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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

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  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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There seriously aren't words in English for how much I fucking love Corey Seager.

Corey giveth and Corey taketh away.
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#1211
Just now, Constant said:

We are so fucking good. 

Man - I fuckin told y'all. They're ice cold and swaggy. Bochy is a fucking zen master.

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#1219
Just now, SpiralOut said:

This lineup is fucking filthy.  

And Lowe and JJ aren't even active...

I still feel like I'm in a fever dream. How did we win the fucking WS and put this lineup together?

#1220
Just now, ztejas said:

And Lowe and JJ aren't even active...

I still feel like I'm in a fever dream. How did we win the fucking WS and put this lineup together?

Chris Young & Co needs all of their demands met for eternity. 

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#1221
1 minute ago, Constant said:

Chris Young & Co needs all of their demands met for eternity. 

He gives me Bob Meyers vibes.

(Golden State Warriors GM from 2012-2022)

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#1233
6 minutes ago, fellside said:

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

On Russillo the other day Jeff Passan said that you have to go back to 1993 to find a league-leading payroll that's less than the As payroll this season. 

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#1235

gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve).

Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"

 

Mom was not amused 

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#1236
gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player battering(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve).
Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"
 
Mom was not amused 

Midget is the proper term. Raise her right.
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#1237
3 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Midget is the proper term. Raise her right.

No. The proper term is "little fuckass midget bitch boy pussy puto chingada altuve"

#1239
Rangers manager Bruce Bochy said Josh Sborz felt some soreness in his shoulder:“He probably could have kept going, but you know, it's not worth the risk.”He’ll have some diagnostics done tomorrow and see where they’re at in evaluating him.


 

Hope so. 

#1240
52 minutes ago, fellside said:

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

So they paid all that money just to compete with the A’s?!

#1241
55 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. The proper term is "little fuckass midget bitch boy pussy puto chingada altuve"

Accurate, but do any of those 10 dollar words mean cheater? If not, it's one short.

Heh, heh, short.

#1243
5 hours ago, jeevsie said:

So….17 days straight, no off days?

Correct. The last 10 being on the road against Houston, Detroit, and Atlanta. 

#1245

A bit last minute, but if anyone wants free tickets for game tonight i’ve got 2 in Sec 133 row 3. Shoot me a PM and i’ll forward the tickets via email. 

#1250

Maybe we’ll swing the hammer today and not leave so many on.  Would love to see a 15 hit performance again and a 10+ margin.   

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