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#1807
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Plus, Sacramento’s playing surface will be changed to artificial turf to accommodate two teams using the stadium … the A’s plus the Sacramento minor league team.

#1808
Elly De La Cruz is a sicko for stealing 2nd base after the catcher caught the pitch. 🤢That's 45 stolen bases for Elly this season. 🔥(🎥: @Reds)pic.twitter.com/UQ2i2P3YYz

 

#1812

Helluva play by a 1B, but he's rather lucky Fat Joc was on 3rd. 

This was incredible by Matt Olson. Not only does he make the catch for the second out, but he makes a strong enough throw, while slipping, to prevent a run from scoring.

 

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#1818

Bring back old school baseball ….

We’ve all seen Albert Bell shoulder tackle Fernando Vina, but the whole sequence is so much wilder.

 

#1819

 

Big news out of the Dominican Republic from ESPN's @JuanRecioM: Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wander Franco has been formally charged with sexual abuse and sexual exploitation against a minor. https://t.co/GCDsSqrnsG

 

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#1820
2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

Big news out of the Dominican Republic from ESPN's @JuanRecioM: Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wander Franco has been formally charged with sexual abuse and sexual exploitation against a minor. https://t.co/GCDsSqrnsG

 

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#1821
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bring back old school baseball ….

We’ve all seen Albert Bell shoulder tackle Fernando Vina, but the whole sequence is so much wilder.

 

Based off this vid, no wonder Joe Namath wanted to kiss Suzy Kolber. 

She had to have had a mean pelt. 

#1822

You know Suzy Kolber had a big ol' bush.  Like there was no point in shaving it because it would grow back in like an hour.

#1823
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bring back old school baseball ….

We’ve all seen Albert Bell shoulder tackle Fernando Vina, but the whole sequence is so much wilder.

 

I remember watching that game at a friend's house when I was a kid, it was awesome. The count was 3-0 when he got plunked, which is even better. The next day the news said some local bars were advertising a drink special called "The Vina Collida" as a joke.

There are tons of hilarious Albert 'joey' Belle stories out there, like the time he got a teammate to try to sneak through the ceiling to get into the umps lockers to replace his corked bat to avoid getting suspended. Dude was a surly asshole through and through. 

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#1825
Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wander Franco has now been placed on the restricted list and is no longer being paid or receiving service time after being formally charged with sexual abuse, sexual exploitation and human trafficking in the Dominican Republic. Franco is in the third year…


$182mil guaranteed contract, what a dumb ass 

#1827

Random-ass stat.

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Jose Ramírez became the second player to get intentionally walked three times and have three hits in a game since Major League Baseball began tracking free passes in 1955, and the Cleveland Guardians held on to beat the Detroit Tigers 9-8 in 10 innings Tuesday night.

"He got some pitches to hit, and he didn't miss them," Guardians manager Stephen Vogt said. 

Ramírez joined Paul Goldschmidt, who pulled off the feat for Arizona against Milwaukee in 2015, according to Sportradar. Ramirez is also the first to have three intentional walks in a game since San Diego's Jake Cronenworth did it nearly three years ago, according to Sportradar.

"That tells you what I think about Ramírez," Tigers manager A.J. Hinch said. 

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#1828

 

Michael Kopech is the first White Sox pitcher to record an immaculate inning since Sloppy Thurston on Aug. 22, 1923. https://t.co/XVjT9idhua

Beau will have to fill us in on ol' Sloppy. 

#1832

Skenes is doing something special this afternoon vs the Brewers. He probably won’t be able to finish it off though with 99 pitches through 7 ip. 

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#1833
On 5/10/2024 at 2:24 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn. 

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Former big league infielder Sean Burroughs passed away this week at just 43 years of age, Bob Nightengale of USA Today reports. Tragically, the former Little League World Series hero and No. 9 overall draft pick collapsed while coaching his son’s little league game.

The son of former No. 1 overall draft pick, two-time All-Star, and 1974 American League MVP Jeff Burroughs, Sean clearly had baseball in his DNA. He starred on the mound and at the plate while leading his Long Beach team to consecutive Little League World Series wins and eventually went on to be selected by the Padres with the ninth overall pick in the 1998 draft. Baseball America ranked him among the sport’s top-100 prospects in each of the next four years, including top-10 rankings each year from 2000-02. Burroughs represented the United States in the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney and won a Gold Medal. 

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/05/sean-burroughs-passes-away.html

Fucking fentanyl. 

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Former major leaguer Sean Burroughs suffered fentanyl intoxication when he died in the parking lot at a Long Beach, California, baseball field in May, according to the Los Angeles County medical examiner.

The medical examiner released its findings into Burroughs' death this week and ruled it as an accident.

Burroughs died May 9 at the age of 43. He was found unconscious next to his car at Stearns Champions Park in Long Beach after dropping off his son, Knox, for a Little League game, Long Beach Little League president Doug Wittman said at the time. Wittman said CPR was performed on Burroughs in hopes of reviving him but that he remained unresponsive and was pronounced dead at the scene shortly after. 

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#1838
47 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Cubs Cody Bellinger to IL with fractured finger from HBP last night.


the cubs front office is too dumb to trade him to start with 

#1840
1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Phillies sweep Dodgers, never trailed. 

If we don’t get some arms back, we’re sunk.  We have so many arms on the DL. Oh and an MVP caliber player.  We are scuffling to get through injuries.  We may or may not be able to.  It will be interesting to see how much of our strong farm system we’re willing to sacrifice at the deadline.  Sooooo many buyers.  Sellers market for sure.

#1841
34 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

If we don’t get some arms back, we’re sunk.  We have so many arms on the DL. Oh and an MVP caliber player.  We are scuffling to get through injuries.  We may or may not be able to.  It will be interesting to see how much of our strong farm system we’re willing to sacrifice at the deadline.  Sooooo many buyers.  Sellers market for sure.

Is there an echo in here? - Astro fan for the past month.(except for the strong farm system part)

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#1842
43 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

If we don’t get some arms back, we’re sunk.  We have so many arms on the DL. Oh and an MVP caliber player.  We are scuffling to get through injuries.  We may or may not be able to.  It will be interesting to see how much of our strong farm system we’re willing to sacrifice at the deadline.  Sooooo many buyers.  Sellers market for sure.


get back to us when you 9 pitchers on the IL 

 

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#1843
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


get back to us when you 9 pitchers on the IL 

 

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Get back to me when you have a Mookie Betts on the DL on top of the arms.

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#1850

One of the worst calls ever ….

1991 WS Gm2: Hrbek lifts Gant off the bag for the out. The only person in the world who honestly thought Gant just decided to do a one armed hand stand while being tagged was the umpire.If you’ve never seen this watch it, it’s crazy.

 

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