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    LMAO this thread is hilarious to catch up with.  Buncha battered wives.

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#205
1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lol this ESPN+ announcer seems so depressed. 

And it’s out of the park

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Done

Can we go ahead say 25?

#208
3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Tech has lost to pretty much every team with a pulse that they have played.

So pretty much two teams

#211
Just now, JerryHubbard said:

Might want to add a comma...

It's worked each time I've posted it.....

#212

Grand Salami for Galvan!

This ESPN+ broadcast "Gus" whatitsface fuckstick "color commentator" needs to shut his piehole telling everyone his strategies to "spoil Texas pitching" for the rest of this weekend into mid-week games this next week. 

This goddamned jihad Bullshit is why we are SO HAPPY to end the Gravy-Train and leave these Shits behind, Forever!

Enjoy Oblivion, Fuckfaces!

#217
Just now, UTexasFight said:

50/50 chance we hold a 12 run lead. 

 

Tying run comes to the plate in the 8th/9th a lot in college baseball.

#219
7 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Are we memory holeing that aggy shitshow?

don't think we blew a big lead in that one

#222
Just now, texastroubadour said:

It’s like you’ve seen us before 

I've also sat at Husky Ballpark in Seattle a bunch of times too...   It's not just us... 

#228
2 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Broadcast shows 101 pitches, the stat cast has 105.  61 strikes.  That's not good.

He's not exactly been a model of efficiency this year.

#229
Just now, BrazilHorn said:

There you go DP. 106 pitches with a HR, Dbl & walk this inning is time to rest LBJ. Long season ahead. 

At least he won't get the loss now...   

#240
1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

That’s a shame 12 run lead in the 5th and won’t get a decision.  Awful 

Now it would be up to the official scorer's decision on who gets the Texas win.

#244
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Need an update, just got back from a gig and I can't get ESPN+ to load, because why not?

Because you can not fuck this up for us.  Go back to what you were doing....

#246
Just now, petscii said:

Because you can not fuck this up for us.  Go back to what you were doing....

Playing dumb rock at a lesbian party?  OK.

#247

Backwards K with the bases loaded on an 84 mph fastball from Whitehead.  Thanks?

#248
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Need an update, just got back from a gig and I can't get ESPN+ to load, because why not?

We are up 16-5, bottom of the 5th, bases loaded with 2 outs

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