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Kamala Harris 2024 - If you've got something to say, say it to my face

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22 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Back on his knees like a good aggy

I didn't realize aggy gave the sheep BJs till you came around

How does Trumps dick taste?

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  • Last night, 44,000 black women participated in a historic zoom call during which 1.6 million was raised in 2 hours for the Harris campaign. Tonight, I participated in the black men’s version of the sa

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    [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] what a dumb fuck.

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    Well, how much of a shitstorm did you and your ilk raise about Trump being a womanizer? Here we’ve got Kamala Harris who is WELL known for sleeping with married men while working her way through a pol

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41 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Sick burn? God damn at least be entertaining with your insanity. 

Icono/Macklemore is way more fun 😆

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33 minutes ago, elguapo said:

How does Trumps dick taste?

Like Ivanka?

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I suppose it is something of a valid point that she was not even hardly in contention in the Democratic Primary in 2020. 

Eh, barely. Matchups make fights and when you look at then vs now it is barely comparable.

1.) The Democratic primary electorate is not the general electorate. 

2.) She is running against Donald Trump as opposed to the full Democratic bench.

3.) She has since been elected to and served a term in the office of Vice President of the United States

4.) She is a woman and the political landscape for women has, uh, changed quite a bit since 2020. Yes, I think a lot of people intellectually knew it would by then (many did not though), but seeing Dobbs actually happen was something else entirely.

5.) Prosecutorial background was a tough rap in 2020. The zeitgeist on law and order has regressed to the mean since then; and again, she is running against convicted felon Donald Trump.

Joe Biden was a terrible presidential candidate until he wasn't. Same for Donald Trump. Just like every championship team in sports benefits from luck over the course of a season, simply being in the right place in the right time is a major element of a successful presidential campaign. I don't know whether or not that will ultimately be the case for Harris but we've clearly seen enough to say that she might be the right person, in the right position, at the right time to win this election.

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If Gov Tim Walz is the pick, I think he will do great. I watched a few interviews of him and other candidates this week, and I do like him a lot. Perusing his twitter feed there is a lot of really positive stuff that will resonate with many voters:

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

With that said your Russian dossier hoax was proven to be run by your lords and masters.

Again. The Steele Dossier is as relevant to the multiple convictions and guilty pleas obtained by the Mueller Investigation as Juanita Broaddrick contradicting her public statements to law enforcement is to Clinton's impeachment (or, for that matter, some alleged shady land deal in Arkansas). 

5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

You people fucking suck ass through the world's largest straw.....

Watching Trumpers squirm and whine has been a blast. They're scared shitless of the big bad black lady who's gonna defeat their orange demigod. 

Woke up this morning to see Barack and Michelle Obama giving Kamala their endorsement…via a phone call? Backstage after a rally? Okay. Seemed sort of anticlimactic. They couldn’t have at least timed the call for when she was on stage at the rally?

At least it was Friday morning and not Friday night. But I expected a more high profile staging of the announcement. Surely they didn’t allow their hand to be forced by the rumor mongering from the right about Obama’s feelings regarding Kamala as a candidate. Maybe they just wanted to get it out there before everyone’s attention turned to the Olympics. Or maybe I’m just way overthinking it. That’s a possibility too. 

Back on his knees like a good aggy

I didn't realize aggy gave the sheep BJs till you came around

That hangover gonna hit like hell when you wake up today.
12 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

But it's entirely different in this election, "she's a cop" is a benefit because she's going up a goddamn felon.

I’m pretty sure she’ll have an underling do that

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

You people fucking suck ass through the world's largest straw.....

Cry more bitch

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Back on his knees like a good aggy

I didn't realize aggy gave the sheep BJs till you came around

Drink the Kool aid already you coward.

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

No dickbag she made her way being Montel's sidepiece.  For fucks sake keep up you aggy simp.  Keep your knee pads on for the dildo slurpers on this site LOL

BTW how did that quaccine work out you obedience worshipping fuckface

Calm down

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

No dickbag she made her way being Montel's sidepiece.  For fucks sake keep up you aggy simp.  Keep your knee pads on for the dildo slurpers on this site LOL

BTW how did that quaccine work out you obedience worshipping fuckface

I'm joining the neg fest, Sport. You will lie about your non-support of Trump. You will republish lies. You will not make a single good-faith argument. You're a bot, a Russian, or a particularly enthusiastic amateur operative. You're an embarrassment to the deplorables--well, I guess not since they will cheer you. You personify them.

