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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, Taylor MacGregor on QP wearing a tight little sweater...

 

 

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Couldn't pause the TV with any other graphic in the background? They had this one up the entire show?

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Kody is the asterisk on one of Pierce's trips to Omaha.  Some could argue we wouldn't have made it without Clemens almost single handedly carrying the team on his back.

Can someone translate Votto’s note for people under the age of 55? I can actually read cursive but yeah I’m not spending half an hour deciphering that

people can't read cursive? that's a real problem?  i thought my kids were just being stupid.

Why is this fucker even writing in cursive? He is younger than me. I thought that shit was obsolete

Why is this fucker even writing in cursive? He is younger than me. I thought that shit was obsolete

You’re obsolete pawpaw

So it looks like in the history of baseball, only 1 team (2019 nats) has been 10 games under .500 over 20 games deep into a season and went on to win the WS. Just putting that out there.

53 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So it looks like in the history of baseball, only 1 team (2019 nats) has been 10 games under .500 over 20 games deep into a season and went on to win the WS. Just putting that out there.

Shit, and I was thinking this was the Rockies' year...

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

So it looks like in the history of baseball, only 1 team (2019 nats) has been 10 games under .500 over 20 games deep into a season and went on to win the WS. Just putting that out there.

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If anyone wants to get rich on this

Looks like Angel Hernández Made an ad buy

 

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Trout is back, and the Angels suck still.

10th HR tonight.

Angels should trade Trout right now.

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Trout is back, and the Angels suck still.

10th HR tonight.

Angels should trade Trout right now.

10 HR 13 RBI is impressive 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Was watching live when that happened.

30 years, huh?

Jackson Holliday being sent back down, what a fucking bust lmao.
 

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Mike Trout being sent back down, what a fucking bust lmao.

 -- Helobious, 2011

 

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 -- Helobious, 2011

 

Did Mike Trout start out hitting .059 in 40 ABs? Also there’s plenty of examples of heralded rookies coming up and actually looking like they at least belong right away (Dominguez last year). Holliday looks like he should still be in High-A at best.

Trout is back, and the Angels suck still.
10th HR tonight.
Angels should trade Trout right now.
Or they should trade for Bregman/tucker and Abreu as a throw in
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Did Mike Trout start out hitting .059 in 40 ABs? Also there’s plenty of examples of heralded rookies coming up and actually looking like they at least belong right away (Dominguez last year). Holliday looks like he should still be in High-A at best.

Anthony Volpe last year after his first 36 big league ABs. .129/.250/.444

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Did Mike Trout start out hitting .059 in 40 ABs? Also there’s plenty of examples of heralded rookies coming up and actually looking like they at least belong right away (Dominguez last year). Holliday looks like he should still be in High-A at best.

Look at this fucking spare:

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Spoiler

Say Hey!

 

I've been to more Yankees road games in the past 2 seasons than actual Yankees games that Helobious has prob been to in his life

Soto and Vedugo with homers so far

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4 hours ago, Scraps said:

I've been to more Yankees road games in the past 2 seasons than actual Yankees games that Helobious has prob been to in his life

Soto and Vedugo with homers so far

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I’ve been to I think 10 or 11 yankee games total. Somehow I don’t think you’re even close. 
 

Sidenote: I have no idea how our record is what it is (not true… see Soto, Juan) but we fucking suck. We look like the Astros out there most games. 

What did Mexico do to deserve Astros/Rockies?

 

They should have built that wall.  /no CR

Had to give my middle sister and brother some shit today, both huge White Sox fans.  14 games back and it's not even the end of April.  That's pretty hard to do even if you're throwing games intentionally.  

Working on getting some Yankees/Cubs tickets for the Sunday after the Michigan.  But fuck me, they are expensive even for Wrigley.  

Also csb, Saw Kelly Gruber's ex-wife the other day downtown.  

47 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Cubs lost a tight one to Boston today. 17-0. 

Craig Counsell post-game:

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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Royals looking for real...

 

1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Shhhh 

If not yet, they are headed in the right direction …

9 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

 

If not yet, they are headed in the right direction …

The bullpen just puked up a late inning lead to trail the Tigers by 3. It’s more fun than it has been for 5 years but they still have some warts. 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1) please dont give me a ticket officer

2) have you seen my horse?

3) this is the third body this week Mr. Holmes

41 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

The bullpen just puked up a late inning lead to trail the Tigers by 3. It’s more fun than it has been for 5 years but they still have some warts. 

Shit happens.  Yet, they’re only 2 games behind the division leader with the second best record in beisbol.

Right direction …

8 hours ago, miguelito said:

What did Mexico do to deserve Astros/Rockies?

 

They should have built that wall.  /no CR

They sent us criminals, we reciprocated

This is good right?

Rafaela, who entered the day with a .156 average, punctuated his breakout game (4-for-4, seven RBIs) with a two-run homer over the Green Monster that he blistered a Statcast-projected 411 feet at an exit velocity of 105.4 mph in the seventh inning. According to OptaSTATS, the only other rookie to go 4-for-4 with seven RBIs and a steal was Bo Jackson in 1987.

 

https://www.mlb.com/news/red-sox-score-17-runs-shut-out-cubs

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