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#2851
12 hours ago, David Dennison said:

He's not the best hitter in the game. He's not the best pitcher in the game. He doesn't play in the outfield.

But he's really freaking good and fun to watch.

Fuck right off

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#2852
11 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah that’s ridiculous.  Plenty?  LOL

Maybe prime juiced Bonds.  And that’s only if you don’t take Ohtani pitching in to consideration.  WAR with both is just asinine.  

To me the conversation is basically Bonds, Ruth and that’s prolly it. Hank, Willie a few others have some longevity arguments but no one else has ever been like this.

#2853
42 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Fuck right off

I swear this generation doesn't deserve a player like Ohtani. Fucking internet rejects watch a game like yesterday and try to downplay it.

#2854

JoePos:

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So, now, let’s break down the Ohtani game:

First, he went 6-for-6. That has happened just 75 times in baseball history—10 times in the last 10 years.

Colorado’s Charlie Blackmon vs. Diamondbacks, 2014

California’s C.J. Cron at Boston, 2016

The Mets’ Wilmer Flores vs. the Cubs, 2016

Washington’s Anthony Rendon vs. the Mets, 2017

Houston’s George Springer at Oakland, 2018

Milwaukee’s Christian Yelich at Cincinnati, 2018

Cincinnati’s Phil Ervin at Colorado, 2019

Boston’s Rafael Devers at Cleveland, 2019

Washington’s Luis Garcia Jr. at Kansas City, 2023

Shohei at Miami, 2024

It’s interesting—but certainly not meaningful—that the last six times a player has had six hits in a game, they did it on the road.

OK, so just going 6-for-6 in a game is absurd and super-rare. There are many, many fewer 6-for-6 games in baseball history (75) than no-hitters (326).

Now, let’s add a few things. Shohei Ohtani had 17 total bases. That has happened just seven times in baseball history. The other six all involved players who hit four homers in a game.

19: Los Angeles’ Shawn Green, 2002 (4 homers, single, double)

18: Texas’ Josh Hamilton, 2012 (4 homers, double)

18: Milwaukee’s Joe Adcock, 1954 (4 homers, double)

17: Brooklyn’s Gil Hodges, 1950 (4 homers, single)

17: Philadelphia’s Mike Schmidt, 1976 (4 homers, single)

17: Cincinnati’s Scooter Gennett, 2017 (4 homers, single)

17: Shohei, 2024 (3 homers, two doubles, single)

OK, so that’s even more rare. Next: How many players have hit three home runs and stolen a base in the same game? That would be 20—a wonderful list that includes Shohei, Barry Bonds, Eric Davis (he did it twice!), Barry Larkin, Willie Stargell, Joe Carter, Paul Goldschmidt and, obviously, Joey Votto (!).

Now, how many of them hit three home runs and stole two bases in the same game?

Um:

Shohei Ohtani, Sept. 19, 2024: 3 home runs, 2 stolen bases.

 

#2855

 

Question. So when this dude tries to sell it for millions, how can he prove that ball is legit? What's to keep anyone dude from selling a baseball and claiming that is the ball?

#2856
20 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Question. So when this dude tries to sell it for millions, how can he prove that ball is legit? What's to keep anyone dude from selling a baseball and claiming that is the ball?

I imagine you can get some sort of authentication from MLB/Experts. It’s all on video. They can see who caught it.

#2857
1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

I imagine you can get some sort of authentication from MLB/Experts. It’s all on video. They can see who caught it.

Plus, they usually put special balls in play (that’s what she said) when a significant milestone is about to be achieved. I assume that happened yesterday. 
 

Edited by UTexasFight

#2858
3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Plus, they usually put special balls in play (that’s what she said) when a significant milestone is about to be achieved. I assume that happened yesterday. 
 

yes that happened yesterday.  they interviewed him and he said he was glad it was over and gave an example of having to put the special balls in play every time he came up.

#2859

This seems bad:

The #Nationals are optioning INF CJ Abrams, per @Britt_Ghiroli
You want a sign of how upset the Nats were when they decided to send CJ Abrams down:The Triple-A season ends tomorrow. There are no more games. So by being sent down, Abrams will be in West Palm not even playing in rehab games based on the timing of all of this.

 

CJ Abrams just got demoted to AAA for gamblingWe just lost our strongest soldier 🫡 https://t.co/ExDfCrqSrN

 

#2861
49 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This seems bad:

The #Nationals are optioning INF CJ Abrams, per @Britt_Ghiroli
You want a sign of how upset the Nats were when they decided to send CJ Abrams down:The Triple-A season ends tomorrow. There are no more games. So by being sent down, Abrams will be in West Palm not even playing in rehab games based on the timing of all of this.

