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6 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

He would make a great regular, human spy.

i am inclined real spies look and work like this.

this transcript of an air force lt colonel getting catfished by someone posing as a honeypot

 

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13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

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His daddy already told him not to sing with a fake British accent 

8 hours ago, Viper said:

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8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

He would make a great regular, human spy.

 

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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i'm an ATJ fan, first saw him in Nocturnal Animals and he was absolutely fantastic. Bond would obviously be total opposite, but he's suave enough to pull it off. Cavill would be an easy pick, but i feel he's too buff or something

7 hours ago, mchookem said:

i'm an ATJ fan, first saw him in Nocturnal Animals and he was absolutely fantastic. Bond would obviously be total opposite, but he's suave enough to pull it off. Cavill would be an easy pick, but i feel he's too buff or something

I wanted Robert Pattison.  He stole every one of his Tenet scenes.

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28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

All fucking in !!!!!!!!

 

He's too old. It's been mentioned several times.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

All fucking in !!!!!!!!

 

I hate these fan fiction "trailers".

On 3/19/2024 at 9:22 AM, locodos said:

It'd be interesting if they killed Bond off more frequently and rolled through a variety of 007s.   I could see a hot fit lady as Bond.   Or maybe a non white guy..

Simu Liu perhaps?

 

If we're going asian, how about Andrew Koji? He was also in Bullet Train.

 

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they really missed the boat with Elba. He was so perfect.

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12 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

But yall knows It’s gonna be Timmy. 
 

and he’ll kill it 

 

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I'm not sure that I agree with you 100% on your policework there, Lou. 

45 minutes ago, futureman said:

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sigh...

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probably some combination of “you can either get even richer or spend a hundred million on legal bills.

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Well, Bond had a great run.

Yeah, going out on the 25th movie while it was still technically Her Majesty’s Secret Service and only serving one Monarch feels very apropos. 

They can still have a Queen.  Ladies and gentlemen, meet your next James Bond

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Belongs in the enshittening thread

bring it on, a tv series around the jr agents would be amazing or agents out of satellite offices 

offer tim c double what craig made, maybe triple 

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

offer tim c double what craig made, maybe triple

why him?

I can’t wait for Q: The College Years, dropping Sundays on Prime!

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32 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I can’t wait for Q: The College Years, dropping Sundays on Prime!

Rather watch Miss Moneypenny: the College Years

 

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3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Rather watch Miss Moneypenny: the College Years

 

She did some... experimenting... I'm sure of it.

10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Rather watch Miss Moneypenny: the College Years

 

Heard she was a stripper to make money for college. At least that's my assumption.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

why him?

Needs to explanation

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On 3/21/2024 at 11:35 AM, rage-a-holic said:

JFC, he needs to trade this granny in on a newer model. He's been dating an old lady since he was a teenager.

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He looks like Jon Hamm and Nicholas Cage had a baby.

10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

He looks like Jon Hamm and Nicholas Cage had a baby.

With a touch of Tom Hiddleston around the eyes. 

I always liked the idea that Bond wasn't a real guy, but a job title. You would have a Bond retire or die and someone would get promoted. Skyfall fucked that all up. It's a mess. Haven't watched the last few.

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16 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I always liked the idea that Bond wasn't a real guy, but a job title. You would have a Bond retire or die and someone would get promoted. Skyfall fucked that all up. It's a mess. Haven't watched the last few.

You're a Dr. Who fan, aren't you?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You're a Dr. Who fan, aren't you?

Fuck no. I remember seeing part of an episode when I was a kid, I couldn't believe people watched that low budget looking shit.

There must be something there for people to have watched it for generations but hell if I can understand the appeal. 

I remember Dr No when I was 5.  My parents took me and I was hooked.  Secret agents were hot from TV and Bond movies in the 60’s.   My favorite movie of the franchise  is still On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.  Would have been the top of all if Connery had played the role.

No argument with the formula you describe and I'd add that the actor swap wherein you take a somewhat unknown but solid actor and make him/her Bond is my preference over a well known person such as Chalamet or Cavill etc. There are plenty of A list types that I think would do well and are pretty to look at but developing someone into Bond somewhat stays true to the character itself.

14 minutes ago, Parliament said:

This drama will be instantly forgotten when Nolan signs on to direct.

You'll have no idea what the fuck is going on, but it'll look fantastic and you'll be deaf by the end of the movie. 

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