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Texas should count on QB swap next week. UM will start the super mobile dude as in past that has given Texas fits 

7 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Texas should count on QB swap next week. UM will start the super mobile dude as in past that has given Texas fits 

Jalen Milroe and Jalen Hurts were triple the QB that dude will ever hope to be, and we did fine against them. That was a different coach and different era. We're going to push the shit in of that Big 10 offense and then run our speed all over them when we get it.

I have degrees from both schools, so fuck any bias talk. Told a buddy Texas 38-17 after watching both spring games, but after what I’ve seen this week, Texas is stomping a mud hole, 41-7.

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I have degrees from both schools, so fuck any bias talk. Told a buddy Texas 38-17 after watching both spring games, but after what I’ve seen this week, Texas is stomping a mud hole, 41-7.

Michigan fans seem to be very concerned about their QB play and their O-Line. Our defense should feast against them. Michigan has an okay DLine and a solid secondary, but as long as we don't stub our own toe over and over again, Texas should be in great shape to leave the big house with a W

If this is the level they're trotting into next game with Michigan should prepare their cornholes

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Michigan fans seem to be very concerned about their QB play and their O-Line. Our defense should feast against them. Michigan has an okay DLine and a solid secondary, but as long as we don't stub our own toe over and over again, Texas should be in great shape to leave the big house with a W

Michigan’s defensive personnel is really good, but I have doubts about Wink Martindale’s style in the college game, especially against an experienced Ewers and Sark. They have two top 2 rounds DTs, a draft able edge, two draftable LBs, a draft able safety, and a 1st round corner. It will be as talented a defense as we’ll see all year, but blitzing more than 50% against Sark’s calls with our offensive line is foolish. We’ll get plenty of chances too because that offense isn’t going to do shit with either of these QBs.

”My kingdom, my kingdom for Cam Ward.”

- Sherone Moore right now

Michigan is really bad. We should win handily. They might be able to keep it close to halftime. But even that seems unlikely based on what I am seeing right now. They suck. 

Fuck Michigan. 

True but fuck Ohio 1,000x

Game one of the season and they have the little stickers all over the back of their hamlets.  So I guess they give out stickers for practice?  I mean really practice?  

I can almost but guarantee Michigans QBs will look like Chris Leak and Tim Tebow next week 

never fails 

I think Michigan might be playing down to their competition some.  Fresno show flashes on offense but really, they are out gunned in this game.  

Is Michigan trying to trick us with this walk-on QB business?

13 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

They look pretty bad so far if they play like this next week we win big

They’re not gonna play like this. Don’t even worry about it 

Fresno within a score in the 4th

You know our boys are watching this and I don’t want them to get lulled. A different Michigan will be there next week.  Keep our heads down and dominate. 

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Not this year. Our defense is revamped, rested, tan, and ready to butt fuck a team of chubby chasers. 

Applewhite is at Michigan?

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Interception for TD seals the win for BLUE.

They lead 30-10 with only 3mins left in 4th

2 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

Applewhite is at Michigan?

Which reminds me...is Vic Macky making the trip to Ann Arbor, I wonder? It's an all you can chase buffet up there. 

1 hour ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Game one of the season and they have the little stickers all over the back of their hamlets.  So I guess they give out stickers for practice?  I mean really practice?  

Some stickers carry on from season to season.  

9 minutes ago, GoBlue2023 said:

Some stickers carry on from season to season.  

Ok I was wondering thanks for the info

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Which reminds me...is Vic Macky making the trip to Ann Arbor, I wonder? It's an all you can chase buffet up there. 

Don't have to chase them very far either. 

As a Michigan guy, I have no clue if we were not opening up the playbook or our QBs really suck that badly.

I think it may be both. Good news is we have a few god-level players on the defense with good players throughout. I share the same concerns as the poster above, about whether Martindale's schemes will work well in college, especially if Sark runs a lot of crossers and other man beaters (pause) against blitzes with man behind them.

Either way, can ride the high from last season for another season or two! I'm sure it was the same for you guys after the magical Vince year.

1 hour ago, choripan said:

Either way, can ride the high from last season for another season or two! I'm sure it was the same for you guys after the magical Vince year.

Maybe? Colt McCoy threw 3 TDs in our 1st game post-VY  

Hoping for a great game. Hope everyone attending loves the big house and go blue!

I’ll be there. Bring on the 65 degree weather, the fat chicks, and whatever else you get in Ann Arbor.

The horns are coming in ready to go. Saturday will be a good day.

2 hours ago, B00M said:

Maybe? Colt McCoy threw 3 TDs in our 1st game post-VY  

Which was a home loss to eventual national champion, #1 Ohio State, mind you.  I was at DKR for that one as I was for pretty much every home game between 1994 and 2018.  I remember feeling life after Vince just wasn’t good enough for top competition, but, as you alluded to, the good vibes from Colt McCoy were immediate in that game 1 

We played someone before ohio that year

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