May 12, 20187 yr Well I don't have an outlet near my throne. Guess I'm sticking the cold refreshing water. My next house will include a hot water line and electricity so I can put in one of those completely electric ones
May 12, 20187 yr 35 minutes ago, captained said: Plus, you know, you only have one butthole. Treat yo self. Haven't you met our friend Chad?
May 14, 20187 yr On 5/11/2018 at 10:51 AM, CHIEF said: Well you fuckers convinced me, I bought two of the Bio Bidet A3s. I'm not putting one on the guest, party bathroom, some drunk chick would fuck it up, I'm sure. There hasn't been this much excitement in the CHIEF household in weeks. CHIEF Good God, best $$$$ I've spent in a while. Anything after about two clicks and you would be spitting water, an ascending power wash. CHIEF
May 14, 20187 yr On 5/12/2018 at 2:47 PM, GSU&UT said: You only poop once...per day. Say what? Something wrong with you? I get a good 2-3 shits daily. Sometimes 4.
May 14, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said: Say what? Something wrong with you? I get a good 2-3 shits daily. Sometimes 4. Nah man, #YOPO
May 19, 20187 yr Relevant...one of today’s Woot items: Brondell Swash SE600 Bidet Seat http://bit.ly/2GzhUCS
May 22, 20187 yr Said it before, and I'll say it again, I bought mine a few years ago because of this thread, and will never ever not have one in my house again. I've shifted my entire shit schedule around to maximize the number of shits I am able to take at home vs. the office
May 22, 20187 yr https://slickdeals.net/share/iphone_app/fp/390687 More fancy ass roombas on sale today.
May 26, 20187 yr Installed the Brondell Thinline today. Really pissed at myself for not doing this years ago. Life altering.
May 26, 20187 yr On 5/14/2018 at 10:48 AM, Ldogg53 said: Say what? Something wrong with you? I get a good 2-3 shits daily. Sometimes 4. what are you? a caulk gun?
June 8, 20187 yr Just wanted to reiterate my thanks to everyone for this thread on TOS. It was life changing.
June 8, 20187 yr http://biobidet.com/products/tp200-travel-bidetI know what I am buying me for Father's Day!
June 8, 20187 yr $35 birthday gift for my older brother. He thought it was a gag gift. It sat for a few weeks until his lovely bride installed it. His skeptical sweaty Virginia ass approves. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_60_bs_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=TBZS3KHZSPXM4V3HQ2JZ
June 8, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Brothahorn said: http://biobidet.com/products/tp200-travel-bidet I know what I am buying me for Father's Day! This item appears to come equipped with some kind of wrist strap. Is that so you don't drop it into a turd-filled toilet, or do they expect you to carry it around like a small camera or umbrella?
June 8, 20187 yr i wonder how many psi this thing can generate. i ordered the hand squeeze kind and threw it away after 1 use because it didn't have enough power.
June 11, 20187 yr On 3/26/2018 at 9:43 AM, Catpfish said: Kohler Bidet Import a Japanese toilet. All of those features built in plus there is a basin to wash your hands in the stream of clean water before it enters the tank after flushing. And choice of white noise. I was on a bus heading from the Kohler golf course in Wisconsin to ORD. Someone asked the driver to make a pit stop. Exit the highway to a McDonald's. Guy gets back on the bus all excited. "Guys! Guys! Guess what kind of toilets they have in there!" Edited June 11, 20187 yr by Stoogey Forgot about the white noise feature.
June 11, 20187 yr Author http://biobidet.com/products/tp200-travel-bidetI know what I am buying me for Father's Day! Is there an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5 gallon water jug? Asking for a friend.
June 11, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Stoogey said: Import a Japanese toilet. All of those features built in plus there is a basin to wash your hands in the stream of clean water before it enters the tank after flushing. And choice of white noise. I was on a bus heading from the Kohler golf course in Wisconsin to ORD. Someone asked the driver to make a pit stop. Exit the highway to a McDonald's. Guy gets back on the bus all excited. "Guys! Guys! Guess what kind of toilets they have in there!" Well, don’t leave us hanging. What kind of toilets did they have?
