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  • Lonestar88
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    I know no one on this board ever wants to be reasonable, especially after a loss. But it was a pretty good season. Tennessee is clearly the more talented team and we still almost stole one. We do

  • This looks like a Rick Barnes team playing against a Rick Barnes team.  

  • Barnes is a plus human being. I hope we beat them of course but no hate from me. 

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Texas either miraculously wins, or we get blown out. I don’t see a five-point loss. 

7 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Texas either miraculously wins, or we get blown out. I don’t see a five-point loss. 

So a 5 point win then?

we should know the game time momentarily, but my guess is it'll be around 1:30ish as i expect unc/michigan state to be the stand alone 11:00am game and we're playing in the same arena as them.

7 minutes ago, Fletch said:

So a 5 point win then?

maybe we'll beat THEM by 5

46 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

we should know the game time momentarily, but my guess is it'll be around 1:30ish as i expect unc/michigan state to be the stand alone 11:00am game and we're playing in the same arena as them.

Close - It's 8pm on CBS.

 

 

Need Disu and Abmas to both wake the fuck up for this one. Don’t really know the last game they were both on tbh.

8 eastern is perfect for me in Alaska, 4 p.m.   gives me plenty of time to work shoveling the snow. We have a temporary heat wave today and tomorrow.  I'm trying to find the boardwalk under the piled snow, so I can get out of here in late May. 

We get to play Barnes as an underdog in March?!?!?

My dreams have come true! 🤘🏼

  • Pancho changed the title to Texas (+6.5) vs Tennessee - Saturday at 7pm on CBS

if it's close, many hemorrhoids will combust within Barnes, along with lip-licking/ lizard style. High value entertainment.

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Less than 24 hours till gametime...

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messed up

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

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Rick cannot change his DNA, a lizard is a lizard, when cold will waddle toward the heat, when hot will retreat toward the cool respite of resignation, while licking lips. Soothsayers need not apply. The truth will be born in the body of Barnes.

14 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

We get to play Barnes as an underdog in March?!?!?

My dreams have come true! 🤘🏼

You just aborted a Derka orgasm. 

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i am seriously not ready for Derka Bowl 2024. if i get what i want then rick barnes loses as a 2 seed in the second round which even for him is a new low. if i don’t get what i want then Texas is out of the tourney, our season is over, and brock, disu, abmas, and at least a couple more guys will have played their last game for texas. 

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1 hour ago, Hornster said:

Tennessee's 51 page media guide for this game. Does Texas publish any similar?

https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/sidearm.nextgen.sites/utsports.com/documents/2024/3/22/G34_3-23-24_Texas_NCAATr32.pdf

Yes

 

https://texassports.com/documents/2024/3/22/NCAA_Tourney_Second_Round__Tennessee_.pdf

But only 40 pages.

not off to a good start : /

 

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5 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Rodney Terry is going to eat Rick Barnes’ liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Yeah, but RT has a G6PD deficiency, so it doesn’t work out well. 

In my fantasy we play great and move on but I just don’t think we match up well with the vols and feel a 15 point loss coming. Only way we have a shot is for Disu and Max to have great games.

I ran 3 simulations this morning on NCAA and UT wins by 9,4,and 12. Also got recurring popup, CJK5H.

18 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

I ran 3 simulations this morning on NCAA and UT wins by 9,4,and 12. Also got recurring popup, CJK5H.

I put a lip lickin' lizard and a mongoose wearing a Gustavo Fring mask into a steel cage this morning.

Fring-goose won. Easily.

We got this.

Based on the stellar performance of the SEC so far, we should win this game by 15+.

I ain't skeert.

Texas needs Abmas and Disu to show up, Knecht to be aight, and the same defensive effort from Thursday. 

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

In my fantasy we play great and move on but I just don’t think we match up well with the vols and feel a 15 point loss coming.

Seems overly pessimistic.

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Seems overly pessimistic.

There is a large faction of our fanbase that hopes this happens, so they can boast about how bad a coach they think Terry is.

Best chance of winning is if we turn it into a grind it out kind of game like the last one. Don't have the firepower to win a shootout due to lack of scorers. Wish we had Brumbaugh

27 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

There is a large faction of our fanbase that hopes this happens, so they can boast about how bad a coach they think Terry is.

Kinda like you and the Astros with dusty baker so stfu. He won the WS and you gave him zero props. You’re blowing rt and blasting anyone that thinks we will lose today. We don’t match up well. I think we’re gonna lose. I’m realistic. If we win and I hope we do it will be because we played above our heads. 

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I put a lip lickin' lizard and a mongoose wearing a Gustavo Fring mask into a steel cage this morning.

Fring-goose won. Easily.

We got this.

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27 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Kinda like you and the Astros with dusty baker so stfu. He won the WS and you gave him zero props. You’re blowing rt and blasting anyone that thinks we will lose today. We don’t match up well. I think we’re gonna lose. I’m realistic. If we win and I hope we do it will be because we played above our heads. 

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58 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

There is a large faction of our fanbase that hopes this happens, so they can boast about how bad a coach they think Terry is.

Give me a fucking break.  Large faction?  Based on some posts on a message board?

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lmao that was definitely you as dusty won the WS and you disappeared. Pussy. 


no one gives a shit about your little Houston rivalries. This is a college basketball thread. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


no one gives a shit about your little Houston rivalries. This is a college basketball thread. 

Then don’t read it.

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