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The subtle science and exact art that is choosing the right emoticon.

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When to choose the "like" vs the "hook'em"?

Is the "prepare your anus" a warning or a threat?

Under what conditions can the "fuck you" not be considered an insult? Is such a thing even possible?

"Drool"- Someone explain that one to me please. 

Is the "FAFO" under utilized? Or should it be reserved for truly special circumstances?

 

 

Do whatever you feel in your heart. It's not complicated

I never use hook 'em because I don't use your satanic hand signals. If I do, I'm afraid Taylor Swift will show up and try to vaccinate me.

So Horns up= ‘Peg me?’

It's never felt right giving posts that I like hook 'ems, but the alternative is littering a site full of you assholes with a bunch of hearts.

On 2/21/2024 at 4:55 PM, Brian Fantana said:

I never use hook 'em because I don't use your satanic hand signals. If I do, I'm afraid Taylor Swift will show up and try to vaccinate me.

I wish Taylor Swift would show up to vaccinate me. 

Edited by Neonmoon

i use the drool for food porn and porn porn.  most of the time i use hook 'em because it's easy.

20 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I never use hook 'em because I don't use your satanic hand signals. If I do, I'm afraid Taylor Swift will show up and try to vaccinate me.

 

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I wish Taylor Swift would should up to vaccinate me. 

The cabal actually sends Jackson Mahomes to do the forced vaxs.

16 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It's never felt right giving posts that I like hook 'ems, but the alternative is littering a site full of you assholes with a bunch of hearts.

I didn’t use horns-up for a long time because I am not a Texas graduate. And then I thought “Fuck these fucking fucks” so now I use it as a + rep. 

similarly, i don't usually give 🤘 to those i know aren't Texas grads. 

I use the FAFO pretty much all the time because it's the best

I usually use Homer because that's my favorite, but if someone has already given Homer, I'll pick something else because I get a lot of stupid pleasure out of seeing the emoticon bar under a post stretched way out.  Like, this nearly made it move: image.png.8b0ac6fbe776be613701c18c85454906.png

Should middle finger be replaced with horns down?

On 2/26/2024 at 12:52 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Should middle finger be replaced with horns down?

Hellllll no, never put your horns down. 

Also, I still think we need an either eye roll emoji or a WTF emoji, which could be either of these memes 

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or a simple 

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Edited by Neonmoon

No new emojis until we get rid of some. Start by axing "prepare your anus" and "fafo" because those make no damn sense. 

31 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

No new emojis until we get rid of some. Start by axing "prepare your anus" and "fafo" because those make no damn sense. 

FAFO is extremely relevant lol. Prepare your anus could go tho, we should let NowThis rest in peace 

a miniaturized version of this would be useful

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On 2/21/2024 at 3:11 PM, safe sex said:

Do whatever you feel in your heart. It's not complicated

Star Wars Disney Plus GIF by Disney+

On 3/4/2024 at 5:44 AM, Captainant said:

FAFO is extremely relevant lol. Prepare your anus could go tho, we should let NowThis rest in peace 

Motion to replace PYA bastardized Ewok emoji with 

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23 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

As long as we don’t have neg rep comments it doesn’t really matter what emoticon is used

I miss rep commentary. 

  • 4 weeks later...
On 3/10/2024 at 7:01 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

As long as we don’t have neg rep comments it doesn’t really matter what emoticon is used

which is why my posreps are often one which hasn't been given

On 2/25/2024 at 4:10 PM, Beau Vine said:

I usually use Homer because that's my favorite, but if someone has already given Homer, I'll pick something else because I get a lot of stupid pleasure out of seeing the emoticon bar under a post stretched way out.  Like, this nearly made it move: image.png.8b0ac6fbe776be613701c18c85454906.png

Negged for The Cycle.  Or the Reputation Straight.

On 3/12/2024 at 10:09 AM, Willfully Horn said:

FAFO looked strong out of the gate, but prepare your anus is leading on the home stretch.

Now if we could just get that icon cleaned up:

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Edited by Bullneck

I like to neg for the cycle, I’ll ad a pos rep elsewhere.  Homer for food. 
 

No hook ‘em since I’m not a Horn. So I give out hearts and it’s not weird unless you make it weird. 

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