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3 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Ah, the quiet buzz of a self-bannination.  May Joseph Stang find his peace amongst other string theories.

Get the rest of the Stang family on the straight and narrow.  Please and thank you.

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30 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Maybe he’s just browsing besthugecocks or something

This.

Well he found the “I’d pee in her butt” board, but same line of thinking. 

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2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Ah, the quiet buzz of a self-bannination.  May Joseph Stang find his peace amongst other string theories.

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

11 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you can hide it quite a long time.

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17 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

I approve this post!

I honestly don't know how Moranis was able to deliver that line so eloquently.  

2 hours ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

You fucked up, @PvilleStang!!!  Royally!  And you don't want it publicized!  Do you?

4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I honestly don't know how Moranis was able to deliver that line so eloquently.  

I was thinking that very same thing. I could try to say it 20 times and wouldn’t be able to carry it off once.

Awhile back I used the area of the Mandelbrot Set, to the power of e, to solve the Riemann Hypothesis, and in the process discovered that the universe is actually made up of tiny, vibrating springs.

I call it "Spring Theory." There are no singularities. Free will is an illusion. OU sucks. 

Aeons ago, our ancestors created our great Frontier, a barrier of energy encircling the peaceful systems of the Universe and forever shutting out the scourge that plagues beyond. Fellow Rylans, because of a dark betrayal... our Frontier will soon collapse. So we turn to you, Starfighters and your Navigators, whom of all the billions of creatures in the Star League, only you few were found to possess the umm..."gift." YOU... and you alone... stand between us and the black terror of the Ko-Dan. VICTORY OR DEATH!

 

it was all a plot by Alex to get Maggie off the Earth for unchaperoned galactic sexy time. 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it was all a plot by Alex to get Maggie off the Earth for unchaperoned galactic sexy time. 

 

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17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it was all a plot by Alex to get Maggie off the Earth for unchaperoned galactic sexy time. 

Props to Alex.

Also, I'm curious to see what the "Death Blossom" was in the porn parody of The Last Starfighter.

Wait....no I'm not.

 

Nevermind, yes I am.

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I was thinking that very same thing. I could try to say it 20 times and wouldn’t be able to carry it off once.

I think he must have lost it too after Torb! Because they cut away until he hits the same note with Sloar!

 

Rick Moranis does have great comedic delivery and timing as well.

16 minutes ago, Covri said:

Rick Moranis does have great comedic delivery and timing as well.


This. Underrated performer, IMO.

 

7 hours ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

You must not have children

 

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Congratulations on a great bit.


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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:


This. Underrated performer, IMO.

He's a treasure.  And it is likely his rep was polished by walking away the way he did.

8 hours ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

What does Matthew McConaughey have to do with this?

What does Matthew McConaughey have to do with this?
Time is a flat toroid.
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13 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you can hide it quite a long time.

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I'm not hiding anything up my ass. I'm educating against the hatred your scorn empowers.

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1 hour ago, JosephStang said:

I'm not hiding anything up my ass. I'm educating against the hatred your scorn empowers.

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8:18am on 28 Feb 24, and you posted this 59 minutes ago. As I sit on the toilet right now, it is 3:25am Central time. 

Where are you located? 

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

8:18am on 28 Feb 24, and you posted this 59 minutes ago. As I sit on the toilet right now, it is 3:25am Central time. 

Where are you located? 

Can't you just search me on X?

17 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I was thinking that very same thing. I could try to say it 20 times and wouldn’t be able to carry it off once.

I mean, it would've taken me 20 takes just to not laugh my ass off, let alone let it rip without screwing up.  

4 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Can't you just search me on X?

I thought you were censored?? 

4 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Can't you just search me on X?

Are you waiting for the eclipse to fly your spacecraft back home? 

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6 hours ago, JosephStang said:

I'm not hiding anything up my ass. I'm educating against the hatred your scorn empowers.

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Are you waiting for the eclipse to fly your spacecraft back home? 

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He lives in Dover?

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

He lives in Dover?

Dover, Delaware or Dover, Spain?

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Dover, Delaware or Dover, Spain?

Oregon. Bend-Dover greater metropolitan area

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Oregon. Bend-Dover greater metropolitan area

Including Prineville, Redmond and the greater LaPine/Sunrivers area.

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Including Prineville, Redmond and the greater LaPine/Sunrivers area.

Prineville?

That’s the way that the world goes round.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Prineville?

 

yes, pretty area.  

economically depressed 

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8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

yes, pretty area.  

economically depressed 

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There was a spooky little town on the way to the Mount Bachelor ski area from Kennewick, Washington. It was supposed to be filled with witches. I forget the name.. 

7 hours ago, Modessit said:
12 hours ago, BearMace said:
What does Matthew McConaughey have to do with this?

Time is a flat toroid.

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

 

We live in a butt hole? Then the current simulation makes a lot of sense.

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We live in a butt hole? Then the current simulation makes a lot of sense.

It makes me question why so many cereals are O shaped. Or donuts? Why do they sell the holes too? Aren’t human beings simply a torpid? There is just a lot to unpack here. 

5 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Can't you just search me on X?

Have you considered reaching out to Elon directly? He seems open to wild theories. 

6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

8:18am on 28 Feb 24, and you posted this 59 minutes ago. As I sit on the toilet right now, it is 3:25am Central time. 

Where are you located? 

Iceland, Great Britain, or Portugal. or central-western Africa.

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22 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

I’m not near high enough to ponder this shit right now. 

Whose fault is that?

7 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Can't you just search me on X?

As a matter of fact no - I swore off that shithole after Egon started posting his crazy views, did the whole pay to be blue checkmarked, hate speach bullshit.
So are you going to answer, for those of us not mindlessly watching the Xwittershpere

8 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Can't you just search me on X?

No, I don't think we will, cuckTheNaughty

11 hours ago, JosephStang said:

I'm not hiding anything up my ass. I'm educating against the hatred your scorn empowers.

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CucktheNaughty, eh?  That's pretty bold for someone that seems to have cucked themself

4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Iceland, Great Britain, or Portugal. or central-western Africa.

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He is currently locked in a social prison in Britian.  Pretty sure the Jews put him there.

Does the set of all retarded things on surlyhorns contain itself? 

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