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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

If his speechwriting team doesn't have him prepped with a handful of brutal responses to MTG heckling, they aren't doing their jobs.

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I've got cocktails ready to go on the ledge; would you like a Necromancer, a Corpse Reviver #2, an Undertaker, or a Suffering Bastard? (the first two are my faves of the four).

Can I get a Mind Eraser instead?

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I've got cocktails ready to go on the ledge; would you like a Necromancer, a Corpse Reviver #2, an Undertaker, or a Suffering Bastard? (the first two are my faves of the four).

Speaking of, do we have a drinking bingo board for tonight?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of, do we have a drinking bingo board for tonight?

I'd suggest "boo", but I don't want to get that drunk

I have never watched a State of the Union speech.  That being said, I am going to be watching this thread while having sushi, so keep me updated!

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If his speechwriting team doesn't have him prepped with a handful of brutal responses to MTG heckling, they aren't doing their jobs.

The fact that Johnson told her and the other Rs to keep a lid on things means she will absolutely go apeshit.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The fact that Johnson told her and the other Rs to keep a lid on things means she will absolutely go apeshit.

 

from where are we getting this info?

 

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

This….this sounds exactly like something Biden would say with or without a bourbon.

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

The correct answer is “Hey lady, this isn’t a performance of Beatlejuice. If you’re capable, maybe show some respect for the office, even if you don’t respect me.”

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who wins, the prude or sex-positive Mimi?

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Wee-ow that man is uncomfies next to a woman

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Save it for harassing school shooting survivors." 

" why don't you fuck off" 

I'm going to say something nice about Lauren Boebert for the first time in my life, and that's that her dress is p cute. Well, I guess that was really about the clothes tho and not the evil bitch inside of them. 

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Oof, mobile typing

What is the drinking game tonight?

Each over mention of Trump? Trashing Republicans not passing legislation? Everytime he stumbles on spending English?

42 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Built like an improper fraction.

 

WTF is this disgraced and expelled congressman doing on the House floor?

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31 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

from where are we getting this info?

CNN and others, and apparently he’s said it publicly

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8 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Everytime he stumbles on spending English?

Well you’ve clearly gotten a head start. 

George Fucking Santos is in the house, that is a big middle finger to this whole session

Gaetz and Boebert sitting together

Take a shot every time the Republicans interrupt him or make a comment out loud. 

4 minutes ago, Walser said:

Gaetz and Boebert sitting together

STD constituency is covered.

Is everyone wearing their best American flag or ribbon lapel pin?

Just now, mdmost said:

Is everyone wearing their best American flag or ribbon lapel pin?

Or AR-15 pin?

43 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I'm going to say something nice about Lauren Boebert for the first time in my life, and that's that her dress is p cute. Wee, I guess that was really eally about the clothes tho and not the evil bitch inside of them. 

Lipstick on a pig. 

Santos is there apparently that all House ex members have rights to be there, but wouldn't hundreds of living ex Congressmen be eligible for a limited seats, so how did Santos get it?

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of, do we have a drinking bingo board for tonight?

right here my cracka

 

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

Pretty sure he needs an immediate atomic wedgie

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is quite ridiculous and a clown show. 

ya dont say.....

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

 

Hurry this shit up. Make it like a basketball starting lineup and get to your seats. 

2 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

right here my cracka

 

I’d prefer one from a non-white supremacy site. Thanks. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I’d prefer one from a non-white supremacy site. Thanks. 

Well, I'm sure Mother Jones has one.

“You think of him as short; but he’s not.”

-Maddow, on Garland

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Who's giving the Republican response?

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Who's giving the Republican response?

Fox News

C'mon, Joe.  We need a good one tonight.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Who's giving the Republican response?

Youngest woman ever elected Senator. Name’s Britt, and she’s from Alabama.

Lulz. Imagine if Biden walked in with his hair dyed jet black. Or his hair dyed golden yellow and wearing orange pancake makeup. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Dude is a walking cadaver.

I know Grassley is up there in age, but that's a little rough man.

Just now, Willfully Horn said:

Youngest woman ever elected Senator. Name’s Britt, and she’s from Alabama.

Are her frozen embryos able to attend?

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