 

CJ Abrams just got demoted to AAA for gamblingWe just lost our strongest soldier 🫡 https://t.co/ExDfCrqSrN

 

holy shit what a moron.

#2863

bro at least wear a hoodie and some shades. what the hell.

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#2864
On 9/20/2024 at 9:33 AM, Beau Vine said:

JoePos:

 

Josh Hamilton?  Fuck that piece of shit cocksucker.  I hope he dies of ass cancer. 

#2865
10 hours ago, Derka said:

holy shit what a moron.

[Mickey] What am I missing? What’s the big deal? [/Mantle]
 

but seriously. I feel like an idiot but what am I missing? (Assuming he wasn’t in the sportsbook)

#2868
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

They’re 69-86.

 

but “set an example” blah blah whatever. 

it’s a pretty terrible example to set to let your only all star just totally check out on the season and his teammates like it’s no biggie. that’s what losing organizations do. huge chump move on his part. 

#2869

And he’s been fucking AWFUL in the 2nd half. Pretty fucking sure this wasn’t strike one.

He should have been sent down for his blistering .586 OPS this half. 

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#2871

Ohtani homer and stolen base today.  4 for 5.  


Homered in the bottom of 9 to tie it, Betts followed with one to win it. 

#2872
Just now, Gil Bang said:

Ohtani homer and stolen base today.  4 for 5.  


Homered in the bottom of 9 to tie it, Betts followed with one to win it. 

Huge.  What a big win.

#2873

CWS tie 62 Mets for futility.

pic.twitter.com/xpHv4N8ANq

 

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

#2875
Paul Skenes, 100mph Fastball, 95mph Splinker, 85mph Sweeper and 88mph Changeup, 4 Pitch Overlay

 

#2877

2024 will be remembered as one of the greatest seasons of all time. Judge, Soto, Ohtani, Witt, Jasson Dominguez. Unreal

#2878
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

2024 will be remembered as one of the greatest seasons of all time. Judge, Soto, Ohtani, Witt, Jasson Dominguez. Unreal

Tom Cruise Smile GIF

#2880

The best part of it is we should see all of those guys in the playoffs if KC can hang on. I’m glad Ohtani is the anti-Trout and actually wanted the spotlight and the pressure of playing in October.

#2881
Listen you can cheer for whoever/whatever you want during the last week of regular season baseball but I will be cheering for Jose Ramirez to hit 3 HRs and deliver the quietest 40/40 season of all-time

 

#2882

Helobius has set this up nicely.

If the Yankees don't win it all, it's one of the greatest disappointments of all time.

I can't imagine how bad it will be if they don't even win the AL pennant.

#2883
23 hours ago, Helobious said:

2024 will be remembered as one of the greatest seasons of all time. Judge, Soto, Ohtani, Witt, Jasson Dominguez. Unreal

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#2884
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Helobius has set this up nicely.

If the Yankees don't win it all, it's one of the greatest disappointments of all time.

I can't imagine how bad it will be if they don't even win the AL pennant.

It’ll be awesome watching you guys get bounced in the wild card round while we rest up at home.

#2886

If astros get knocked out in wild card so what. They will always be the Yankees post season daddy.

#2887
47 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Everyone knows which team Yankee fan really doesn't want to face in the ALCS.

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Did I do that correctly?

#2888
45 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

If astros get knocked out in wild card so what. They will always be the Yankees post season daddy.

27 titles to 1 (legit) title. You tell me whose postseason daddy. 

#2890
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

27 titles to 1 (legit) title. You tell me whose postseason daddy. 

How many post season series have you won against the Astros?

#2891
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Padres-Dodgers starting tonight.  Title on the line.  

Also Braves-Mets. Wild card spot on the line. 

#2892

Legit titles? How many yankees were juiced in the 90's and 2000's. How many were taking greenies (amphetamine) pre 1980's? Don't try the whole yankees are pure and never did anything wrong bs .

My statement was the Astros own the Yankees in the post season.
13 to 5 fyi

#2893
Wow 😳 https://t.co/el9WosV4Md

 

#2895

Pirates gonna Pirates.

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First baseman Rowdy Tellez, who entered the day four plate appearances shy of a $200,000 bonus, was released by the Pittsburgh Pirates before Tuesday's game against the Milwaukee Brewers. 

#2897
The Orioles set up "Baby's first Clinchmas" for 20 year old Jackson Holliday 😭

 

#2899
45 minutes ago, Derka said:
The Orioles set up "Baby's first Clinchmas" for 20 year old Jackson Holliday 😭

 

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#2900

Pads up 4-1 in the bottom of 9, but Suarez is pitching, so pads are fucked.

 

and of course he gives up a hit. 

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