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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I would think if Kravem does not well, the job is his. 

you need to clean this up

we all know Tom Hardy would clearly be better than anyone.  I don’t know if he wants it though. 

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

we all know Tom Hardy would clearly be better than anyone.  I don’t know if he wants it though. 

The guy who played the bad guy in the worst Star Trek movie made (so far)?

He’s like 7 years older than Cavill.  No thanks.

35 minutes ago, futureman said:

we all know Tom Hardy would clearly be better than anyone.  I don’t know if he wants it though. 

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35 minutes ago, futureman said:

we all know Tom Hardy would clearly be better than anyone.  I don’t know if he wants it though. 

Tell me you're short without telling me you're short.

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The guy who played the bad guy in the worst Star Trek movie made (so far)?

He’s like 7 years older than Cavill.  No thanks.

Of all movies you pick this movie to criticize him over? Just ignore all the good roles huh? Go right to the bottom of the barrel. Alright

I thought they were committed to the next Bond being female?  Or am I misremembering?

41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The guy who played the bad guy in the worst Star Trek movie made (so far)?

He’s like 7 years older than Cavill.  No thanks.

Holy shit.  I had to look this up to see if it's true.  I had no idea he was in a Star Trek movie.  I never watched that one.

22 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I thought they were committed to the next Bond being female?  Or am I misremembering?

Melissa McCarthy

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

Melissa McCarthy

Kinky 

If we are picking old guys, I'm picking Idris Elba.

I think he would be great for the role if he were 15-20 years younger.

I'm hopeful that it doesn't suck.  I read somewhere that there is thought of doing a complete reset with the new bond and having it set in the 1940s post war. That gets me excited. 

It'd be interesting if they killed Bond off more frequently and rolled through a variety of 007s.   I could see a hot fit lady as Bond.   Or maybe a non white guy..

Simu Liu perhaps?

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42 minutes ago, locodos said:

It'd be interesting if they killed Bond off more frequently and rolled through a variety of 007s.   I could see a hot fit lady as Bond.   Or maybe a non white guy..

d perhaps?

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They've had:

  • a Scottsman (Sean Connery),
  • an Australian (Roger Lazenby),
  • a Welshman (Timothy Dalton),
  • an Irishman (Pierce Brosnan),

so sure a Canadian (Simu Liu) seems to fit the bill.

 

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I thought they were committed to the next Bond being female?  Or am I misremembering?

What if he just identifies as one?

14 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If Kraven does well, the job is probably his.*

so you're saying it probably won't be him then.

Producers want someone in their early 30s who can carry the franchise for at least a decade or longer as Craig did. So Cavill, Elba, and Hardy are all too old.

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Producers want someone in their early 30s who can carry the franchise for at least a decade or longer as Craig did. So Cavill, Elba, and Hardy are all too old.

Cavill is 40 and could carry it for a decade.  Craig carried it into his early 50s.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Cavill is 40 and could carry it for a decade.  Craig carried it into his early 50s.

While I agree with you, it doesn't matter. The producers have been very publicly saying they want someone in their early 30s. In the minds of the people making the decision, he's too old. 

3 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:
  • an Australian (Roger Lazenby)

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27 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

But, they killed off 007 at the end of the last movie.

 

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Multiverse, bruh

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

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That was the movie where Q spliced Roger Moore and George Lazenby together to make Super Bond. 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Only did one, On Her Majesty's Secret Service

That was GEORGE Lazenby

43 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That was GEORGE Lazenby

He should have done 2 more. 

They really screwed up by fucking around and missing the Elba window.  Aaron Taylor-Johnson would be good.  Beyond that, I think Daniel Kaaluya would be interesting.

I know there are a lot of Melissa McCarthy jokes, but "Spy" was legitimately very funny.  Mostly due to Rose Byrne, Janney and Statham, but still.   

Are we sure Idris Elba is too old? I mean, I know he's over 50, but he certainly doesn't look like it. I really don't think it would be difficult for the makeup people to make him look younger even after he hits 60. Plus, black don't crack.

JFC, he needs to trade this granny in on a newer model. He's been dating an old lady since he was a teenager.

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3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

JFC, he needs to trade this granny in on a newer model. He's been dating an old lady since he was a teenager.

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18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Michael Douglas GIF by SAG Awards

Did either of those relationships start when the women were in their teens? Not even remotely close.

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