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So lately the biggest dig is that Kamala at one point dated Montel Williams.  So what you are telling me, is that of all the horrible things to do in your life,either personally or professionally, dating Montel Williams is just a bridge too far.  

Meanwhile, their guy is a convicted fraudster, felon, rapist, draft dodging, abortion financing, traitor.  But that Montel Williams, just too much.  

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

No dickbag she made her way being Montel's sidepiece.  For fucks sake keep up you aggy simp.  Keep your knee pads on for the dildo slurpers on this site LOL

BTW how did that quaccine work out you obedience worshipping fuckface

Exactly how did Montel Williams advance her political career?  Also, why sidepiece?  He was unmarried at the time.

Also, no one here really ever gave a shit about the dossier except the amusing part about the pee tapes.

There's a shit ton of evidence that Trump wittingly and unwittingly received assistance from Russia.

Your takes are so breathtakingly "alternative."  Who exactly is obedient here?  Who is slurping dildos?

Ah, the typical Trump voters, always living in the past. 

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

LOL nice job

She's sort of irresistable when she looks straight at your with a smile.

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It's a damn shame to see all the hope and excitement built up over the past week come crashing down because of Montel Williams.  Back to being depressed about the election.

Just now, South Austin said:

It's a damn shame to see all the hope and excitement built up over the past week come crashing down because of Montel Williams.  Back to being depressed about the election.

I think it has to do with the Car Shield commercials, they are in fact a crime against humanity.  

7 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Eh, barely. Matchups make fights and when you look at then vs now it is barely comparable.

1.) The Democratic primary electorate is not the general electorate. 

2.) She is running against Donald Trump as opposed to the full Democratic bench.

3.) She has since been elected to and served a term in the office of Vice President of the United States

4.) She is a woman and the political landscape for women has, uh, changed quite a bit since 2020. Yes, I think a lot of people intellectually knew it would by then (many did not though), but seeing Dobbs actually happen was something else entirely.

5.) Prosecutorial background was a tough rap in 2020. The zeitgeist on law and order has regressed to the mean since then; and again, she is running against convicted felon Donald Trump.

Joe Biden was a terrible presidential candidate until he wasn't. Same for Donald Trump. Just like every championship team in sports benefits from luck over the course of a season, simply being in the right place in the right time is a major element of a successful presidential campaign. I don't know whether or not that will ultimately be the case for Harris but we've clearly seen enough to say that she might be the right person, in the right position, at the right time to win this election.

I did say "suppose it is something of a valid point."  That's not exactly a ringing endorsement of the handcruser position.

One other thing about political experience as a DA or AG.  Yes, it is an elected position and requires some political savvy.  But, in another sense, the job(s) have more "measurables" than most political offices (at least until recently, when the notion of "progressive prosecutor" became tenable, and the rise of AG offices in promoting a hard right agenda, see, e.g. Missouri and Texas) in the form of budget, conviction rate, etc. So people weren't voting in wholly partisan fashion, and certainly not in Cali.

You raise valider points.

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So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda?

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I mean, it's one thing to cheat on your first wife with the woman who would become your second wife, cheat on her with the woman who would become your third wife, and cheat on her with a porn star, but when a single woman dates a single Montel Williams, that's just too much.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, it's one thing to cheat on your first wife with the woman who would become your second wife, cheat on her with the woman who would become your third wife, and cheat on her with a porn star, but when a single woman dates a single Montel Williams, that's just too much.

Well don't forget, Mr. Alpha himself also got cucked by Marla Maples with Michael Bolton, allegedly.  

Is Montel Williams that bad?  Yeah he had a shitty tv show but who cares.  He graduated from the Naval Academy and served for ~20 years and supports vets.

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Well don't forget, Mr. Alpha himself also got cucked by Marla Maples with Michael Bolton, allegedly.  

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Edit:  dammit, jimmyjazz

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23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It's a damn shame to see all the hope and excitement built up over the past week come crashing down because of Montel Williams.  Back to being depressed about the election.

I'm withholding judgment until I find out whether she fucked Maury Povich.

It's going to be great when six-time bankrupt failed businessman Donald Trump loses to a black woman. 

After that, I wonder if Republicans will reconsider their strategy of nominating simpleton fucking losers. Maybe next time try picking someone who's had some type of success at life other than being a reality TV game show host. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm withholding judgment until I find out whether she fucked Maury Povich Rosie O'Donnell.

Ew.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm withholding judgment until I find out whether she fucked Maury Povich.

That would restore my hope and excitement for her campaign as well.

