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As you can see if you have the ability to understand things with logic, they asked me to explain the Aharonov Bohm effect with the theory so I did. No math was required.

 

https://www.scienceforums.net/topic/133687-bohmian-locality-as-an-answer-to-bells-inequalities/#comments

 

Let's be clear about what happened. I am Jewish. I disagreed with Israel about the correct location for the third temple, and the correct way to negotiate with the Palestinians. In response they tortured me for 5 years to suppress this while banging on about trusting the science and getting the jab. The entire Jewish world is aware this fixes quantum physics. The only reason they haven't publicized it is because they want it to be a state secret, and they know if they do, their treatment of me will become public knowledge. Instead of agreeing to build the temple on the right mountain, they want to start WWIII.

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While all of that was happening, people intelligent enough to understand the coin plan I wrote used it to enlist all Christian Zionists in a conspiracy against me, and I was banned on every social network. People on this board have proven they are involved in this conspiracy. You are down voting the guy that fixed what Einstein got wrong. It isn't a good look for the University of Texas. Do better.

Losing to Baylor in baseball isn’t a good look for the University of Texas. 

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I'm done with the deliberations. Texas is going to secede.

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Keeping you alive, but barely.  You need to throttle the thread starting maybe to like one a week. 

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That's a ridiculous thing to say to me. The fate of humanity is now in the balance. You should be excited every time I post.

12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Ok, now I regret giving you some rep. 

Yep. I’m out too. 

Are you British? Who the fuck uses the term 'jab'?

This smarter than Einstein bit has grown tired. 

52 minutes ago, TornACL said:

This smarter than Einstein bit has grown tired. 

They would have worshipped this man like a god over at Texags. Those dipshits would be storming the capital by now. or at least tearing down the capital  fence.

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The anti-semitism was as Larry David would say…“a bit much”.

He was like a gloriously deranged Icarus, soaring over us all with wings made of dried feces…. and then it started raining.

3 hours ago, troph said:

Evidence our crowd sourcing system needs an overhaul. 

If you mean it took too long for someone spewing hate speech to get kicked, then I agree. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

i guess I didn’t pay close enough attention. I thought it was just insanity. 

You've been around way too long to not understand that regular old garden variety insanity is oft celebrated around these parts.

Sometimes you're in the cross hairs of a vast global conspiracy to silence you.

And sometimes you're just a fucking idiot who uses words you don't understand.

On 3/23/2024 at 9:47 AM, JosephStang said:

Let's be clear about what happened. I am Jewish.

There's only 1 true way to prove this: you have to PM Derka a pic of your penis.

20 hours ago, immamac said:

Damn, the dog had to be put down. 

Are you going to do something about his wackjob brother @PvilleStang or @Trey3216.  They are clearly the root of the problem.

12 hours ago, troph said:

i guess I didn’t pay close enough attention. I thought it was just insanity. 

He got to stick around cuz of pure insanity and it was mostly harmless. Then he started to really lean into the anti-Semitic stuff and threatened some people in another thread and that was the beginning of the end for him. Crowd sourcing worked completely as intended this time and he stayed around for I believe an appropriate amount of time. He is also still resurrectable in purgatory if he posts there. 

On 3/23/2024 at 7:04 AM, DaysOff said:

Are you British? Who the fuck uses the term 'jab'?

MAGA and hard-core anti-vaxxers

2 hours ago, immamac said:

He got to stick around cuz of pure insanity and it was mostly harmless. Then he started to really lean into the anti-Semitic stuff and threatened some people in another thread and that was the beginning of the end for him. Crowd sourcing worked completely as intended this time and he stayed around for I believe an appropriate amount of time. He is also still resurrectable in purgatory if he posts there. 

I agree the crowdsourcing worked as intended.

I did get some mild entertainment with his psychobabble reading the theory of everything.

As funny as some of it was, it’s clear that he had an actual real life mental issue.
 

Where-ever he was getting his WiFi, or cell phone service, the sad part is that someone real (family, friends, nurses, neighbors, etc) is having to deal with these issues in a real life setting. That’s way bigger than all of us jerking each other off over the nonsense we argue about here.

7 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

That’s way bigger than all of us jerking each other off over the nonsense we argue about here.

So far we have prevented WWIII.  I would not call that nonsense. 

11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So far we have prevented WWIII.  I would not call that nonsense. 

Wait, I thought we were STARTING WWIII, unless we could somehow get Texas to secede?

36 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So far we have prevented WWIII.  I would not call that nonsense. 

That really doesn’t matter in my mind. The net positive is that we are jerking each other off.

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