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I like the growler, mug, and coaster.

You should do a bar tool and pass them out to bartenders downtown. Might bring in a younger demographic.

The cleaver would he cool to hang In a man cave or personal bar area.

The knives are quality. 

Edited by MissingInAction

I want a t shirt. Good quality material. Slim fit as an option. I’m svelt. 

Edited by Dbeasy

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There should be a surly branded tomahawk and a surly-branded bong.

I want a fucking branded shotgun

and

a dildo

11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You should do a bar tool and pass them out to bartenders downtown. Might bring in a younger demographic.


Bar runners might be good for that.

 

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean I personally think the cleaver is badass.

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you should print up some cheap panchos with some ridiculous logo and give them out before a game that threatens rain

large enough and simply legible enough to hopefully get picked up by tv cameras

maybe sneak oklahoma eating a dick in there somehow, I dunno

Edited by Celery Man

Over/under on when the Surly cleaver becomes a murder weapon = October 12th, 2024.

 

30 minutes ago, MisterP said:

I want a fucking branded shotgun

and

a dildo

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How do I get Surly branded items that are discreet enough such that people I know in real life don't know that I am actually active on Surly?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Over/under on when the Surly cleaver becomes a murder weapon = October 12th, 2024.

 

Why not just pay to put a Car Wrap on a tow truck? That way Surly gets tons of free publicity whenever the driver starts throwing rocks onto I-35.

12 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I might be down for a pocket knife if it comes with @Fletch's blood on it.

Just tell me where to sign 

Logo on pocket knife and water canteen thing is way too small. Would not buy.

How 'bout a flame thrower?

The big money is in the Surly Bidet 

I can see myself actually buying those beer mugs.

I love the kitchen knife, but we already have two of those, and one of them is really nice and brand new.

31 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I need to a ceramic coffee mug

I've already got more mugs than I need, too. And three of them are '05 national championship mugs.

Edited by Rimbo

On 2nd thought, Surly might not have been the best place to ask for constructive feedback regarding Surly 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Over/under on when the Surly cleaver becomes a murder weapon = October 12th, 2024.

 

My first reaction was, "I can't murder anyone with this stuff?!?!" 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

Just wait until they find a body in Town Lake with a SurlyHorns cleaver stuck in it. 

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

you should print up some cheap panchos with some ridiculous logo and give them out before a game that threatens rain

large enough and simply legible enough to hopefully get picked up by tv cameras

maybe sneak oklahoma eating a dick in there somehow, I dunno

PANCHO

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PONCHO

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Over/under on when the Surly cleaver becomes a murder weapon = October 12th, 2024.

 

Need to know the shipping time to @Nicole44’s house. 

22 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

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“Pancho” is the nickname name for “Francisco”.

And just like “Frank” for “Francis”, “Pancho” is both a shortened name AND a hot dog 🌭.

”Pancho’s Restaurant” is just “Frank’s Restaurant”.

🇲🇽 🇦🇷 🇪🇸 

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I need to a ceramic coffee mug

I would definitely order a ceramic stein. Those things hold temps for so much longer than glassware.

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34 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Second the tomahawk idea. Also, dick towel, tequila gun, and of course, egg

This gives me an idea to bring in the younger crowd - a surly branded trash can that can hold a keg, which you use at a surly tailgate where we serve alcohol to minors

I definitely want surly shit everywhere around my house so people know where to find my ramblings. Especially my sons. Clients too. My momma maybe as well. Definitely. 

Edited by troph

34 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

“Pancho” is the nickname name for “Francisco”.

And just like “Frank” for “Francis”, “Pancho” is both a shortened name AND a hot dog 🌭.

”Pancho’s Restaurant” is just “Frank’s Restaurant”.

🇲🇽 🇦🇷 🇪🇸 

I always assumed Frank was named after the German word for pancho.

8 minutes ago, troph said:

I definitely want surly shit everywhere around my house so people know where to find my ramblings. Especially my sons. Clients too. My momma maybe as well. Definitely. 

A "Wives and the stupid shit they do" kitchen towel with some selected quotes would go over well.

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Over/under on when the Surly cleaver becomes a murder weapon = October 12th, 2024.

 

You just made the list buddy.

3 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I’m a sucker for a coozie

* Koozie

Can the koozie say "I'm a Surly asshole"? or "I post on the "Steel Shank" thread!!"

 

I'd buy a gross of those.

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