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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That bezos’ lady friends?

FIFY

I'd be more interested in the honor of getting to hang next to Eva Longoria.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

so bezos is like 5'6"?

Yeah, he is 5'7" and McRaven is 6'2".

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That bezos’ lady friend?

I'm pretty sure he used some of that "fuck you" money to AI animate his favorite silicone fuck doll.

McRaven showed a admirable restraint not grabbing Longoria's ass when just inches away. Another reason I never made Admiral.

I let the Admiral cut in front of me at Starbucks one time.  nbd.

On 3/15/2024 at 10:50 AM, Brisketexan said:

I'd be more interested in the honor of getting to hang next to Eva Longoria.


college classmate. You’d be hard pressed to find a nicer human being 

her and 2 other cheerleaders from miller. All were gorgeous and great people 

On 3/15/2024 at 11:40 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

That bezos’ lady friend?

Yeah - I wonder what he sees in her?

12 hours ago, futureman said:

so bezos is like 5'6"?

That’s his wallet…

Maybe they can use that money to help spring Shakil Afridi

On 3/15/2024 at 10:40 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

That bezos’ lady friend?

I’ll cut him some slack - she’s within his age range, and unlike Musk, he goes out partying on yachts and private islands with pretty people instead of trying to impress basement-dwelling incels.  And he built his business from the ground up, and his kids and ex-wife don’t hate him.

On 3/16/2024 at 10:54 AM, futureman said:

I let the Admiral cut in front of me at Starbucks one time.  nbd.

Fuck that.  I only let alpha males cut in front of me at Starbucks.

On 3/16/2024 at 10:54 AM, futureman said:

I let the Admiral cut in front of me at Starbucks one time.  nbd.

Does that make you his rear admiral?

4 hours ago, troph said:

His daughter dates my wife’s ex wife’s sister. Family full of lesbian daughters. That’s all I got. 

McRaven or Bezos?

14 hours ago, troph said:

McRaven.

So, did you just register Troph's Human Fund so you can get some of that sweet, sweet Bezos cash?

people money GIF

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