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12 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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Beat me to it, albeit a little too on the nose from the Kingsman knockoff series'

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

You'll have no idea what the fuck is going on, but it'll look fantastic and you'll be deaf by the end of the movie. 

Same thing happened to me at the last Ministry concert I went to.

and it was outstanding!

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

you take a somewhat unknown but solid actor and make him/her Bond is my preference

her, huh?

19 hours ago, Superhero said:

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He looks like Jon Hamm and Nicholas Cage had a baby.

Must have been conceived during the Con Air production.

On 2/20/2025 at 12:42 PM, DixonHur said:

They can still have a Queen.  Ladies and gentlemen, meet your next James Bond

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I'm still shocked this is on the air. I'm sure they are just doing great writing or something...there's no way she's believable in that part.

3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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Love both they guys...and it's crazy cause Poulter was such a snotty sniveling little kid actor and he grew up to be really good.

Not sure my man Eggsy can pull of bond, but I haven't seen a movie i didn't like him in yet.

9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Always thought Joseph Gordon Levit would make a good Bond.

They'll never allow an American to play James Bond.  It's like a core belief for them

Sure english folks can play super man and batman and whoever else they want.

 

But God forbid a dirty American even plays Bond or the Doctor.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

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we sure he wasn't

19 minutes ago, Drew said:

They'll never allow an American to play James Bond.  It's like a core belief for them

Sure english folks can play super man and batman and whoever else they want.

 

But God forbid a dirty American even plays Bond or the Doctor.

we sure he wasn't

Well, an American now owns the IP lock,stock, and barrel, so welcome to:

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LFG

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13 hours ago, futureman said:

https://twitter.com/alexmaisonducoq/status/1892612395266343349 

the thing that makes you crazy is that it really is this simple.  it is so fucking simple.  you could swap cavill with hardy or elba or several others, stick closely to everything else, and you’ve got a blockbuster mega hit that everyone loves.  it’s as easy as it gets.

but they won’t do that. 

So, The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

her, huh?

If I was going straight from Ian Fleming, it would be male. He was the author of the novels. However, once entertainment branches away from the source material into other vehicles, the investors can choose whomever they want and I'll either watch/listen/read or I won't depending upon if they offer up a good product.

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19 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Well, an American now owns the IP lock,stock, and barrel, so welcome to:

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Honestly I thought the black girl in 25 fucking killed it. I'd watch a Bond with her as the lead. 

On 2/21/2025 at 1:09 PM, Drew said:

They'll never allow an American to play James Bond.  It's like a core belief for them

Sure english folks can play super man and batman and whoever else they want.

 

But God forbid a dirty American even plays Bond or the Doctor.

we sure he wasn't

 

new amazon series : american james bond 

Woman spy, American spy, etc.  All great premises, but the should stand alone, not draft off of a 70 yo IP.

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0060 + 009

Buddy cop style. Veteran Spy grooms Jr Agent and eventually fall in love against MI6 policy. It is a fight to conceal their love and save the world. 

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33 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Never cared for the actor, but after seeing him in Tenet, he would make a good Bond IMO

See John David Washington, Robert Pattinson in Tenet cast photos

He has a gig

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2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

He has a gig

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Yeah Actors can only play one iconic character...

53 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah Actors can only play one iconic character...

I kid, I kid.  It does beg the obvious question about actors that have stood up multiple franchises with multiple movies and done them equally well

  • Stallone - Rocky, Rambo, Expendables
  • Ford - Indiana Jones and Han Solo
  • Arnold - Terminator & Conan
  • Tom Cruise - Too many to count
  • Keanu - John Wick and The Matrix

I'm sure there are others

 

6 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Never cared for the actor, but after seeing him in Tenet, he would make a good Bond IMO

See John David Washington, Robert Pattinson in Tenet cast photos

Agreed.  That movie was his audition tape.

On 2/21/2025 at 9:45 AM, BabaYaga said:

Beat me to it, albeit a little too on the nose from the Kingsman knockoff series'

Colin Firth should get his chance at Bond.

