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2 hours ago, FWD said:

Signed today by the 'Skins.

 

 

 

Great News!!  Hope he earns a roster spot in NFL somewhere... if not, wonder if Gary possibly ends up on a practice squad??

Edited by LTtxfan

22 hours ago, FWD said:

Signed today by the 'Skins.

 

 

Official

 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Expect a surge in the D.C. area birthrate in 270 days. 

Skins' training staff will probably perform an accidental orchiectomy. Great that he has a job, but has to be considered the 32nd best destination in the NFL.

  • Machinator changed the title to Gary Johnson hates QBs and RBs - signs with the Washington Redskins
  • 2 weeks later...
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  • Machinator changed the title to Gary Johnson hates QBs and RBs
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2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I wonder how many kids he fathered between the previous two posts.

I clicked thinking the same. Glad to be disappointed.

19 hours ago, touchthemonolith said:

Scary Gary will impregnate your Mom while you're out there running drills.

He should change it to Scary Step-Daddy Gary. 

20 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Forgot about GJ.  Hard to believe he couldn't stick on ST at least.   Dude could run.

1 hour ago, DenverHorn said:

Forgot about GJ.  Hard to believe he couldn't stick on ST at least.   Dude could run.

So much for women weakening legs.  Amirite

8 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

So much for women weakening legs.  Amirite

It just weakens them if you're a boxer.

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

It just weakens them if you're a boxer.

That is why my junk is Free Range!

1 hour ago, DenverHorn said:

Forgot about GJ.  Hard to believe he couldn't stick on ST at least.   Dude could run.

I think he'll make it once the feeder league is back up and running.

Forgot about GJ.  Hard to believe he couldn't stick on ST at least.   Dude could run.

My thoughts exactly. With the trend toward more college offenses, I thought he’d be able to stay around.

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