December 17, 20196 yr Finally got around to perusing this thread. From the OP: operate the anus sprayer while the toilet bowl is refilling. If you do so, and the toilet bowl stops the refilling process, you are going to have a surge in water pressure which will give you quite a surprise, and you may harm your sphincter. Some people pay extra for that.
December 18, 20196 yr Author Currently on sale for $25.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CGVBZGL/Perfect white elephant gift...
January 12, 20205 yr I have finally decided to get on the bidet thread and placed an order for the Luxe Bidet Neo 185 (Elite Series) this morning. It should be here tomorrow. I am strangely excited for its arrival.
January 12, 20205 yr 52 minutes ago, Hate said: I have finally decided to get on the bidet thread and placed an order for the Luxe Bidet Neo 185 (Elite Series) this morning. It should be here tomorrow. I am strangely excited for its arrival. Welcome to team clean hole.
January 13, 20205 yr Nuthin strange about it. If it doesn't change your life within 10 days I don't even want to know you.
January 13, 20205 yr I can't think of any purchase I've made recently that the cost to benefit ratio is that good.
January 13, 20205 yr My wife is skeptical, which is why I went ahead and purchased the one with the "woman" setting. I figured it would make her feel special and she would be more apt to use it if it had a setting just for her. I kind of want to hold out shitting for as long as I can tomorrow just so I can use it for the first time tomorrow. Maybe I should eat a bunch of cheese tonight?
January 13, 20205 yr The other day the feature that warms the water accidentally got turned off. That first shot of water about 50 degrees lower than I expected hitting my turdcutter was quite the shock.
January 13, 20205 yr 15 hours ago, Zone Read said: The other day the feature that warms the water accidentally got turned off. That first shot of water about 50 degrees lower than I expected hitting my turdcutter was quite the shock. That's how I start every day. Invigorating.
January 14, 20205 yr So those that have the heated ones do you have a cord that runs out of your shit closet into the bathroom?
January 14, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Quagmire said: So those that have the heated ones do you have a cord that runs out of your shit closet into the bathroom? Had an electrician put an outlet in next to the throne.
January 14, 20205 yr I’m up and running now. Whomever put in the fill mechanism before had crossed threaded the connection, so when I tried to install the bidet, I could t get a good connection on the T joint. I had to replace the fill mechanism as well. Gave it a try this morning and I can say is wow...and also that I don’t knew why anyone would ever need more than the low pressure setting. I don’t even want to imagine needing the high pressure or imagine what the high pressure would do to a bunghole.
January 14, 20205 yr The heat and the pressure on mine go up way beyond what I can imagine anyone being comfortable with. Welcome to the party Pal.
January 14, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, chikin23 said: Any good recs on a travel model? Yes. Travel to Europe. They have them all over the place.
January 14, 20205 yr Without the high pressure I just dont get the desired polished sparkling feel. I want to hear a squeegee sound when checking for cleanliness.
January 15, 20205 yr Without the high pressure I just dont get the desired polished sparkling feel. I want to hear a squeegee sound when checking for cleanliness. This is what I fear might happen if I use the high pressure. It’s going to blow the water back through my body and out my nose, ears, and mouth.
January 15, 20205 yr I have no use for the heating feature. I find myself looking forward to winter when the water is colder and more refreshing.
January 15, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, PhillyD said: I have no use for the heating feature. I find myself looking forward to winter when the water is colder and more refreshing. Agree. I don’t get the allure of the warm water feature. It’s always so warm and humid around my butthole. A shot of cool water is just very refreshing. I’ll go so far as to say it’s invigorating.
January 15, 20205 yr it's like frollicking around in the alps like that jewish family did in the sound of music.
January 15, 20205 yr Author I don’t even want to imagine needing the high pressure or imagine what the high pressure would do to a bunghole.Just wait until you build up a callus. You’ll be upgrading to the Binford 2000 that doubles as a sinus cleanser.
