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4 cylinder?  pass.

 

its got to have atleast a Hemi.

How long to sail that to the Gulf if I use the canal?

prob dont got any hdmi/usb ports either

I would use it to make the comely lasses surrender the booty.

No guns? That's gonna be a deal killer. If I ever get a sailing yacht, its gotta at least have a swivel gun.

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I wonder if it's made out of harrrrrrrd wood?

20 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I would use it to make the comely lasses surrender the booty.

“We’re here to commandeer your beer” 

That thing is right near where I keep my boat.  May have to go check it out.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

That thing is right near where I keep my boat.  May have to go check it out.

Start a GoFundMe. We can all kick in and own part of the Surly Pirate Party Boat (for as long as it still floats.)

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Start a GoFundMe. We can all kick in and own part of the Surly Pirate Party Boat (for as long as it still floats.)

but how do we get it to Lake Travis? 

32 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

but how do we get it to Lake Travis? 

Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam.

I'm in.

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam.

I'm in.

Looks like we have a first serious bidder above tree-fiddy!

48 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam.

I'm in.

I am with ya. Or take it to Corpus and plunder Sea aggie? Then we have two ships. Surly fleet ahoy. 

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You damned well know that for a 25% cut of the take, the current admin would happily issue broad letters of marque and reprisal.  We could then slap some guns on that bad boy and do some REAL piracy, under full protection and authority of the United States.

I'm in.

On 7/18/2018 at 4:34 PM, Brisketexan said:

You damned well know that for a 25% cut of the take, the current admin would happily issue broad letters of marque and reprisal.  We could then slap some guns on that bad boy and do some REAL piracy, under full protection and authority of the United States.

I'm in.

I think I finally found the business idea that's going to make me rich.  Privateering here I come.

I’d buy that fucker and rent it out to suburban moms trying to outdo each other on kid birthday parties. $1K for 3 hours and it’d be booked solid on weekends.

21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I’d buy that fucker and rent it out to suburban moms trying to outdo each other on kid birthday parties. $1K for 3 hours and it’d be booked solid on weekends.

Plus, you can take the suburban moms below deck and plunder the booty. Win Win.

I have no sailing experience.  Anyone want to join me for a 1 year long cruise around the world?  

9 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I have no sailing experience.  Anyone want to join me for a 1 year long cruise around the world?  

In.

On 7/18/2018 at 9:59 AM, Sbbruin said:

That thing is right near where I keep my boat.  May have to go check it out.

It’s saturday.  You going today or sitting on your ass?

On 7/18/2018 at 11:37 AM, InkaUtexas said:

but how do we get it to Lake Travis? 

I've got an F350 and a flatbed.

8 hours ago, RPM said:

I've got an F350 and a flatbed.

Fuck dude, lets go to Cali and undercut all the canal loving dudes. 

 

4 hours ago, miguelito said:

But I don't want to be a pirate!

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That should be listed as- "Nautical-themed mobile home currently located in Long Beach"

Have that thing towed to Marina del Rey and re-list it as a "Condo on the Water" along with monthly expenses and you could see that for a lot more than $8,500.

On 7/21/2018 at 10:56 PM, miguelito said:

But I don't want to be a pirate!

But you're gonna love Wednesdays.

On 7/17/2018 at 4:45 AM, 52-80 said:

4 cylinder?  pass.

 

its got to have atleast a Hemi.

 

Why couldn’t the pirate go to the movie?

because it was rated AaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRR 

Thank you I’ll be here all night

  • 3 years later...

I guess that means the boat is sold

On 7/19/2018 at 12:43 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Fedex.

Destination is Lake Travis, not Pyle Field.

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