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Lulz at the last few posts...jesus christ

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

I'd like to take a flamethrower to the entire Cubs bullpen.  

Jazz you're a real man you know that /douchebagMcCarver 

Jose Trevino has an impressive 13 stolen bases against him over the past two starts 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Jose Trevino has an impressive 13 stolen bases against him over the past two starts 

Perhaps the Yankees can shore up their defense at the trade deadline by bringing back Gary Sanchez?

I have a fantasy where Trevino & Clay Holmes volunteer for a voyage to explore & possibly colonize deep space. On a rocket with no plans to ever return to earth. 

Kwan had a leadoff double today, getting him to exactly a .400 batting average on the year. He's still some ABs short of qualifying, but he's been on fire since coming back from injury. 14 game hit streak going now too. 

24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Incredible defense by Andrew Vaughn this inning, looks like he's never played the position before. 

You know it's bad when they actually give you an error these days.

could we not have gotten this singing and dancing done during the hour that fox was on air from 5-6? it’s 6:08 pm, nobody is in their seats, and i’m watching some strange high school theater production that’s happening in front of said empty seats when the game was supposed to start at 6. why do we do this. 

oh good, now they’re going to wheel out a bunch of decrepit old dudes who look like they don’t know where they are and don’t want to be here. great stuff as always fox. 

edit: ok at least some of these guys seem to be having a good time. still, don’t say the game starts at 6 when it doesn’t.

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12 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

could we not have gotten this singing and dancing done during the hour that fox was on air from 5-6? it’s 6:08 pm, nobody is in their seats, and i’m watching some strange high school theater production that’s happening in front of said empty seats when the game was supposed to start at 6. why do we do this. 

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well it was listed at 6pm on my espn app and my cable, so i’ll go ahead and blame them for making me tune in 15 minutes early. the nerve.

Well, it’s 6:25 and they are still fucking around, so 10 minutes late at this point.

The guy singer wearing culottes was an interesting look. 

1 minute ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Well, it’s 6:25 and they are still fucking around, so 10 minutes late at this point.

That old guy was awesome. He would have kept telling stories until 9pm if Ken didn't gently jump in and cut him off 

Ok I thought the pregame ceremony was amazing.

The missing man formation flyover got me.

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lulz, rosenthal is interviewing an old timer and my mom says, “is peewee herman doing this interview?”

Damn i am mesmerized by this 1954 telecast

It's kind of cool

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What will have the higher ratings?

this game or swimming and diving Olympic trials?

MAGA turned this off after about 2 minutes, so definitely swimming.

 

Nice baserunning, Crawford, fuck you.

Ol Don fell on hard times after the Expos left. here’s a pic of him in 2017 in Cooperstown when Bud Selig was getting inducted alongside Tim Raines.

 

 

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Shota more like Shita today

10 ER's today in 3 innings

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bryce harper pantomimes sucking a dick and baseball fans in twitter love it.

 

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On 6/10/2024 at 10:16 PM, Helobious said:

@Beau Vine how’s all that shit talking about Rodon working out for you so far this year? 

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Lulz.

 

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