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1 minute ago, yoladu said:

i have learned i don't get Americans at all,

This is basically where I'm at.  Both sides.  Fuck all of y'all.  Let's just not do fascism.

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3 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

OK, she's freaking me out.

lol

She reminds me of someone speaking to kids at a Church camp and talking about the time she almost drank a wine cooler but thankfully the Holy Spirit convicted her to abstain. Then starts rambling about crack whores, Satanism and interracial marriage as the consequences of sin.

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

ok she's hot AF .  

why not sign a $3 million deal to be FOX bimbo #1 ?

oh she'll be a Fox News talking head in 4 years. Bank on it.

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


She’s the batshit crazy typical Bama sorority chick.

@Bama Chick?

 

I think not. 

This women has thrown something against a wall in that kitchen. And she did it while smiling.

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


She’s the batshit crazy typical Bama sorority chick.

 

president of her sorority, Chi Omega

 

@Bama Chick we need your commentary here 

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1 minute ago, yoladu said:

ok, i know i am partisan, but this is horrible... right?

 

i have learned i don't get Americans at all, so maybe this plays. good lord.

it's so bad. come into my gigantic white person house and i will connect to you with wesley and ridgeway 

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lol

She reminds me of someone speaking to kids at a Church camp and talking about the time she almost drank a wine cooler but thankfully the Holy Spirit convicted her to abstain. Then starts rambling about crack whores, Satanism and interracial marriage as the consequences of sin.

When in reality she was fucked by multiple guys at said church camp.

I missed the speech, but just tuned in for this "rebuttal".  Yikes.  This lady is absolutely terrible.

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


She’s the batshit crazy typical Bama sorority chick.

Wheelhouse.... (As long as she didn't talk)

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i live in Colorado instead of Texas now, i'm WAY better off.

On the verge of demanding to speak to the manager.

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She is married to former Alabama and New England Patriots offensive tackle, Wesley Britt. The couple have two children, Bennett (7-year-old girl) and Ridgeway (6-year-old boy).

 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Also, would. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

When in reality she was fucked by multiple guys at said church camp.

 

anal sex and blow jobs = still a virgin 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

MTG is such a low class piece of shit.  She perfectly encapsulates the MAGA/GOP. 

The first you see on her X profile is how Christian she is. 

5 minutes ago, yoladu said:

ok, i know i am partisan, but this is horrible... right?

 

i have learned i don't get Americans at all, so maybe this plays. good lord.

Targeting suburban white women. Good chance it has an impact on that demographic.

she. really. means. what. she's. saying. 

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1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

Hallmark Channel looking like a career alternative for Katie. 

Too woke. The pure actors have moved to Great American Family. 

2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Cleat chaser, what a shocker. 

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This SOTU made me rock fucking hard. 

Yep. I don’t really remember watching SOTU before but I am sure I did, but this was great I fully support calling out mfers all day everyday. Hotel lobby tv is on Fox News I love this spin

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Republican response = women belong in the kitchen or in the bedroom making babies !!!

Targeting suburban white women. Good chance it has an impact on that demographic.

They need to target working moms, career suburban White women. She sounds more like a stay at home mom or realtor mom that has a rich hubby. That demographic is already voting republican.
2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

i can't tell if I should be asking for forgiveness or begging her to step on my balls

 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Republican response = women belong in the kitchen or in the bedroom making babies !!!

it is incredible how out of touch they are. the optics of putting a rising woman star in...a...kitchen...talking...BUT WHATABOUTTHECHILDREN? bullshit

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

it is incredible how out of touch they are. the optics of putting a rising woman star in...a...kitchen...talking...BUT WHATABOUTTHECHILDREN? bullshit

The cringe is strong with them.

oh! she looks like Naomi Watts.

5 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Wheelhouse.... (As long as she didn't talk)

There is good crazy and there is bad crazy. She is the bad crazy. Like Judith from Saving Silverman bad crazy.

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2 minutes ago, F250 said:

There is good crazy and there is bad crazy. She is the bad crazy. Like Judith from Saving Silverman bad crazy.

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She's like the Emperor with way better tits.

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14 minutes ago, F250 said:

Targeting suburban white women. Good chance it has an impact on that demographic.

I still see patients a few days a week.  Anytime I round early the vast majority of women have The View or whatever the fuck type similar show on.  It's non stop talk about how horrible Trump is.  I really think that's gonna make an impact on plenty of suburban women.  It was NOT like this last time around...I mean it's almost every episode dedicated to that shit.  I'm like don't you bitches get sick of watching this shit...while simultaneously logging in to the Surly CR for the 8th time that hour.  

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I do give her credit for doing just the right amount of coke before this 'speech' 

She worked on the border bill, then voted against it when Trump vetoed it. Man, I wish Putin would give Trump permission to support the bill.

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