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ATLANTA -- Missouri senior quarterback Drew Lock still has some thoughts about a particular interaction against Texas last season.

After Lock threw his 44th touchdown of 2017, he looked toward his sideline and mimicked the act of tightening backpack straps, performing his signature "securing the bag" celebration for the 44th time of the season.

Later in the game, as the clocked ticked down in the Longhorns' 33-16 defeat of Missouri in the Texas Bowl, Texas coach Tom Herman mocked Lock as his players started celebrations of their own. During a media session Wednesday at SEC media days, Lock was asked about the incident and still had some strong feelings about it.

"If a head coach- does anyone know how old he is? I don't know -- a head coach at the University of Texas, which is one of the top five programs of all time, is mocking a dance I do after I throw a touchdown, I think I'm playing some pretty good quarterback right there at that time," Lock said.

Lock was 18-of-34 passing for 269 yards, one touchdown and one interception in the Tigers' loss.

The senior is considered one of the top returning quarterbacks in the SEC after he passed for 3,964 yards and 44 touchdowns last season. The latter number, of course, meant he secured the bag 44 times last season.

"It just so happened that, that last time was the one time that everyone blew up about it," Lock said. "It was to our sideline. Let that be noted. It was not toward Texas. I have never talked directly to the University of Texas at that game."

Linky

Edited by bschoolprof

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Someone still seems salty he got shut down by a Big 12 team missing half of its starters.

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He’s sposed to be SEC

Pre game SEC shit talking will get you mocked when you can't back it up.  Ass my dude runs in the veins of the SEC,  

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He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?

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I think I'm playing some pretty good quarterback right there

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18-of-34 passing for 269 yards

ooooooohhhhhhh, so good

Can't let this get to the second page without saying "fuck that bitch"

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Pre game SEC shit talking will get you mocked when you can't back it up.  Ass my dude runs in the veins of the SEC,  

Exactly.  I guess that dumb fuck is forgetting all the classless shit mizzou players pulled during the bowl week festivities

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?

Watchu talking about brah

20 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Someone still seems salty he got shut down by a Big 12 team missing half of its starters.

What would have numbers been if Texas had the benefit of playing those starters?

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

What would have numbers been if Texas had the benefit of playing those starters?

 That all depends if Herman was being a meanie to them that day 

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The last 8 year have made me into the most jaded asshole. Fuck this moral high ground be the bigger person bullshit, the last decade has been nothing but everyone shitting on Texas any chance they got. So I like Herman. Why? Because the dude is an asshole and if you want to play fuck-fuck games we will. Eat bag of gorilla shit mizzou we beat your sorry SEC-SEC-SEC ass.

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

The last 8 year have made me into the most jaded asshole. Fuck this moral high ground be the bigger person bullshit, the last decade has been nothing but everyone shitting on Texas any chance they got. So I like Herman. Why? Because the dude is an asshole and if you want to play fuck-fuck games we will. Eat bag of gorilla shit mizzou we beat your sorry SEC-SEC-SEC ass.

My name is Lhorn and I endorse this statement. 

I'm sure with that laser focus Lock is exhibiting, Mizzou is guaranteed to finish above Vanderbilt and Kentucky in the SEC East. 

7 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

The last 8 year have made me into the most jaded asshole. Fuck this moral high ground be the bigger person bullshit, the last decade has been nothing but everyone shitting on Texas any chance they got. So I like Herman. Why? Because the dude is an asshole and if you want to play fuck-fuck games we will. Eat bag of gorilla shit mizzou we beat your sorry SEC-SEC-SEC ass.

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Another pussy fuckboi. So glad Herman didn’t take his foot off the pedal that night. Buncha punk ass wannabe SEC bitches. 

Herman seems to be getting under a lot of people’s skin lately. That’s a very good sign imo. 

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Haha what a whiny bitch. You want to talk trash? Then don’t cry like a little girl if it gets thrown back in your face when you lose.

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?

Clarence Worley might've had a better game than that clown.

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The last 8 year have made me into the most jaded asshole. Fuck this moral high ground be the bigger person bullshit, the last decade has been nothing but everyone shitting on Texas any chance they got. So I like Herman. Why? Because the dude is an asshole and if you want to play fuck-fuck games we will. Eat bag of gorilla shit mizzou we beat your sorry SEC-SEC-SEC ass.


Don't know you but I like you.

For anyone who haz confuze. 

 

45 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Haha what a whiny bitch. You want to talk trash? Then don’t cry like a little girl if it gets thrown back in your face when you lose.

Exactly this!  You wanna disrespect the other team before the game, you gotta expect them to disrespect you right back. You know damn well they would have been clowning us post game too had they won. There’s no story here. They got no less than they asked for. 

14 minutes ago, SDG said:

For anyone who haz confuze. 

 

That is still awesome. Loved that.

That dude should be embarrassed that that's his thing.  Cinching up his backpack?  Really?  Manziel's money-fingers thing was somehow less dumb.

Mockery deserved. 

Still livin rent free in Missouri's head, I see. 

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Someone still seems salty he got shut down by a Big 12 team missing half of its starters.

Don’t forget, he’s also salty that his team lost to a punter.

43 minutes ago, dcbc said:

That dude should be embarrassed that that's his thing.  Cinching up his backpack?  Really?  Manziel's money-fingers thing was somehow less dumb.

