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Narrator:  No one was actually listening or understanding.

7 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Narrator:  No one was actually listening or understanding.
 

This

5 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

30,000 word Cliffs Notes, please? 

Yep, not going to bother with something that is one or two sentences.

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s spelled kibbeh and they’re good

Dammit... I thought it was Kafta. They are also good. And Kafka was a good writer.

The Madonna thing?

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dammit... I thought it was Kafta. They are also good. And Kafka was a good writer.

I believe it is Casbah, like in Rock the Casbah.  The Clash filmed the music video in Austin which makes this whole thing a little too close to home.

14 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Any religion birthed by Madonna is suspicious. 

With children at her feet, I wonder  how she manages to make ends meet

13 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I believe it is Casbah, like in Rock the Casbah.  The Clash filmed the music video in Austin which makes this whole thing a little too close to home.

You’re thinking  of ‘the Road to Kabbalah’ by Three Dog Night 

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13 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I believe it is Casbah, like in Rock the Casbah.  The Clash filmed the music video in Austin which makes this whole thing a little too close to home.

EXACTLY.  I put together a short video to explain:

 

You see, the most important thing to understand is that Sharif don't like it.  You know, he really hates it.

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You’re thinking  of ‘the Road to Kabbalah’ by Three Dog Night 

I thought Hurley's light shined brightly in the halls of Shambala.  

So Madonna created the universe? Was the Big Bang just a queef?

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Kabbalah is the Jewish religion. Madonna is involved in a Satanic corruption of it.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You see, the most important thing to understand is that Sharif don't like it.  You know, he really hates it.

That’s why Marley and Clapton shot him

16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I thought Hurley's light shined brightly in the halls of Shambala.  

This guy?

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45 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Any religion birthed by Madonna is suspicious. 

 

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

EXACTLY.  I put together a short video to explain:

 

You see, the most important thing to understand is that Sharif don't like it.  You know, he really hates it.

 

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s why Marley and Clapton shot him

Wait, Omar got ‘got’ at dat corner start on the west side?

She's a f'n mess now, but "erotica" era madonna was a smokeshow. I'm sure she's always been a mess, but nobody cared in the 90's. 

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I think I'm starting to come around on this theory of everything.

Reading only the title of the thread, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume OP is blaming the Jews.

The technical term is crazier than a shithouse rat.

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:


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I'm beginning to understand.

Sharif don't like it.  You know, he really hates it.

BUT....

Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!

 

It's all starting to make sense.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Almost lunch.

Who's got a good theory on where to get the best kabobs?

 

Don't ask Sharif.  He's in a fucking mood.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Almost lunch.

Who's got a good theory on where to get the best kabobs?

 

Levant cafe in cedar park 

theoretically

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Don't ask Sharif.  He's in a fucking mood.

Omar?

Dude is likely just still mad about losing the Oscar to Ed Begley.

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't ask Sharif.  He's in a fucking mood.

He don't like it

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Reading only the title of the thread, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume OP is blaming the Jews.

I'm Jewish. You can read the articles I wrote while I was working in politics in Israel. Israel decided they hated my politics and tortured me for 5 years to suppress the theory. They asked me to be involved in the peace negotiations because they know it's the theory of everything. Yes. I'm a Jew. I blame us. 

 

https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/author/joseph-aaron-stang/

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15 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

I'm Jewish. You can read the articles I wrote while I was working in politics in Israel. Israel decided they hated my politics and tortured me for 5 years to suppress the theory. They asked me to be involved in the peace negotiations because they know it's the theory of everything. Yes. I'm a Jew. I blame us. 

 

https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/author/joseph-aaron-stang/

Did it work?

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10 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Did it work?

I'm shadow banned on every social network. I've been homeless and broke for the last 2 years because they made deals with people in the British government, and all the physicists that know it's the TOE have been forced to sign NDAs. Yes. It has worked. I want out of this prison.

You wouldn't happen to have extremely strong feelings on tow truck companies, would you?

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10 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

And yet...... Surly is the best place to keep your theories going?

I'm agitating for Texas Secession. This is one of the places I post. If you want to see the record of the Masonic/Kabbalistic negotiations look on my Twitter, @cuckTheNaughty .

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