January 17, 20205 yr I switched out the nozzle today on a Kohler seat we just had installed. Like a dumbass, I grabbed the handle to test out the new nozzle and shot water high in the air directly on my shirt and and pants.
January 17, 20205 yr For anyone who was on the fence and missed the Black Friday deal at Costco, the Bio Bidet is on sale there again for even cheaper than Black Friday: https://slickdeals.net/f/13803272-bio-bidet-uspa-6800-luxury-bidet-seat-179-99?src=frontpage
January 27, 20205 yr I’ve had the bidet for a couple of weeks now and I’m not sure how I ever lived without it. I wish I’d had one when I had to do my colonoscopy prep a year ago. I’ll never not have one on my throne again.
January 31, 20205 yr Between work and other travel, I’ve been away from home for 2 months now. I cannot wait to get back home to mine.
February 12, 20205 yr Installed my Bio Bidet USPA 6800 Luxury Bidet Seat yesterday. I've had the Lux cheapies for a while and they are fine but this is the shit! On sale this month at Costco for $199 (normally $369) while supplies last. Between the oscillating stream and the dryer, my butt hole is feeling quite pampered. My wife is skeptical but I think the warm water stream will bring her around. She wasn't a fan of the cold water on the cheap ones. I never had a problem with it. I also think the adjustable pressure will be a sell for her, but I really don't give a shit. This is my baby all the way.
February 14, 20205 yr 37 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: I really wish someone would invent a bidet with a fleshlight attachment. As a patent attorney, I'd love to write the detailed description in the application for this invention
February 14, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Zone Read said: As a patent attorney, I'd love to write the detailed description in the application for this invention
March 12, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, OWLVIS said: We are all looking like Eisenstein's at this point Just came here to comment on how smug I have been when friends ask me where I have been purchasing TP. "Peasants!" Edited March 12, 20205 yr by MissingInAction
March 13, 20205 yr This TP shortage is like Pentecost for the Gospel of the Bidet. There is a lost world in need of salvation. Go witness in Jerusalem, Judea, Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.
March 13, 20205 yr Amazon should pay me a commission. I've had at least a dozen people that have been to a party at my place, who have hit me up asking where to get one. CHIEF
March 13, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, CHIEF said: Amazon should pay me a commission. I've had at least a dozen people that have been to a party at my place, who have hit me up asking where to get one. CHIEF Same with my friends. They thought it was a joke at first then came over a few times and now they all bought one.
March 13, 20205 yr https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-bidet-sales-increase-panic-toilet-paper-shortages-brondell-tushy-2020-3 Edited March 13, 20205 yr by cabowabo
March 13, 20205 yr Author You’re welcome everyone. Please think of me every time you use your bidet. Please note that I am entitled to 20% of all bidet use fees that you make from your unprepared friends, family and neighbors. PM me for my Venmo.
March 13, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Zepol87 said: Same with my friends. They thought it was a joke at first then came over a few times and now they all bought one. Same with me as well. I've been preaching the gospel of the Bidet for a while now.
March 13, 20205 yr I’ve been a bidet aficionado for many years and it was this thread that brought me to the light.
March 14, 20205 yr I took a shit at my mom”s house this afternoon with no bidet. It’s wasn’t fun, nor was it one of those fortunate one wipe style shits.
March 14, 20205 yr Author I really wish someone would invent a bidet with a fleshlight attachment.It would also need to include a refrigerator and a TV attachment so there would never be a reason to leave the bathroom.
March 14, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, cabowabo said: I took a shit at my mom”s house this afternoon with no bidet. It’s wasn’t fun, nor was it one of those fortunate one wipe style shits. I went golfing yesterday and for some reason couldn't work one up before I had to leave the house. I got to the golf course and had to drop a deuce before I teed off. Of course they had the one ply sandpaper toilet paper that one would expect at such a place. I ended up with swamp ass by #17. It sucked.
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