that was a non-negotiable. duh. When we went to Tulum last summer, the hotel asked us to throw toilet paper into a trash can instead of flushing it. Installing bidets seem like a no brainer. I preached to our tour guide about the awesomeness of bidets. He had never heard of such a thing, and said he'd order one from Amazon Mexico.
July 26Jul 26 A couple that bidet's together, stays together? It flows better than a couple that garden hoses their asses together stays together.
July 26Jul 26 On 6/5/2025 at 11:42 PM, Superhero said: One question I posed while taking a dump in Japan last year… does their TP suck because they have great bidets? Or because they have great bidets that their TP doesn’t have to be great? I had the same question as I was on the throne (in Hawaii). Because the TP in the hotel sucks. According to a Canadian mill owner I saw interviewed a few months ago when the tragic tariff conversation began, the fluffiest tp only exists in the US thanks to imported Canadian pulp.
August 5Aug 5 On 7/20/2025 at 7:51 PM, Baboontyme said: This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion. https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF This thing is a game changer for travel away from the home base bidet. I was on vacation with the family in Mexico for 8 days and I didn't even come home with vacabidet irritated butthole from tp use. Highly recommend. Edited August 5Aug 5 by Baboontyme
August 5Aug 5 12 hours ago, Baboontyme said: This thing is a game changer for travel away from the home base bidet. I was on vacation with the family in Mexico for 8 days and I didn't even come home with vacabidet irritated butthole from tp use. Highly recommend. Ordered.
August 6Aug 6 On 8/5/2025 at 11:25 AM, nnm said: Ordered. Same. More than a little amused by some of the warnings on the box...
August 6Aug 6 1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Same. More than a little amused by some of the warnings on the box... . . . if you're brave enough.
August 7Aug 7 Be careful with that thing fellas. Even on low the pressure is solid enough to cause some over spray splashing if you don't get the positioning right. I'd highly recommend practicing with it a few times at home before you are ready to take the show on the road. I'm also not comfortable reassembling it and storing it for next usage without a little rinse or through pat down with a wipe. Who knows what really goes on under there.
August 7Aug 7 Author It’s getting closer…https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/portabidet/the-traveler-by-portabidets-an-actual-portable-travel-bidet
August 7Aug 7 36 minutes ago, luke duke said: It’s getting closer… https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/portabidet/the-traveler-by-portabidets-an-actual-portable-travel-bidet That doesn’t look portable in any sense of the word.
August 7Aug 7 I appreciate the effort, but that battery doesn't look like it will have the requisite power to match the flow of the in home bidets.
August 10Aug 10 Make sure you replace your remote batteries on a schedule. My batteries tapped out after I turned it on. No idea if there’s a manual switch on the side of the Toto but I couldn’t find it and I couldn’t reach the plug. Had to yell at Mrs Brown to bring me some batteries while my asshole got the longest polishing it has ever experienced.
November 18Nov 18 The downside of regularly using bidets is your butthole becomes baby soft, and even the softest TP feels like you're scraping your sphincter with sandpaper.
November 18Nov 18 On 8/6/2025 at 10:10 PM, Baboontyme said: Be careful with that thing fellas. Even on low the pressure is solid enough to cause some over spray splashing if you don't get the positioning right. I'd highly recommend practicing with it a few times at home before you are ready to take the show on the road. I'm also not comfortable reassembling it and storing it for next usage without a little rinse or through pat down with a wipe. Who knows what really goes on under there. I tried my portable gadget a few times to get a sense of it, and the "who knows what really goes on under there" factor is a definite concern. Perhaps it's just me, but it's a lot easier (and less disconcerting) for the stream to remain in a constant, fixed position and for the o-ring to move around than the opposite. I don't plan to travel with it, except for perhaps in very limited and specific circumstances. I can see a use case when visiting someone's home for a few days or more but installing a cheap, non-electric version is impossible. It won't replace my practice of using (allegedly) biodegradable buttwipes at hotels during work travel.
November 18Nov 18 On 7/20/2025 at 6:51 PM, Baboontyme said: This must be a newish model. I saw it reviewed on a site as the most powerful pocket bidet on the market. Obviously I ordered it. Can confirm. Much stronger than the battery powered Brondell and Toto that I bought a couple of years ago. Also the bottle design is pretty neat and holds a shit ton more water, even without expanding it. Definitely going to be my new travel companion. https://a.co/d/9NoZnhF As indicated above, I ordered this in August. Since then, it's traveled with me to Dallas, Colorado Springs, NOLA, Illinois (2X), Dallas again, Orlando (2X), and places in-between. This is absolutely a game-changer. I now own two. One stays in my suitcase, the other sits with a travel kit I have in Illinois at the home office of the ministry I serve in. Can't recommend it highly enough.
December 13Dec 13 I just had an outlet installed near my toilet. What's the best electric model I can get for say.... $300? Maybe an option for $150? I have done no research, and I don't have time to read the thread. I need a (cl)assy Christmas gift for Priscilla. You jokers will probably recommend something with wifi and a camera. Butt I have a budget this year.
December 13Dec 13 Toto A2 for $275 on Amazon. Heated seat and water. Remote looks to be attached. That seams fine to me. Am I missing anything? https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-WASHLET-Electronic-SoftClose-Elongated/dp/B09JTQ2YFP/ref=sr_1_7?crid=1ED6NEWCDRE65&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9b9FysyIKBDbNScb7udhV2mTcsYQ5wFyLwCUaE6_1Xn0zdYtuRhUSOegmNYq8pwa0lz2xdNiet1iREGA80hMt-TL_jn45J_w6DtCMZfZqu9bgn9rZ77WIh0cPtRpH7FWkLOLRyaSJEy5klo0AVSfumac26oJ-HSXnwxfQA4LRo1ECfgAmBU1KQY8WgHL1Q4SEu7IJesIKChVhKfVnyr515WwEU3OlRtGM849gdBJ8-uQ_H6-1iwsJREORJi4NsTHTzWPEo9NFUzh0UfLT_KkFs4luGA7VTl06Ilze6BJG7M.JJ_1W-yTnI3jeaa9utvh0KJtPmnzMHCj5cFOCeOL7x0&dib_tag=se&keywords=toto+bidet+elongated&qid=1765605480&sprefix=toto+bidet+elongated%2Caps%2C215&sr=8-7 Oh yeah. Theres a used one for $253. That's crazy.
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