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Then one day the biggest news hit the state since they built the Hoover Dam...

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The Arizona quints was born.

 

Do they blow up in funny shapes?

No, unless round’s funny.

 

  • Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
  • Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
  • Gale: Shut up!
  • Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.

For all his comedic chops, the funniest like Nic Cage ever delivered, in terms of timing and the right amount of mustard was “Ya ate sand?”  It will slay me until the end of time.  

Well then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Didn't we just tell you not to do that?

Yes sir.

Okay then.

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

For all his comedic chops, the funniest like Nic Cage ever delivered, in terms of timing and the right amount of mustard was “Ya ate sand?”  It will slay me until the end of time.  

I think my favorite John Goodman line ever is "well, ma'am, we sure didn't mean to influence anybody."

There's what's right and there's what right, and never the twain shall meet.

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