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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Just now, SpiralOut said:

Startin' to think the Astros fucking suck.  

They do. 

There seriously aren't words in English for how much I fucking love Corey Seager.

Corey giveth and Corey taketh away.
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Hahahahaha run it up on these fucks.

Meet the new boss bitches.

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Just now, Constant said:

We are so fucking good. 

Man - I fuckin told y'all. They're ice cold and swaggy. Bochy is a fucking zen master.

Whoever posted a few days ago that Carter and Taveras need to pick it up should do that shit more often…

Langford looks good.  Carter and Heim have come out of their shells.  This lineup is fucking filthy.  

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Just now, SpiralOut said:

This lineup is fucking filthy.  

And Lowe and JJ aren't even active...

I still feel like I'm in a fever dream. How did we win the fucking WS and put this lineup together?

Just now, ztejas said:

And Lowe and JJ aren't even active...

I still feel like I'm in a fever dream. How did we win the fucking WS and put this lineup together?

Chris Young & Co needs all of their demands met for eternity. 

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1 minute ago, Constant said:

Chris Young & Co needs all of their demands met for eternity. 

He gives me Bob Meyers vibes.

(Golden State Warriors GM from 2012-2022)

Players also concerned with Jose and set about making a sufficient cushion

Punch out the midget Jose!

Well furk. Will settle for Bergman ending the game.

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Dogshit pitch but I like that hustle to cover home.

And that's it. 

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Gonna pile up a lot of wins this year with the As and the Trashcans in our division. 

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

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6 minutes ago, fellside said:

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

On Russillo the other day Jeff Passan said that you have to go back to 1993 to find a league-leading payroll that's less than the As payroll this season. 

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So sad that MLB wants this to be a rivalry and Astros can’t hold up their end of the bargain.

gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve).

Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"

 

Mom was not amused 

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gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player battering(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve).
Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"
 
Mom was not amused 

Midget is the proper term. Raise her right.
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3 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Midget is the proper term. Raise her right.

No. The proper term is "little fuckass midget bitch boy pussy puto chingada altuve"

52 minutes ago, fellside said:

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

So they paid all that money just to compete with the A’s?!

55 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. The proper term is "little fuckass midget bitch boy pussy puto chingada altuve"

Accurate, but do any of those 10 dollar words mean cheater? If not, it's one short.

Heh, heh, short.

5 hours ago, jeevsie said:

So….17 days straight, no off days?

Correct. The last 10 being on the road against Houston, Detroit, and Atlanta. 

8 hours ago, jeevsie said:

So….17 days straight, no off days?

Damn. MLB trying to break up the dynasty?

A bit last minute, but if anyone wants free tickets for game tonight i’ve got 2 in Sec 133 row 3. Shoot me a PM and i’ll forward the tickets via email. 

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let’s fucking ride with Jank in CF.

 

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Going to fucking mash. 

Maybe we’ll swing the hammer today and not leave so many on.  Would love to see a 15 hit performance again and a 10+ margin.   

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