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#351
Just now, Anastasis said:

I think I gave it a fair hearing in context. 

Yes if you ignore all the content and context and boil it down to a number of seconds.

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#353
1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Why are the ladies wearing white? 

Support of women's rights.

#354
10 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Is he losing steam?

this guy? he's fucking killing it but i guess he stuttered a few times or something

#356
1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yes if you ignore all the content and context and boil it down to a number of seconds.

How many seconds were spent on that topic?

#357
1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Why are the ladies wearing white? 

Because their bodies aren't even their own anymore.

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#358
When you're a waitress at K.K.K. Fridays

 

#359
4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Why are the ladies wearing white? 

Because they're all upiddy and such......

 

/Republicans

#360
24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Acknowledging you've lost the narrative in real time.

Everybody knows he’s doped up. They have to load him up for big moments. If they did this everyday he’d die. Might’ve overdone it a touch tonight though. 

#362

Brilliant! Hell of a job Biden. 
 

Just awesome 

#365
Just now, Boss Hogg said:

Everybody knows he’s doped up. They have to load him up for big moments. If they did this everyday he’d die. Might’ve overdone it a touch tonight though. 

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#368
14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I have never hit a woman in my life, but I would like to blast MTG with a three-piece combo.

You mean eat a three piece chicken combo then later pull down your pants and shit blast her?

#369

I feel like he only faltered when he let MTG and the howling monkeys knock him off his speech. That was pretty damn strong. 

#370
2 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Everybody knows he’s doped up. They have to load him up for big moments. If they did this everyday he’d die. Might’ve overdone it a touch tonight though. 

Feel free to support this statement with anything other than your wish casting .

Meanwhile we have actual reporting and documentation that the Trump White House was more drugged up from the personal pharmacy than spring break in Bangkok. 

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#371
2 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Everybody knows he’s doped up. They have to load him up for big moments. If they did this everyday he’d die. Might’ve overdone it a touch tonight though. 

 

Nah....

They just gave him good coke that wasn't cut.

Sucks to be a poor and so jealous that you can't get that industrial grade booger sugar like the leader of the free world.

#372
1 minute ago, Boss Hogg said:

Everybody knows he’s doped up. They have to load him up for big moments. If they did this everyday he’d die. Might’ve overdone it a touch tonight though. 

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#374
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This SOTU made me rock fucking hard. 

Jesus. Yall are weird. 

#375

A lot of Republicans are angry that Biden's not the feeble old man they make him out to be. 

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#377

Pete Buttigieg 2020 Race GIF
 

The next few days send this guy to fox and rest of cable tv shows 

#379
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Feel free to support this sternest with anything other than your wish casting .

Meanwhile we have actual reporting and documentation that the Trump White House was more drugged up from the personal pharmacy than spring break in Bangkok. 

Which White House had cocaine baggies left out?

#380

cnn asking the important question: did biden meet the moment?

the other fucking guy is a clown who pisses his pants on the regular also this too old shit allows biden to counterpunch and he's a great fucking puncher 

#381
3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i want whatever lasix they gave the president

Uh, more likely there was a diaper involved. 

 

That's not a dig, that is just real life dealing with 80+ year olds; 

#383
Sen. Katie Britt, the youngest woman in the Senate, is set to deliver a stinging election-year critique of President Joe Biden in the Republican rebuttal to his State of the Union address. https://t.co/Vy3N4ecnkf

 

#385
4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I feel like he only faltered when he let MTG and the howling monkeys knock him off his speech. That was pretty damn strong. 

Seemed like the only times he wavered was when they jumped in to derail. 

May not bode well for debates, but I also think that there is basically close to zero chance that any debates go off. 

#386
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

W?  Probably Clinton too. 

It was actually Biden’s. 
 

Good speech overall. 

 

"I will always be President for all Americans, including you sons of bitches I've been screaming at for the last hour."

 

#387

i mean If we can't make old men on horse racing stimulant jokes during this entire election cycle then i ask you sir, IS THIS STILL AMERICA

#389
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:
Sen. Katie Britt, the youngest woman in the Senate, is set to deliver a stinging election-year critique of President Joe Biden in the Republican rebuttal to his State of the Union address. https://t.co/Vy3N4ecnkf

 

Fine Af. 
 

#390
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
Sen. Katie Britt, the youngest woman in the Senate, is set to deliver a stinging election-year critique of President Joe Biden in the Republican rebuttal to his State of the Union address. https://t.co/Vy3N4ecnkf

 

 

I'm not going to listen to her...

But I would entertain some wine, a nice dinner, and a rumble in the sack.

We'll keep the conversation to movies, hobbies, and travel.

No need to muck up the evening with politics.

I've already popped the blue pill so no need to ruin it.

#391
Just now, 'stache said:

That was good. I’m gruntled.

I was not expecting super aggressive Joe. Overall, good speech which surpassed my expectations.  Its not going to change my mind that he's too old for the gig, but that doesnt really matter because I would vote for Joe's diaper before I'd vote for that orange shitbag. USA! USA! USA!

#392
9 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

The drug cocktail team should’ve stopped at one adderall. The extra half is putting him on tilt. 

I think you're confused. Or is that projection?

 

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#393
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Seemed like the only times he wavered was when they jumped in to derail. 

May not bode well for debates, but I also think that there is basically close to zero chance that any debates go off. 

There won’t be debates. 

#394
1 minute ago, Boss Hogg said:

 

"I will always be President for all Americans, including you sons of bitches I've been screaming at for the last hour."

 

well, yeah

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#395
3 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

It was actually Biden’s. 
 

Good speech overall. 

 

"I will always be President for all Americans, including you sons of bitches I've been screaming at for the last hour."

 

Look at you, pretending like you give a shit about decorum. Adorable.

#396

But seriously, who here thinks they didn’t give an 80 yo man something to pep him up for big speaking event at 9pm? dude should be in bed. 
 

have none of yall taken stimulants? Makes you a little jumpy. Might jump down somebody’s throat that you didn’t mean to

#398

Welp.

Joe didn't lose it.

Awesome.

But you can't win a game in the 1st quarter... only lose it.

All gas no breaks Joe.

Let's fuckin' ride!

#400
10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Ok that was a good speech. You can tell by how our resident magats are squirming 

‘He didn’t fuck up like I hoped he would so he must be on drugs!’

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