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Just now, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

Yep.  Sorry man.  You chose poorly.

Just now, immamac said:

YOU CANT LOVE YOUR COUNTRY ONLY WHEN YOU WIN

 

words to fucking live by 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

You can go now.

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Just now, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

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1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

 Biden: “political violence has no place in America.”

-Entire Republican Party refuses to stand up and cheer. 
 

Get fucked loser. 

Just now, immamac said:

YOU CANT LOVE YOUR COUNTRY ONLY WHEN YOU WIN

If the Dems have any sense at all, this will be available on a t-shirt in about three minutes.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Dragging Texas into this. Fuck Abbott.

 

indeed 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The immediate repeat of his point is something I don't enjoy that he does other than when it makes me chuckle to repeat it very, very slowly. 

Seth Meyers does a great Biden impression, it’s always the slow, quiet, breathy Biden. It’s funny. 

“There’s no place for politically based violence.”

- Biden

 

Republicans sit on their asses.

 

Just now, cabowabo said:

He can't even say the word abortion.

Trump can’t say United States. 

He needs to throw down the gauntlet and say we need to codify IVF treatments and birth control. 

If Mike Johnson’s mouth opened and a bunch of shit flew out of it Green Mile style, I wouldn’t be surprised one tiny bit.

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

That can't be Joe that is speaking......he must be in bed tweeting this!!!!

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

Someone yelled Liar?

Keep classy Republicans.

Basket of deplorables.

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Someone yelled Liar?

Keep classy Republicans.

Basket of deplorables.

Hasn't that been their thing since Obama?

Trump getting absolutely roasted.  This is fantastic.   Trump is gonna have an aneurysm rage tweeting  on his fake gold shitter. 

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Just now, jdhorn92 said:

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

OMFG HE JUST TOOK HIS DICK OUT AND HUNG DONG. 

Who yelled?
Probably that clown Matt Gaetz
Just now, immamac said:

TURNING SET BACK INTO COME BACK THATS WHAT AMERICA DOES

Imma is stuck on all caps again.  Someone help him.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

Smug little shit

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

 

But furtive chimp....

So you know he's thinking hard

I would say take a shot everytime Joe immediately repeats his last sentence but your ass is done in 10 minutes. 

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

Biden came out swinging, has his opponent on the ropes and the ref can't pull him off.  

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

If Mike Johnson’s mouth opened and a bunch of shit flew out of it Green Mile style, I wouldn’t be surprised one tiny bit.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

Mike Johnson right now:

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1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Trump getting absolutely roasted.  This is fantastic.   Trump is gonna have an aneurysm rage tweeting  on his fake gold shitter. 

 

he's too busy shitting his pants 

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Did Johnson just roll his eyes at the inflation comment?

Bro, you believe in creationism.  Don't even pretend to understand macroeconomics.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's too busy shitting his pants 

 

I'm pretty sure he's now on to pissing down his leg.

 

Dragged their fucking asses on stealing credit when voting against the money

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is quite ridiculous and a clown show. 

 

36 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

You don't say.

Holy fuck, calling out the congressmen who voted against spending money but claiming it.

Missed opportunity to say “there’s a crummy hotel chain with my predecessor’s name on it, if you go into the gift shop, ALL the SHIT in there with his name on it was made in China…or as he says GGGJJJGJGJGJGYNA.”

2 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

OMFG HE JUST TOOK HIS DICK OUT AND HUNG DONG. 

HOLY FUCK BIDEN JUST GRABBED HIS DICK AND SAID DOES DONALD TRUMP HAVE THIS?  HUH? IS THERE ANY QUESTION WHERE HUNTER INHERITED HIS FROM?

How long will this go? Not the whole 2 hours, right? I’m as deviant as the next guy on surly but I’m not sure I can handle 2 straight hours of violent teabagging. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

How long will this go? Not the whole 2 hours, right? I’m as defiant as the next guy on surly but I’m not sure I can handle 2 straight hours is violent teabagging. 

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