July 17, 20187 yr No trailer. It's in Long Beach, CA. https://www.free-boat.com/nearly-free/custom-mini-pirate-ship-8500-long-beach-ca/?lang=en
July 17, 20187 yr No guns? That's gonna be a deal killer. If I ever get a sailing yacht, its gotta at least have a swivel gun. Edited July 17, 20187 yr by NotActuallyALonghorn
July 18, 20187 yr 20 hours ago, Sbbruin said: I would use it to make the comely lasses surrender the booty. “We’re here to commandeer your beer”
July 18, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Sbbruin said: That thing is right near where I keep my boat. May have to go check it out. Start a GoFundMe. We can all kick in and own part of the Surly Pirate Party Boat (for as long as it still floats.)
July 18, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Start a GoFundMe. We can all kick in and own part of the Surly Pirate Party Boat (for as long as it still floats.) but how do we get it to Lake Travis?
July 18, 20187 yr 32 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: but how do we get it to Lake Travis? Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam. I'm in.
July 18, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam. I'm in. Looks like we have a first serious bidder above tree-fiddy!
July 18, 20187 yr 48 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam. I'm in. I am with ya. Or take it to Corpus and plunder Sea aggie? Then we have two ships. Surly fleet ahoy.
July 18, 20187 yr You damned well know that for a 25% cut of the take, the current admin would happily issue broad letters of marque and reprisal. We could then slap some guns on that bad boy and do some REAL piracy, under full protection and authority of the United States. I'm in.
July 19, 20187 yr On 7/18/2018 at 11:37 AM, InkaUtexas said: but how do we get it to Lake Travis? Fedex.
July 19, 20187 yr On 7/18/2018 at 4:34 PM, Brisketexan said: You damned well know that for a 25% cut of the take, the current admin would happily issue broad letters of marque and reprisal. We could then slap some guns on that bad boy and do some REAL piracy, under full protection and authority of the United States. I'm in. I think I finally found the business idea that's going to make me rich. Privateering here I come.
July 19, 20187 yr I’d buy that fucker and rent it out to suburban moms trying to outdo each other on kid birthday parties. $1K for 3 hours and it’d be booked solid on weekends.
July 20, 20187 yr 21 hours ago, CooterBrown said: I’d buy that fucker and rent it out to suburban moms trying to outdo each other on kid birthday parties. $1K for 3 hours and it’d be booked solid on weekends. Plus, you can take the suburban moms below deck and plunder the booty. Win Win.
July 20, 20187 yr I have no sailing experience. Anyone want to join me for a 1 year long cruise around the world?
July 20, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, Nivek said: I have no sailing experience. Anyone want to join me for a 1 year long cruise around the world? In.
July 21, 20187 yr On 7/18/2018 at 9:59 AM, Sbbruin said: That thing is right near where I keep my boat. May have to go check it out. It’s saturday. You going today or sitting on your ass?
July 21, 20187 yr On 7/18/2018 at 11:37 AM, InkaUtexas said: but how do we get it to Lake Travis? I've got an F350 and a flatbed.
July 22, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, RPM said: I've got an F350 and a flatbed. Fuck dude, lets go to Cali and undercut all the canal loving dudes.
July 22, 20187 yr Quote very unique one of a kind ship. Poor usage, but I guess that's to be expected. Also, false. I saw a ship like that tied up a couple of years ago at the Port of Palacios. https://www.facebook.com/pg/palaciospiratefestival/posts/ Edited July 22, 20187 yr by MaybeACoordinator
July 23, 20187 yr That should be listed as- "Nautical-themed mobile home currently located in Long Beach" Have that thing towed to Marina del Rey and re-list it as a "Condo on the Water" along with monthly expenses and you could see that for a lot more than $8,500.
July 23, 20187 yr On 7/21/2018 at 10:56 PM, miguelito said: But I don't want to be a pirate! But you're gonna love Wednesdays.
July 24, 20187 yr On 7/17/2018 at 4:45 AM, 52-80 said: 4 cylinder? pass. its got to have atleast a Hemi.
July 27, 20187 yr Why couldn’t the pirate go to the movie? because it was rated AaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRR Thank you I’ll be here all night
February 23, 20223 yr On 7/17/2018 at 5:24 AM, LongestHorn said: No trailer. It's in Long Beach, CA. https://www.free-boat.com/nearly-free/custom-mini-pirate-ship-8500-long-beach-ca/?lang=en How do we get in contact with you?
February 25, 20223 yr On 7/19/2018 at 12:43 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said: Fedex. Destination is Lake Travis, not Pyle Field.
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.