 

29 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kamala is a bad candidate. I don't like her voice. If I close my eyes and listen to her talk it bothers me. Unelectable. (Parody)

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I was going to put this in one of your three new threads that are exactly the same, but I read the rules and I can’t use this gif

Did I mention you posted three identical threads?

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And they’re all stupid. It’s so TexAgs 

I wonder if adopting language like

"When they say DEI, we know what they mean."

"We know what they mean when they say a woman didn't earn a position they covet. They mean that a woman can't."

I thought earlier about, "When you hear DEI they're thinking n-word," but it's too direct. I like for the n-word reference to happen in the mind of the listener.

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I wonder if adopting language like

"When they say DEI, we know what they mean."

"We know what they mean when they say a woman didn't earn a position they covet. They mean that a woman can't."

I thought earlier about, "When you hear DEI they're thinking n-word," but it's too direct. I like for the n-word reference to happen in the mind of the listener.

Someone is gonna say it. 

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

So lately the biggest dig is that Kamala at one point dated Montel Williams.  So what you are telling me, is that of all the horrible things to do in your life,either personally or professionally, dating Montel Williams is just a bridge too far.  

Meanwhile, their guy is a convicted fraudster, felon, rapist, draft dodging, abortion financing, traitor.  But that Montel Williams, just too much.  

Now imagine if Harris had five kids with three different people.

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15 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Didn’t see it posted. Kamala released her first campaign ad.

 

That’s dope.

She hit my issue. Healthcare (insulin) is too expensive. Biden helped the olds. Now help the 20 something single mom with the 6 year old with type 1 diabetes.

This has been my issue since hillary shone a light on it in the 90’s and the republicans demonized her for it. Fuck you, republicans: then, now, and forever.

1 minute ago, GenXer said:

She hit my issue. Healthcare (insulin) is too expensive.

Look at a lot of MAGA voters and it should be their issue as well.  Hell, those old fat fuck white Wisconsin women on MSNBC earlier this week are probably all on insulin.  But they're Trumpies, so Kamala Harris could give out free and unlimited insulin and they'd still never vote for her.

Just now, South Austin said:

Look at a lot of MAGA voters and it should be their issue as well.  Hell, those old fat fuck white Wisconsin women on MSNBC earlier this week are probably all on insulin.  But they're Trumpies, so Kamala Harris could give out free and unlimited insulin and they'd still never vote for her.

FYI - I’m a type 1. My issue isn’t due to fat. It’s due to god hating me and making my pancreas stop working.

Just now, GenXer said:

FYI - I’m a type 1. My issue isn’t due to fat. It’s due to god hating me and making my pancreas stop working.

Sorry for your loss.  Thoughts and prayers.

43 minutes ago, immamac said:

Someone is gonna say it. 

I'm fucking shocked it hasn't already happened.  

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

It's going to be great when six-time bankrupt failed businessman Donald Trump loses to a black woman. 

After that, I wonder if Republicans will reconsider their strategy of nominating simpleton fucking losers. Maybe next time try picking someone who's had some type of success at life other than being a reality TV game show host. 

They have a math problem, though. Without the loonies they will be out of power nationally for a decade at least. That's why they embraced them in the first place. Assume the real deal MAGA loonies are 20% of Republican voters...if they stay home there's no path to victory. It's why they're selling out so hard on the anti-democratic stuff now. They're like a sports team at the end of a championship roster window. 

35 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Look at a lot of MAGA voters and it should be their issue as well.  Hell, those old fat fuck white Wisconsin women on MSNBC earlier this week are probably all on insulin.  But they're Trumpies, so Kamala Harris could give out free and unlimited insulin and they'd still never vote for her.

Trump would take credit for it and they’d believe him. He’d blame their diabetes on the radical left Democrats and they’d believe that too. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Someone is gonna say it. 

I had a dream last night that Trump did in the debate.  Kamala eviscerated him and he got so mad, he said it. 

29 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump would take credit for it and they’d believe him. He’d blame their diabetes on the radical left Democrats and they’d believe that too. 

At the debate, Trump said he was the one who lowered the cost of insulin. So this checks out.

12 hours ago, Pimphand said:

No dickbag she made her way being Montel's sidepiece.  For fucks sake keep up you aggy simp.  Keep your knee pads on for the dildo slurpers on this site LOL

BTW how did that quaccine work out you obedience worshipping fuckface

how are you here, weren't sUNsPoTS supposed to wipe out global communications and send us back to stone age a few months ago?

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