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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

What is this 1873?

With the amount of people who reject any immunizations, yeah pretty much.  Yellow fever out front shoulda told ya. 

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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

What is this 1873?

One question for you.  What benefit or positive gain do you think voting for the GOP will get you?  Name just one thing. Can you do that?

12 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

One question for you.  What benefit or positive gain do you think voting for the GOP will get you?  Name just one thing. Can you do that?

This isn’t CR

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7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

This isn’t CR

Punted on first down, ya did.   Congrats.  Giant pussy.  You asked if this was 1873, was that a troll?  Yes, it was. You are incapable of answering simple questions.  A simple man of the land.   A..  you’re a troll, a moron or worse. Answer my question. 

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4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Punted on first down, ya did.   Congrats.  Giant pussy.  You asked if this was 1873, was that a troll?  Yes, it was. You are incapable of answering simple questions.  A simple man of the land.   A..  you’re a troll, a moron or worse. Answer my question. 

How drunk are you?

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9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

How drunk are you?

The issue is a sober you is more dangerous than a drunker Otis.  You are the problem.  You evaded the question.  Answer it you coward.  

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

@Incredulity  explain to us how voting for the GOP helps you out?  Simple fucking question.  

How many people are in the room?

 

 

any pink elephants yet?

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@immamac sorry, I probably dragged this into cr territory.  But read the thread.  This jackass wants to hide behind mama’s skirt and not have to answer for shit.  He’s a pussy.  Here he is now trying to fix it.  Yeah, I have pink elephants galore.  Sigh.  

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

@immamac sorry, I probably dragged this into cr territory.  But read the thread.  This jackass wants to hide behind mama’s skirt and not have to answer for shit.  He’s a pussy.  Here he is now trying to fix it.  Yeah, I have pink elephants galore.  Sigh.  

God, I admire you.

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

God, I admire you.

Thanks, I guess.  The graveyard of humanity is littered with such admiration.  

19 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The issue is a sober you is more dangerous than a drunker Otis

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You never did answer the fucking question though, and you never will, because you can’t.  

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You never did answer the fucking question though, and you never will, because you can’t.  

Well of course I can’t, we’re not in the CR.  But you’re too drunk to remember that.

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Well of course I can’t, we’re not in the CR.  But you’re too drunk to remember that.

Cop out, nope, you are too dumb to answer a simple question.   Instead you deflect.   You wear Velcro shoes, I’m guessing.  Probably adult diapers too, like your idol?  

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Cop out, nope, you are too dumb to answer a simple question.   Instead you deflect.   You wear Velcro shoes, I’m guessing.  Probably adult diapers too, like your idol?  

What was the question again?

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Can’t answer a question, has to genuflect to master.  Yep, that’s @Incredulity   Can’t even answer.  What a disappointment.  

You’ve forgotten the question, haven’t you?

Do you want me to have it read back to you?

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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

What was the question again?

How does the GOP help you out? Come on, man you can’t redirect me like that.   I asked you, plainly, to explain how voting GOP helps you out as opposed to either not voting or voting Biden. If you misunderstood that then you’re more of a moron than I thought.  It’s a simple question.  You can’t answer it.  

Tread OGs on fisting watch. Surly Fam, protect these ‘ol hos from the devil inside they 

I doubt @incredulity is motivated by anything MAGA can do for him. It's likely more about MAGA making sure those people get less. Or he just needs a warrior against the woke. Truly those are the only possible motivations. 

MAGA men are not afraid to call a spade a spade…

7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

How does the GOP help you out? Come on, man you can’t redirect me like that.   I asked you, plainly, to explain how voting GOP helps you out as opposed to either not voting or voting Biden. If you misunderstood that then you’re more of a moron than I thought.  It’s a simple question.  You can’t answer it.  

It’s a mosaic really, and I would mostly start here. 

The Holonomic Toroid. Summary: A 3d Real Local Hidden Variable Theory with one force. It overcomes Bell’s inequalities with Bohmian style locality by mediating FTL information without energy using a spinning ring.

 

Description: Each electron/proton is a ring. The ring is pure velocity. The velocity is the substance and the motion. The only law is like attracts and unlike repels. The ring spins at light speed. The energy spins in the circumference as it twists in the cross-section. These two velocities create the electric and magnetic force effects. The ring is at equilibrium when the attractive force generated by the twist in the cross section counteracts the repulsive force generated by the spin in the circumference.

April, May, June, December.  All the rest have peanut butter, except for Grandma, because she rides an electric bike.

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

It’s a mosaic really, and I would mostly start here. 

The Holonomic Toroid. Summary: A 3d Real Local Hidden Variable Theory with one force. It overcomes Bell’s inequalities with Bohmian style locality by mediating FTL information without energy using a spinning ring.

 

Description: Each electron/proton is a ring. The ring is pure velocity. The velocity is the substance and the motion. The only law is like attracts and unlike repels. The ring spins at light speed. The energy spins in the circumference as it twists in the cross-section. These two velocities create the electric and magnetic force effects. The ring is at equilibrium when the attractive force generated by the twist in the cross section counteracts the repulsive force generated by the spin in the circumference.

I mean, say what you will about the tenents of @fattyflattie's authoritarianism, at least it's an ethos

22 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I mean, say what you will about the tenents of @fattyflattie's authoritarianism, at least it's an ethos

Better not let Joey Stang know your defiance of the Holomonic Toroid

8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I doubt @incredulity is motivated by anything MAGA can do for him. It's likely more about MAGA making sure those people get less. Or he just needs a warrior against the woke. Truly those are the only possible motivations. 

While I haven't ever stated I am voting GOP or not.  The biggest single thing voting GOP could do for me is a bunch of people that I fucking loathe have sworn they will be leaving the United States if the GOP wins so.

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But they all whined the same shit in 2016 and yet still are around so...

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What the fuck is this thread?
The further enshitification of the enshitification thread
1 minute ago, elfenix said:
8 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:
What the fuck is this thread?

The further enshitification of the enshitification thread

If you like your enshitificaiton you can keep your enshitification.

11 hours ago, immamac said:

this thread has so much potential. 

uhh, yeah, no.

posting effectively on Shaggy is not that hard, yet somehow posters manage to fuck it up.

 

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

uhh, yeah, no.

posting effectively on Shaggy is not that hard, yet somehow posters manage to fuck it up.

 

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I feel like someone dropped a flaming bag of shit on the front porch of the CR.
 

Great, now I have it on my shoes.

2 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I feel like someone dropped a flaming bag of shit on the front porch of the CR.
 

Great, now I have it on my shoes.

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It actually is a simple question even if the start of the thread is mystifying until you read down a little.

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