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2025-2026 Boston Red Sox Off-season Thread: Please Breslow, Money Gun Go Brrrr

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42 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

There go my hopes and dreams for this season. 

Nah, we got this. Fuck NY. 

Right now, we have to be thankful for every positive.

Just now, Mittens said:

Right now, we have to be thankful for every positive.

3 back from Toronto. We have 1 series with them and the dodgers. Detroit or Tampa are the ones that will fuck us. 

 

This is good shit.  Wonder if the kid in the Longhorn tshirt is related/connected to him.

 

Not for nothing, but remember when I said to bring up all the kids and let them cook?

 

  • 2 weeks later...
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They're going to do it - FAFO - aren't they? 

Cleveland has:

  • 4 at Minnesota, who are already eliminated
  • 3 vs. Detroit, who they just swept, yet 1st place AL Central
  • 3 vs. Texas, who is basically eliminated

Boston has:

  • 3 at Tampa, who is all but eliminated
  • 3 at Toronto, 1st place AL East
  • 3 vs. Detroit, 1st place AL Central

One team is reeling, one team is on a tear.

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I can't believe how hard I'm going to take not making the playoffs, after giving up on this team 4 months ago.

Just now, Mittens said:

I can't believe how hard I'm going to take not making the playoffs, after giving up on this team 4 months ago.

Losing Anthony.... Have a no shit Cy Young pitcher (yeah, I know he is second), but DAMN.... 

A young team. Lots of fuck ups early in the season. 

But still. Fuck the Yankees. 

Me if we fought so hard all season only to miss the playoffs:

Kicking GIFs | Tenor

This is just a completely different team when Anthony is in the lineup.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

That was a nice win last night. Fuck Toronto. Snow Yankees. 

Need 3 more wins with the Astros losing a couple and we can try to set up a postseason rotation.

Looks like we can clinch a playoff spot tonight!

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14 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Great win. 

 

3 hours ago, txhorns said:

Looks like we can clinch a playoff spot tonight!

I need to talk more shit about how this team is going to FAFO and miss the playoffs. The reverse psychology is working!

10 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

I need to talk more shit about how this team is going to FAFO and miss the playoffs. The reverse psychology is working!

We winning this shit. 

37 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

I need to talk more shit about how this team is going to FAFO and miss the playoffs. The reverse psychology is working!

You're right.  We probably lose the rest of our games and miss the playoffs.

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck the Yankees. 

 

Indeed!

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English can be difficult

Very cool

 

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Love that we made the playoffs but it sucks that we won’t even win a game in them.  Zero chance of getting a win.

1 minute ago, txhorns said:

Love that we made the playoffs but it sucks that we won’t even win a game in them.  Zero chance of getting a win.

Bullshit. We got this. 

So impressed w/ Garret Crochet.  I'm trying to think of the last pitcher we brought in that produced like him...Josh Beckett?

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Alright, young gun (Early, 23 y/o, fifth-ever MLB appearance, 1-2, 2.33 ERA) in the biggest game of his life thus far against another young, albeit, more experienced pitcher (Schlittler, 24, 4-3 in only 14 career starts, 2.96 ERA) for the (fuck the) Yankees.

Gonna need some runs tonight.

Let's fucking do this, Sox.

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Bullshit that all 3 games are played at NYY.  I'd be feeling overconfident if this game was at Fenway tonight, even w/ the rookie pitching.

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Bullshit that all 3 games are played at NYY.  I'd be feeling overconfident if this game was at Fenway tonight, even w/ the rookie pitching.

Agreed. Not sure why a wild card team is awarded such an advantage. I get two of three for the higher seed, but three of three is total BS.

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15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Win more. 

Probably would have if Anthony didn't get hurt. Or if they could reliably beat the damn A's. 

If I’m not mistaken you’re the first team to win game 1 of a WC series and go on to lose it. Congrats on history!

If I’m not mistaken you’re the first team to win game 1 of a WC series and go on to lose it. Congrats on history!

04. You really want to talk stats? History? Congrats. Pitcher was amazing

But foooooccckkkkk off. Don’t you have a Yankees thread?

I'm excited about next year.  Tons of young arms.  Casas coming back.  A full year of Anthony.  As chaotic as this year was, they figured it out and made the playoffs, and that's something to build on for sure.  

Yoshida won’t be back for you guys next year right? Dude was a complete thorn all series

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35 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yoshida won’t be back for you guys next year right? Dude was a complete thorn all series

They'd have to trade him/dump his contract. He's signed through the 2027 season. That being said, I do not think it's likely he stays in Boston that long.

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This one hurts.  Maybe my favorite underrated Red Sox player ever?

Late summer before my senior year, a couple of us make a run down to Fenway for an afternoon game before school starts.  We're on the left field line where the wall goes up to meet the Green Monster.  We all dipped at the time and had realized as we were walking in that no one had a can.  Gator is shagging flies out there and as he finishes up, he's bullshitting w/ some of the other guys, pulls out his Copenhagen and drops a lippah in.  My boy Eddie immediately shouts "Gatah!  Throw me yah can!" and goddamn if Gatah doesn't take a step or two our way and frisbee that can of cope right up to us.  We were in HEAVEN!!  

Godspeed Gator - you were a real one.

 

 

 

The lineup of my HS years.  Goddamn I loved that team.

 

Yep. OK, so what are the moves the Sox need to make this off season? 

1- A true #2 starter. 

2- DH? 

3- And please fucking stay healthy. No stupid shit guys. (Applies to the Team and the few of us on this site.)

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