On 2/23/2025 at 1:45 AM, futureman said:

black girl?  did you mean girl?

You're right. She was the only girl in the film. No reason to use "black" as a descriptor. 

In fact - "black" maybe wasn't descriptive enough seeing as Monneypenny was in 25. 

Why don't you shut the fuck up for a few days. You've been extra cunty lately. 

Pattinson would be good because he can act circles around anything but Batman and Bond feels like a bit much. 

I think Firth is too old and a little too vanilla. 

My vote would be Egerton. 

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You're right. She was the only girl in the film. No reason to use "black" as a descriptor. 

In fact - "black" maybe wasn't descriptive enough seeing as Monneypenny was in 25. 

Why don't you shut the fuck up for a few days. You've been extra cunty lately. 

lulz

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Colin Firth should get his chance at Bond.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I think Firth is too old and a little too vanilla.

NSFW as all get out. It was his audition for Bond.

 

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

NSFW as all get out. It was his audition for Bond.

 

Yeah I've seen Kingsman. It's partially why I suggested Egerton. I just think after Craig (who is the best Bond ever - fight me) you need to remain in the same ballpark and Firth would be a pretty heavy zag. Firth 15 years ago maybe?

I mean dude he's fucking 64. 

On 2/22/2025 at 8:50 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

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Carl Reiner as Auric Goldfinger. Lol.

Mr. Bond must have mentioned the "cleaning voman".

On 2/21/2025 at 7:27 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

No argument with the formula you describe and I'd add that the actor swap wherein you take a somewhat unknown but solid actor and make him/her Bond is my preference over a well known person such as Chalamet or Cavill etc. There are plenty of A list types that I think would do well and are pretty to look at but developing someone into Bond somewhat stays true to the character itself.

female Bond = garbage

Egerton sucks.  Dude is boring.

 

I think they have different routes.

 

Rough and tumble story line (Daniel Craig-esque):

 

Henry Cavill - Find Quality British Films & TV Quickly

 

Gentleman spy storyline (Pierce Brosnan-esque):

 

Tom Hiddleston | Rotten Tomatoes

 

Morose introspective storyline (something new)

Robert Pattinson | Rotten Tomatoes

3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Egerton sucks.  Dude is boring.

 

I think they have different routes.

 

Rough and tumble story line (Daniel Craig-esque):

 

Henry Cavill - Find Quality British Films & TV Quickly

 

Gentleman spy storyline (Pierce Brosnan-esque):

 

Tom Hiddleston | Rotten Tomatoes

 

Morose introspective storyline (something new)

Robert Pattinson | Rotten Tomatoes

Hiddleston is Loki. Wouldn't work imo.

I like Cavill of those three. 

Guessing it will be Chalamet though because why the fuck wouldn't it be. 

I could see Aaron Taylor-Johnson pulling it off. Dude has been in some crap but he can act.

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After watching The Gentlemen and White Lotus S2, I don't think there is a better candidate than Theo James.  He has the required charisma, athleticism, and overall swagger.  He has more charm than any Bond since Sean Connery.   

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On 3/7/2025 at 1:41 PM, ztejas said:

Hiddleston is Loki. Wouldn't work imo.

I like Cavill of those three. 

Guessing it will be Chalamet though because why the fuck wouldn't it be. 

Brunette Hiddleston is Loki. But blonde Hiddleston did alright in the Night Manager.

I like the Cavil and Theo James options more though 

1 hour ago, randomhorn said:

But blonde Hiddleston did alright in the Night Manager.

I thought the night manager was great while also not particularly finding hiddleston overly appealing in that role. 

Are we off Rege-Jean Page for this? He was great in Black Bag and could be a good Bond. Now that the Broccoli’s aren’t around to call him “too urban” like Idris, maybe he should get a look.

Theo James would be good too.

Gordon Ramsay could be an interesting take on Bond and just think of what he cook up for whatever hottie he is banging at the moment.

2 hours ago, veritas aequitas said:

Gordon Ramsay could be an interesting take on Bond and just think of what he cook up for whatever hottie he is banging at the moment.

Gordon Ramsay GIF by Gordon Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back

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