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28 minutes ago, Nivek said:

A "Wives and the stupid shit they do" kitchen towel with some selected quotes would go over well.

I mean that’s a really good idea.

39 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I always assumed Frank was named after the German word for pancho.

I think that it comes from…

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But I’m just saying that in English & Spanish, the short name from Francis/Francisco = what the hotdog can be called. 

I don’t make the words, I just waste time thinking about shit that doesn’t matter at all in life. 

57 minutes ago, Nivek said:

A "Wives and the stupid shit they do" kitchen towel with some selected quotes would go over well.

 

28 minutes ago, troph said:

I mean that’s a really good idea.

Pescaaaaaadooooo!

57 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

* Koozie

Can the koozie say "I'm a Surly asshole"? or "I post on the "Steel Shank" thread!!"

 

I'd buy a gross of those.

“I’d Pee In Her Butt” on an apron that has a zipper fly in the appropriate place with pockets for BBQing supplies on each side. 

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

How about Surly Horns diapers?

 

Everyone can wear them to a Surly tailgate like rompers. Fuck waiting in line for those shit shacks. 

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

A "Wives and the stupid shit they do" kitchen towel with some selected quotes would go over well.

Tell me the last part first.

Oh Trixie!

Pescadddddo!

Tone

Undefeated 

 

Edit: I like @Celery Man spelling better 

Edited by cactusflinthead

The Kershaw is nice for sure.

Panties or a visor would be nice for the logo. 

I would buy the growler & the small knife.

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I don’t know if the other knife is a hunting accessory, or the jagged edge is for cutting string/cord, but I basically use small knives to open/ breakdown cardboard boxes from Amazon, so small & blade edge is preferred.

I am serious about the ceramic beer steins. I would likely buy 2. 🤘

11 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

Pescaaaaaadooooo!

Oh Trixie!!!!

 

Edited by CycleTex87
Read the whole thread first

I really want a couple Surly shirts. Just please no horns logos and shit like that. And preferably in black or white, not sure I can do the burnt orange. Those are my request, please make sure they met. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

We can likely get something up by next week and start shipping within the month. What other logos would yall like to see? Burnt Ends ones? 

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What about a throw back T  Shaggy Bevo with the tag line "Came and took it"?  Maybe with a Thujone dong in place of the cannon... 

A quality black tee would be nice. Also, team cleaver.

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When will the SurlyTemu store be launched?  I want Surlyhorns branded chip clips for $0.78

1 hour ago, immamac said:

So what in hearing is we need some “I am Highly Regarded” shirts with the surly logo on them? 

Black with burnt orange letter and logo? 

I'm in.

59 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

When will the SurlyTemu store be launched?  I want Surlyhorns branded chip clips for $0.78

Are you new here?

Chip Clips are totally going to be $3.50.

4 hours ago, immamac said:

So what in hearing is we need some “I am Highly Regarded” shirts with the surly logo on them? 

Black with burnt orange letter and logo? 

This is my idea

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Can’t believe I haven’t seen sweatshirts mentioned yet…….but likely overlooked it twice

Would LOVE those…..hope they’ll come in gray with burnt orange emblem - but hell, I’d buy whatever 

\,,/

 

On 3/8/2024 at 5:49 PM, Deej said:

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I forgot I had a nice pocket knife in my carry-on about a month ago. 

TSA let me know, and then threw it into a bin of confiscated pocket knives.

21 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Panties or a visor would be nice for the logo. 

 

 

I find your lack of Surly Dickbutt stickers disturbing.

I have Yetis and various bus stop enclosures in need of festooning.

On 3/8/2024 at 6:11 PM, Celery Man said:

This gives me an idea to bring in the younger crowd - a surly branded trash can that can hold a keg, which you use at a surly tailgate where we serve alcohol to minors

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Really easy way to do this is fire off a bunch of surly logo decals and get them slapped on stuff around town: restroom doors, urinals, street signs, police cruisers, the little breathalyzer games at the bar, etc

On 3/8/2024 at 2:30 PM, Dbeasy said:

I want a t shirt. Good quality material. Slim fit as an option. I’m svelt. 

Why market to the .001 of the Surly internet demographic?

On 3/8/2024 at 6:22 PM, Nivek said:

How about Surly Horns diapers?

 

Because.... it depends...

How much to get a dildo made and shipped directly to Chip Brown?


This sounds like something Chip Brown would ask.

How about a bag of them to Bob Stoops?
On 3/8/2024 at 1:25 PM, immamac said:

I mean I personally think the cleaver is badass.

I’ve been in the market for a cleaver…definitely in

On 3/8/2024 at 1:32 PM, immamac said:

Here is a bunch of stuff we got done, want to get feedback and/or want to know what other kinds of stuff people would want. I'm going to set up a store in the next week or so.

At least 20% of all merch sales are going to go to NIL. 

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Is that nitrous?

On 3/8/2024 at 2:25 PM, immamac said:

I mean I personally think the cleaver is badass.

Would have never thought of a cleaver but that is the one I am going to consider.

Golf towel. You can do black, white, burnt orange. 

If you decide to offer clothing, throw us giant fucks a bone and offer tall sizes. I can't buy any cool shirts that support anything I enjoy because they look like a fucking crop top on me. 

13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Imma need a towel for my balls.

Mangino shit towel? 

On 3/11/2024 at 1:03 PM, Sandman said:

Golf towel. You can do black, white, burnt orange. 

If you decide to offer clothing, throw us giant fucks a bone and offer tall sizes. I can't buy any cool shirts that support anything I enjoy because they look like a fucking crop top on me. 

Golf towels could double as fishing towels.

On the back of the Surly Horns shirt, you could with "Surly, we stopped WWIII".

Ok here's an idea for a sticker - 

 

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you apply it over one of these - 
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to create

 

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Edited by Celery Man

On 3/8/2024 at 6:11 PM, Celery Man said:

This gives me an idea to bring in the younger crowd - a surly branded trash can that can hold a keg, which you use at a surly tailgate where we serve alcohol to minors

My boys can’t wait for their first surly tailgate of the SEC era. They started offering beer to any coed who walked by.

 

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Edited by Murfdogg21

  • 3 weeks later...

I'd buy a T shirt and coffee mug for sure. Since it hasn't been mentioned I'd also buy a computer wrist rest or mouse pad

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  • 3 weeks later...

Tshirt (nice material please)

Front:

SURLYHORNS (yeah all caps)

Back Top:

I'm Highly Regarded

Below:

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Second Option Back:

Both Tacos (white letters)

Above:

Trixie!!!! 

I'd buy that knife

  • 2 weeks later...

How is there not a Surlyhorns pocket logo tshirt with Muledick! on the front and ‘I’m from the Internet’ on the back?

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