Mockery deserved. 

Ok, let's not go overboard

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

ATLANTA -- Missouri senior quarterback Drew Lock still has some thoughts about a particular interaction against Texas last season.

After Lock threw his 44th touchdown of 2017, he looked toward his sideline and mimicked the act of tightening backpack straps, performing his signature "securing the bag" celebration for the 44th time of the season.

Later in the game, as the clocked ticked down in the Longhorns' 33-16 defeat of Missouri in the Texas Bowl, Texas coach Tom Herman mocked Lock as his players started celebrations of their own. During a media session Wednesday at SEC media days, Lock was asked about the incident and still had some strong feelings about it.

"If a head coach- does anyone know how old he is? I don't know -- a head coach at the University of Texas, which is one of the top five programs of all time, is mocking a dance I do after I throw a touchdown, I think I'm playing some pretty good quarterback right there at that time," Lock said.

Lock was 18-of-34 passing for 269 yards, one touchdown and one interception in the Tigers' loss.

The senior is considered one of the top returning quarterbacks in the SEC after he passed for 3,964 yards and 44 touchdowns last season. The latter number, of course, meant he secured the bag 44 times last season.

"It just so happened that, that last time was the one time that everyone blew up about it," Lock said. "It was to our sideline. Let that be noted. It was not toward Texas. I have never talked directly to the University of Texas at that game."

Linky

I would like to inquire upon the origin of your avatar, fine sir.

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

ooooooohhhhhhh, so good

Bruh, that’s all SEC right there.  

Also, where do I sign up for the fuck fuck games?  Those sound legit.  

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I like games.

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

I would like to inquire upon the origin of your avatar, fine sir.

Hot chick from the movie Clue right?

 

edit- Collen camp. She has put on some serious weight since then. 

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3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Hot chick from the movie Clue right?

 

edit- Collen camp. She has put on some serious weight since then. 

Well, that was a buzzkill. 

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Hot chick from the movie Clue right?

 

edit- Collen camp. She has put on some serious weight since then. 

Sweet jesus

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Is she standing behind that fat chick?

1 hour ago, cochamps said:

Has Missouri ever been anything but a bunch of pussies?

No.

/endthread

I was pretty firmly on record as not being a fan of Tom doing that mainly because it was in a 7-6 season with some bad losses and against a shitty Missouri program that was playing well above their norm

the players liked it though clearly and the fact that their QB is still fucking crying about it the SEC SEC SEC media days (and reporters are asking about it) gives me the lutz, but of course that needs to be topped off with a much better season this year or it is just more buffoonery that will be remembered as he is possibly on his way out the door in the future

2 hours ago, Tailleur17 said:

Another pussy fuckboi. So glad Herman didn’t take his foot off the pedal that night. Buncha punk ass wannabe B1G bitches that got left at the alter with the governor begging. And lucked out to get an invite from the SEC, and now use that as a badge of honor when they have accomplished nothing.

Herman seems to be getting under a lot of people’s skin lately. That’s a very good sign imo. 

fify...

Someone is a little butt hurt. If he didn't play so shitty against a defense missing a ton of key players perhaps Herman wouldn't have had a reason to mock him.

7 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I was pretty firmly on record as not being a fan of Tom doing that mainly because it was in a 7-6 season with some bad losses and against a shitty Missouri program that was playing well above their norm

the players liked it though clearly and the fact that their QB is still fucking crying about it the SEC SEC SEC media days (and reporters are asking about it) gives me the lutz, but of course that needs to be topped off with a much better season this year or it is just more buffoonery that will be remembered as he is possibly on his way out the door in the future

I get what you mean

But heres a first year coach for a  blue blood team that has not been to ANY bowl for 2 years

team hasn’t been above 500 in years

8 starters not playing

on a fragile team with not all players gettining it

playing a SEC team that’s was 1 or 2 in offense in the country

on a 6 game win streak

in the SEC

a team that did the horns down among other antics dureing the week and game

A nD IN THE BOWL GAME for probly the first time all season, everything worked.

so he gets excited and enjoy the moment with his players

5 10 win Sean’s and I get what ya mean cuz he’s been there.

but it’s still just a game

a game that Herman got into and enjoyed.

unlike the douchey mizzy quarterback.

hey Mizzu

you lost we didn't  enjoy it.

 

 

 

 

11 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

The last 8 year have made me into the most jaded asshole. Fuck this moral high ground be the bigger person bullshit, the last decade has been nothing but everyone shitting on Texas any chance they got. So I like Herman. Why? Because the dude is an asshole and if you want to play fuck-fuck games we will. Eat bag of gorilla shit mizzou we beat your sorry SEC-SEC-SEC ass.

If he ends up being our Jimmy Johnson, or even Barry Switzer without the rape, I'm fine with that.

And I think Dickson just pinned them inside the 5 again while I typed out this post.

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Hot chick from the movie Clue right?

 

edit- Collen camp. She has put on some serious weight since then. 

time and doughnuts are cruel mistresses...

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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

time and doughnuts are cruel mistresses...

Colleen+Camp+Knock+Knock+Red+Carpet+41st

 

Yeah, but look at the size of the fun bags on that hose hound. /vic

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