December 3, 20187 yr Bump. Mentioned this thread months ago to my wife. Unbeknownst to me she ordered one last week. Just installed today. Don’t know why I walked this earth for 42 years before using one. Oh man. The bidet is worth the price of admission. The initial pulsation of the water jet is a shock to say the least. But(t) what is impressive is the pinpoint accuracy of the unit. Direct shot to the shriveled jerky hole. Did a few confirmation wipes and it was amazing to know that my chili ring was no longer sullied.
December 3, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Txslnghrns said: Bump. Mentioned this thread months ago to my wife. Unbeknownst to me she ordered one last week. Just installed today. Don’t know why I walked this earth for 42 years before using one. Oh man. The bidet is worth the price of admission. The initial pulsation of the water jet is a shock to say the least. But(t) what is impressive is the pinpoint accuracy of the unit. Direct shot to the shriveled jerky hole. Did a few confirmation wipes and it was amazing to know that my chili ring was no longer sullied. The guy that designs the bidet nozzle assembly is the same guy that designs the carnival attraction where you shoot the stream of water into the clownhead mouth and it fills up the balloon.
December 3, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Txslnghrns said: Bump. Mentioned this thread months ago to my wife. Unbeknownst to me she ordered one last week. Just installed today. Don’t know why I walked this earth for 42 years before using one. Oh man. The bidet is worth the price of admission. The initial pulsation of the water jet is a shock to say the least. But(t) what is impressive is the pinpoint accuracy of the unit. Direct shot to the shriveled jerky hole. Did a few confirmation wipes and it was amazing to know that my chili ring was no longer sullied. pro tip: If you think you pooped a hard turd that might've torn some bunghole walls...ease up on the pressure because it stings like a mofo.
December 5, 20187 yr On 6/8/2018 at 12:54 AM, LongestHorn said: $35 birthday gift for my older brother. He thought it was a gag gift. It sat for a few weeks until his lovely bride installed it. His skeptical sweaty Virginia ass approves. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_60_bs_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=TBZS3KHZSPXM4V3HQ2JZ Installed this one today. Can’t wait to shit so I can try it out.
December 8, 20187 yr Author On 6/7/2018 at 10:55 PM, Brothahorn said: http://biobidet.com/products/tp200-travel-bidet I know what I am buying me for Father's Day! We need a product review, video optional.
December 11, 20187 yr Not bidets, but a related topic... What is the word on the squatty potty? Was in Florida for a wedding and the house I was at had one. While it was a pain to use (had to take a leg out of my pants), i got about 3 gallons of diarrhea out in one push. Felt like I had to clinch to keep my esophagus from falling out my asshole. Friend told me he could take a 2 foot long, unbroken, shit with that thing. I'm not sold but I'm not not sold. Anyone use those? They are clearly built for speed and I consider myself a speed shitter, but I don't know if I should buy one or not. Edited December 11, 20187 yr by Jhawk
December 11, 20187 yr Author Not bidets, but a related topic... What is the word on the squatty potty? Was in Florida for a wedding and the house I was at had one. While it was a pain to use (had to take a leg out of my pants), i got about 3 gallons of diarrhea out in one push. Felt like I had to clinch to keep my esophagus from falling out my asshole. Friend told me he could take a 2 foot long, unbroken, shit with that thing. I'm not sold but I'm not not sold. Anyone use those? They are clearly built for speed and I consider myself a speed shitter, but I don't know if I should buy one or not.
