July 17, 20187 yr Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
July 17, 20187 yr Author Yes, London. You know; fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary Fuckin Poppins, London!
July 17, 20187 yr So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls. You dicks have driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here- just a dose that will make you wish you were born a women. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
July 17, 20187 yr So what happens to the hare? Well, Tommy, he’s fucked. you mean proper fucked? Yes, Tommy, proper fucked.
July 17, 20187 yr What's in the car? Seats and a steering wheel. Do you take sugar? No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.
July 17, 20187 yr Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: Shh! You're gonna hafta repeat that. Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: Well, where'd ya lose him? He's ain't a set of car keys, is he? And it's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous, now, is it?
July 17, 20187 yr Author 2 hours ago, henrygandorf said: this is a shotgun, sol. Its a fuckin anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!
July 17, 20187 yr Avi, pull your socks up! In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary. . ."Come, again?" Edited July 17, 20187 yr by SpiralOut
July 17, 20187 yr Avi: Tony. Bullet Tooth Tony: What? Avi: Look in the dog. Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?" Avi: I mean open him up. Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
July 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Incredulity said: Why do they call him The Bullet Dodger? 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
July 17, 20187 yr Female Bookie: all bets are off Sol: huh? Female Bookie: ALL BETS.... ARE ..... OFF Sol: I'm not in here to make a fucking bet. Female Bookie: 'Preciated, but all... bets... are... off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money can there?
July 18, 20187 yr What's wrong with this one? Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the color.
July 18, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Ben Tobin said: Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
July 18, 20187 yr You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".
July 20, 20187 yr “We’ve lost, Gorgeous George.”“Well where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of car keys is he? It’s not as if he’s inconfuckingspicuous now is it?”
July 20, 20187 yr Is there gambling involved?? It's a boxing match, Avi, a boxing match. Did he have a case with him? Yes, he had a case. And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers, Doug.
July 24, 20187 yr On 7/18/2018 at 3:50 PM, Superhero said: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig". And who are you? Besides someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.
July 24, 20187 yr The human body hasn't got used to dairy products yet.... Edited July 24, 20187 yr by oSuJeff97
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