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28 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Colorado State literally scored 3 points in the 35 minutes following this tweet.

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    Colorado State literally scored 3 points in the 35 minutes following this tweet.

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    The only L in here is your labia

  • shadow_operative
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    i don’t understand why we can’t all just call it like it is: •csu was *terrible*, and it has nothing to do with our defense. they missed a million wide open shots. •we were not very good eit

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Just now, Brian Fantana said:

This might be the most embarrassing offensive drought of all time

Didn't watch Nevada today I guess...  😋

CSU missed shots but they also didn't get to the rim. Amazing what happens when you keep players in front of you. 

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

This might be the most embarrassing offensive drought of all time

And yet it’ll go down to the wire…

Still only a 2 TD game (with 2 two-point conversions).

If you had told me that Abmas and Disu would be ice cold for pretty much the entire half, and yet we would be up 16 at the break I would’ve taken it. At least they’re playing good defense and rebounding. Surely someone will heat up in the second half….. Right?

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This is a case where Texas athleticism is a big advantage.

Objectively the score says Beard level tourney D and Barnes level tourney O

 

 

Good stuff

Just now, Newdoc said:

This is a case where Texas athleticism is a big advantage.

Csu’s has the athleticism of a buncha chubby rec league guys

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

I remember my Jr High team scored 11 in a half once.

Congratulations on your championship. 

The overall college basketball product is more like this game than many want to believe.

It’s why it’s hilarious when people complain about offense all the time acting like good offense is normal. There is about a coin flip chance you are about to see a 5 minute scoring drought anytime you flip on a random game.

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2 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

If you had told me that Abmas and Disu would be ice cold for pretty much the entire half, and yet we would be up 16 at the break I would’ve taken it. At least they’re playing good defense and rebounding. Surely someone will heat up in the second half….. Right?

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Do we want anyone to heat up? It seems like status quo would be pretty fucking good for us. 

Candace Parker is one of the best analysts in the game - if not the best - and they let her say like 15 words.

C'mon guys. Jay Wright doesn't have practice being on TV. 

22 minutes ago, ryskey said:

lol combined 3 assists through 14 minutes

4 assists through 20 minutes.  Very consistent pace

Seriously this first half has to have set some records for offensive futility?

I think against KSU in the b12 tourney. 

He broke his thumb in the last Baylor game and hasn’t missed a rotation since … tough mofo

How much cheaper would State Farm insurance be if they didn’t show me Clark’s horrible acting every commercial break?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Candace Parker is one of the best analysts in the game - if not the best - and they let her say like 15 words.

C'mon guys. Jay Wright doesn't have practice being on TV. 

Maybe that’s why you like her so much? They don’t let her talk much 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Candace Parker is one of the best analysts in the game - if not the best - and they let her say like 15 words.

C'mon guys. Jay Wright doesn't have practice being on TV. 

anal ysts…Iswyd

I just learned how to pronounce Doo-chezny, which is not pronounced the way I just spelled it.

You people acting like RT can't choke this away

Just now, DaysOff said:

You people acting like RT can't choke this away

Oh he (and the team) absofuckinglutely can

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

You people acting like RT can't choke this away

Abilene Christian PTSD?

11 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

The overall college basketball product is more like this game than many want to believe.

It’s why it’s hilarious when people complain about offense all the time acting like good offense is normal. There is about a coin flip chance you are about to see a 5 minute scoring drought anytime you flip on a random game.

This…isn’t the flex post you think it is

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Abilene Christian PTSD?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I just noticed on ESPN that this game is at half, with Texas leading by 16 points.  Wondering if I should turn on the game or not . . .

27-11 lead for Texas to start 2nd half...

Let's build on this please 🤘

Cut their heads off and shit down their fucking throats. Figuratively. 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I just noticed on ESPN that this game is at half, with Texas leading by 16 points.  Wondering if I should turn on the game or not . . .

Not. 

Just now, Deej said:

Disu is point shaving.

How did he miss that? 

CSU gonna try to get to the foul line more in 2nd half because of their offensive struggles.  The rams turnovers really helped Texas scoring in the 1st half.

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