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That was a brutal way to start your star rookie career. Yikes

3 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

That was a brutal way to start your star rookie career. Yikes

And then the Cubs bullpen went "hold my beer" Holy shit

22 hours ago, cmontexas said:

I swear to God I see a different post about Tony Gwynn on facebook every single day. 

Well, he was a fucking badass, so...

Looks like we've found another starter in James Paxton. If our pitching holds up, we've got the best team in baseball.

And you'll still lose the season series to the Padres. 

 

Many years ago, Lasorda ranted about the Dodgers' bad luck against the Padres.  

Something like "the cocksuckers are 15 games under .500, but when they come up here they turn into the '27 Yankees"

Hey, he homered today and he has a higher BA than Matt Olson.

Plus, swings like that mean he's just fucked in the head, not over the hill...

helo has a higher batting average than matt olson.

19 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

helo has a higher batting average than matt olson.

Can you do for Olson whatever it is you did for Michael Harris last year? that would be swell. 

20-yo Doc Gooden had such absurd shit that it was like watching a cartoon.

This is for @Zonahorn.

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Right-hander Adbert Alzolay, who opened the season as the Chicago Cubs' closer, was placed on the 15-day injured list on Monday with a right forearm strain.

Right-hander José Cuas was recalled from Triple-A Iowa.

Alzolay is 1-4 with a 4.67 ERA and has four saves in nine opportunities. Héctor Neris, who has six saves in seven chances, has moved into the closer's role though Alzolay earned the save in the Cubs' 5-4 win in 10 innings at Pittsburgh on Sunday. Neris was the winning pitcher.

Alzolay becomes the eighth current Cubs player on the injured list.

Cuas was recalled from the minors on Saturday when Yency Almonte was placed on the IL with a right shoulder strain. Cuas was then sent back to Iowa one day later when Kyle Hendricks was activated from the injured list.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

20-yo Doc Gooden had such absurd shit that it was like watching a cartoon.

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This is insane

 

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20 minutes ago, chase25 said:

This is insane

 

I’ve been to well over 120 games and have never caught a foul ball.

18 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I’ve been to well over 120 games and have never caught a foul ball.

The odds of catching a foul ball are slim to none, the odds of catching 2 have to be close to impossible. The odds of catching 2 on back to back pitches...

I've caught one in my life and I wish I could have authenticated it somehow cause the last person to touch it before me was Ohtani because he was pitching(obviously).



17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hated those Mets but I was doc gooden fan ….

 

Damn Rose is so far off the plate. I could’ve dotted him with a fastball on the outside corner I bet. And I’m only half-joking. He’s just so far off it though. 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Damn Rose is so far off the plate. I could’ve dotted him with a fastball on the outside corner I bet. And I’m only half-joking. He’s just so far off it though. 

 

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10 hours ago, Scraps said:

I've caught one in my life and I wish I could have authenticated it somehow cause the last person to touch it before me was Ohtani because he was pitching(obviously).


 

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3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Damn Rose is so far off the plate. I could’ve dotted him with a fastball on the outside corner I bet. And I’m only half-joking. He’s just so far off it though. 

Kids, this is your brain on drugs.  Don’t do drugs, kids. 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Damn Rose is so far off the plate. I could’ve dotted him with a fastball on the outside corner I bet. And I’m only half-joking. He’s just so far off it though. 

58 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Kids, this is your brain on drugs.  Don’t do drugs, kids. 

Hey, the Out King is 83 years old now.  I'll bet Helo could throw one by him.  

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Prayers that Paul Skenes has energy left for game day …..

 

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17 hours ago, Scraps said:

I've caught one in my life and I wish I could have authenticated it somehow cause the last person to touch it before me was Ohtani because he was pitching(obviously).


 

Hit by Rickey Henderson, pitched by Mike Hampton.

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13 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Hit by Rickey Henderson, pitched by Mike Hampton.

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God bless Youtube.  The pitch at 17:30 is the one I fielded.  Was on front row and snagged it as it went by.  Camera didn't catch it, though.

 

40 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

God bless Youtube.  The pitch at 17:30 is the one I fielded.  Was on front row and snagged it as it went by.  Camera didn't catch it, though.

 

That was a sharp looking uniform … my favorite since the original Colt .45 with the smoking barrel.

Nola threw MLB's 5th CGSO of the year tonight

Wonder if he used illegal stuff on his glove like the guy that has one of the other 4
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The Astros pitcher clearly had a different substance than the other pitchers. Also, when your team is known for cheating you don’t get any benefit of the doubt

soto is such a complete hitter it’s scary. 

1 minute ago, definitely not derka said:

 

 

Astros fans are about to neg you for posting something factual.

Check out the fucking Rockies on a 7-game heater!  Show me a loss!

On 5/14/2024 at 2:55 PM, Beau Vine said:

Hey, the Out King is 83 years old now.  I'll bet Helo could throw one by him.  

speaking of old.  still one of the more amazing things I've seen on a baseball field. 75 years old, wood bat, real park.

 

On 5/14/2024 at 3:33 PM, Underdog said:

Pete would take that bet. 

Pete was actually looking for a FB outside corner.  look at his first step.  He'd have taken Helo to right for a single turned into a double.  Rose actually used a 36 inch bat much of his career but he choked up a bit. dude probably has 2500 opposite field singles.

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