December 11, 20187 yr Author TP only = GED level pooping Baby wipes = HS diploma level pooping Baby wipes + Squatty Potty= BS level pooping Bidet = MS level pooping Bidet and Squatty Potty = PhD level pooping Dr. Luke Duke Edited December 11, 20187 yr by luke duke
December 12, 20187 yr According to Luke Dook's scale and my own professional opinion (I've read Infinite Jest solely on the toilet - come at me, bro...) I have achieved a PhD in shittery. I let my wife take the Squatty Potty for her bathroom and now she's got her PhD too. Like most professionals practicing in applied contexts, I find there to be little real-world difference between a Master's and a PhD. I didn't hate the Squatty Potty, but I didn't really think it helped all that much (if at all) , and it certainly isn't the gamechanger that the Joy Bidet is. Edited December 12, 20187 yr by Prepuce of Doom
December 12, 20187 yr Friend told me he could take a 2 foot long, unbroken, shit with that thing. I may have to look into one of these.
December 12, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, Jhawk said: Friend told me he could take a 2 foot long, unbroken, shit with that thing. I'm not sold but I'm not not sold. god, i envy your friend. that's the double rainbow of shits.
December 12, 20187 yr I may have to look into one of these. Why would you want to look into a piece of shit?
December 25, 20187 yr Excellent selection. While I prefer the Astor, one cannot go wrong with a Joy. Bully for you.
December 28, 20186 yr Finally gave in and decided to give this bidet thing a shot. $22 on Amazon. Low profile so don't need the seat bumpers. Life changing.
December 28, 20186 yr Just now, Rimbo said: we have one of the lovely high end Japanese $700 jobs best $700 ever spent Username checks out.
December 29, 20186 yr 1 hour ago, Rimbo said: we have one of the lovely high end Japanese $700 jobs best $700 ever spent What does it do that is worth $700? I'd think for that price it comes with a lifelike tongue to clean your rim. The $25 or so I spent does all I need.
December 29, 20186 yr Plus, the tongue cleaning your rim is blurred out. Edited December 29, 20186 yr by Deej
December 29, 20186 yr 3 hours ago, PhillyD said: What does it do that is worth $700? I'd think for that price it comes with a lifelike tongue to clean your rim. The $25 or so I spent does all I need. 1. Heated seat 2. Heated water 3. a stream that shoots up your sphincter for getting your shit un-stuck 4. Setting for cleaning a woman's bits 5. massage mode, and adjustable angles 6. pressure oscillation mode, and adjustable pressures 7. Remote control
December 29, 20186 yr 11 minutes ago, Rimbo said: 1. Heated seat 2. Heated water 3. a stream that shoots up your sphincter for getting your shit un-stuck 4. Setting for cleaning a woman's bits 5. massage mode, and adjustable angles 6. pressure oscillation mode, and adjustable pressures 7. Remote control
December 29, 20186 yr Finally gave in and decided to give this bidet thing a shot. $22 on Amazon. Low profile so don't need the seat bumpers. Life changing. For this price, I just bought one. Been watching this thread for close to 5 years.
December 29, 20186 yr 54 minutes ago, GSU&UT said: 😀no need for that... Edited December 29, 20186 yr by Rimbo
December 29, 20186 yr 4 hours ago, markstanco said: 10 hours ago, Deej said: Finally gave in and decided to give this bidet thing a shot. $22 on Amazon. Low profile so don't need the seat bumpers. Life changing. For this price, I just bought one. Been watching this thread for close to 5 years. Even comes with metal fittings. Great deal.
December 29, 20186 yr Author For this price, I just bought one. Been watching this thread for close to 5 years. Your life will never be the same.
December 29, 20186 yr 15 hours ago, Rimbo said: 1. Heated seat 2. Heated water 3. a stream that shoots up your sphincter for getting your shit un-stuck 4. Setting for cleaning a woman's bits 5. massage mode, and adjustable angles 6. pressure oscillation mode, and adjustable pressures 7. Remote control Oh, I forgot... it also has a blow dryer. No tissue needed.
December 29, 20186 yr Ended up with a BB-2000, spent yesterday running a electric outlet from the breaker box in the attic on one side of the house to the bathroom that is on the other side of the house. Installing the BB today. Hope it is worth it as you all say.
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