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Why in the blue fuck would anyone buy a Tropicana Field hat?

 

Slam by Teoscar Hernandez!  He’s been such a clutch player this season!

This series was a wrap once Soto decided to get rest for his injury. Dodgers looking like they will get a sweep tomorrow. The Yanks have as many runs in 18 innings as one swing of the bat got for the Dodgers. Totally different team without Soto, which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. At least Judge is still swinging an extremely hot bat even if it is a blowout.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Why in the blue fuck would anyone buy a Tropicana Field hat?

 

That color scheme would pair perfectly with my KFC Yum! Center T-shirt I got in Louisville.  So fuck off.

Just your standard 2-3 DP to end the London Series

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

That color scheme would pair perfectly with my KFC Yum! Center T-shirt I got in Louisville.  So fuck off.

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22 minutes ago, WBT said:

Just your standard 2-3 DP to end the London Series

 

popped that Kikuchi

Judge doing his level best to make sure this is not a sweep with another solo shot. He’s even getting some help tonight from Grisham who got his batting average into triple digit numbers with his homer.

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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last pitcher to hit a HR for each team?

MNLonghorn already has a personalized one

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

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My first thought is this uniform color has to be in homage to the Swedish heritage of the state. They look like something that was in the Beck video “Colors” from a few years back.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

MNLonghorn already has a personalized one

That is being tailored by Icono as we speak.

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Damn Buster lmao

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I’m dying at all these hacked tweets 

Yeah it got worse after that one i posted lol. Takeover

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Micah and @Helobious have something in common

 

Why does everyone misconstrue what I said? I never said I’d be a good hitter, I said I could out-hit what Joey Gallo was doing on the Yankees at the time. No way to know if I could’ve actually done it but I’d bet it would’ve been damn close.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

No way to know if I could’ve actually done it but I’d bet it would’ve been damn close.

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kyle russell, jeff ontiveros, mark payton, and ivan melendez can’t make the bigs, but you’re as good as joey gallo. lol ok. 

@Beau Vine how’s all that shit talking about Rodon working out for you so far this year? 

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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone misconstrue what I said? I never said I’d be a good hitter, I said I could out-hit what Joey Gallo was doing on the Yankees at the time. No way to know if I could’ve actually done it but I’d bet it would’ve been damn close.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

All of them talk like helobious.

Actual true CSB… 2019 my coworkers formed a softball team to play in some co-ed charity softball tourney for SAPD wounded officers or something and asked me to play. Figured out fast that the key is to actually hit grounders because most of them aren’t athletic enough to field the infield for shit. I went like 7 for 7 that day and dominated at short. Ended up being named MVP and won $30. 
 

About the beginning of game 2 I was like yeah I’m the only person out here that played baseball beyond little league. Still felt pretty badass though.

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

@Beau Vine how’s all that shit talking about Rodon working out for you so far this year? 

Good for him, looks like he's lost a bunch of bad weight?

tyler freeman just had the best defensive inning in CF that i’ve seen in a very long time. 

 

he saved at least six bases and one run on these back to back plays.

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On 6/8/2024 at 5:51 PM, Beau Vine said:

Why in the blue fuck would anyone buy a Tropicana Field hat?

 


who wouldn’t want a Tropicana hat ???

The old step on the bag with your glove play

Hitting the backflip on a field run is ELITE, but the still frame of tasering takes it to another level!

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